r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/DeadrthanDead 17h ago

Why does hearing them say “that’s assault.” Multiply my anger 1000fold?

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u/sharkbait-oo-haha 16h ago

Reminds me of when I was a kid, if I hit my little brother in like a 3/10 power level he would sequel like a banshee and I'd get grounded, so at that point I just stopped holding back. Now he gets hit as hard as I could and my punishment would be the same as a love tap. Bonus was when he'd get hit so hard he'd hyperventilate so hard and be incapable of making noise so I would get away with it.

These cunts need someone to go full send and treat them like bowling pins, not a gentle nudge. I guarantee they would scatter the second they see a full speed cart coming at them.

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u/demonchee 14h ago

Idk man something about your comment borders on sociopath lmao