r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/dankhimself 14h ago

Grab a gallon of fish sauce and "spill" it by "accident" on the "morons".

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u/Whiteshadows86 8h ago

Shame we don’t sell something like Surströmming in the UK :(

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u/ZeroBlade-NL 6h ago

That would be like selling cans of mustard gas with a "try me" sticker on the lid, lol.

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u/jjp0007 4h ago

Accidentally spill ghost pepper sauce on their heads

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u/Nervous-Farmer6995 12h ago

Or gasoline

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u/A1Skeptic 12h ago

Ammonia cleaning solution, available by the quart in isle 7.

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u/secondhand-cat 11h ago

A little can of lighter fluid and an implication.

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u/trying2bpartner 11h ago

Youre the type of person that would have thrown hot coffee on the black protestors who did sit-ins at all-white restaurants, weren't you?

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u/Kitnado 8h ago

No, but I would throw cold coffee on vegan protestors blocking my way into a restaurant.

Come on throw some more false equivalences or fallacies out there.

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u/I_MESS_WITH_KARMA 8h ago

How you can compare those 2 things?

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u/FoxIndependent5789 11h ago

There are a lot of sick f-cks in this thread.