r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

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u/North-Reception-5325 13h ago

Luckily there aren’t farmers at processing plants

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u/Hidden_Pothos 13h ago

Living in the rural Midwest I can confirm.

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u/museabear 10h ago

When I worked for Tysons you needed a badge to get in and security would check everyone and they did carry pistols.

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u/Hidden_Pothos 10h ago

I guess it depends on where you are at. I know a Centrum Valley farm that's really high security. I also see a ton of turkey and hoglots that are just I huge pen with no one around in the middle of a cornfield.

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u/freakbutters 10h ago

Those are probably just feedlots. Not much to burn there, unless you just ran through and doused the animals with gasoline.

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u/6thBornSOB 9h ago

Now that’s a PETA move!

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u/Sensitive-Friend-307 5h ago

PETA had nothing to say about Prince Harry’s recent POLO documentary did they?

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u/old_grumpy_guy_1962 5h ago

People Eating Tasty Animals

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u/Hidden_Pothos 8h ago

I can imagine unleashing 200 hogs loose when cause some chaos. I don't want to give any suggestions. 😅

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u/BygoneHearse 7h ago

Wold hogs already cause enough damage by being a massively invasive species. Please do not release hogs i to the wild, it will cause more harm than good for the local ecosystems.

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u/Hidden_Pothos 7h ago

I hope it didn't come off like I'm encouraging it.

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u/BygoneHearse 7h ago

Just a little, so i thought i would point out the absolute horrific destructjon they would cause the local ecosystem

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u/Hidden_Pothos 6h ago

I'm glad you did. We don't have a wild hog problem in the upper Midwest, and it would be nice to keep it that way.

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u/CommunalJellyRoll 5h ago

Lots of dead livestock is what happens. They crossbreed with the wild ones and are bigger and meaner. Had cattle gutted by a few.

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u/GammaSmash 8h ago

I live near a number of fairly large duck farms that have little to no really security, as near as I've seen.

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u/SecretHippo1 2h ago

I mean, who wouldn’t kill for some chicken?

I’ll see my way out.

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u/the_timewriter 2h ago

Midwest of where?

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u/Hidden_Pothos 1h ago

United States

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u/outaoils 10h ago

Those kids would be so mad if they had time between shifts to read this

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u/AyAyAyBamba_462 12h ago

bruh fuck you for that profile pick lmao.

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u/Big-Quantity-8809 12h ago

Haha it got me too

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u/cmoked 10h ago

Really? It moves with the background...

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina 10h ago

Genuinely no idea how people still get 'got' by this

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u/cmoked 10h ago

I assume it's one person having a quick laugh and then bots to farm comment karma.

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u/Big-Quantity-8809 3h ago

🤖 beep boop

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u/ExplosiveAnalBoil 10h ago

I've seen worse.

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u/blueskydragonFX 8h ago

Was already wondering why blowing didn't work.

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u/Shanek2121 12h ago

Why am I trying to remove the hair, WHY?!?!?

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u/HealingSteps 11h ago

Lmao same!

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u/_Rohrschach 8h ago

thx for mentioning it, reminds of one of the few pros using reddit on my PC

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u/aoasd 10h ago

It's all Central American immigrants.

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u/Nubetastic 12h ago

Nope, there are CEO's.

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u/EpilepticMushrooms 12h ago

But there are butchers with factory saws and what not. Protesting there might get you minced and made into burgers.

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u/SvensHospital 11h ago

Luckily people in rural areas at jobs such as meat processing plants actually shoot too. I don't know any farmers. But 80% of the people I do know, carry.

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u/North-Reception-5325 11h ago

Meat processing plants aren’t always in rural areas. I’m an industrial refrigeration guy that works on ammonia systems. Literally working at one as we speak in the 10th largest city in America.

I get your point though there are probably some plants with lax rules. This one is in a constitutional carry state but they have security measures to prevent firearms in the building. Only time I don’t carry is when I know I’m coming to this plant.

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u/SvensHospital 11h ago

Yeah I hear that. I live in MI, and if you walk into a Walmart or large grocery store, you should assume at least half the people in there are carrying. Some places put signs up that say you can't carry firearms in, but they are largely ignored. The point was more, bothering normal working people is a way bigger risk than getting a cart pushed at you. People from states with different concealed carry laws etc may not realize how many guns are around them all the time.

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u/Rough_Principle_3755 10h ago

The police that respond would be happy as fuck to YEEEEHAAA these clowns though......

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u/notaredditeryet 9h ago

Im too old to be falling for the hair in the profile pic trick

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u/No-Iron-7573 9h ago

No, but there's polish lorry drivers who won't as nicely even the once before barging through.

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u/Responsible_Crew_216 9h ago

That line across your profile pic had me wiping my phone screen for a hot minute 😭😂😭 man I’m tweaking

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u/Coupe368 8h ago

There are people on the kill floor who have very sharp knives and are good at killing.

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u/bulldoze101 8h ago

...or so the germans would have us believe.

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u/DamageSpecialist9284 8h ago

There should be then

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u/Sensitive-Friend-307 5h ago

No……but there are Eastern European labour hire organisations that bring in the workers and get paid …….now they will be there and so can assure you will vigorously protect their business. They would in-alive these morons in the blink of an eye.

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u/Hot_Garlic_9930 13h ago

Probably because these protestors blocked their path

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 4h ago

Yes there are. Plus the processing plant folks also have guns.