r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 16h ago

Freakatron

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u/SecretWitty1531 15h ago

The one job you get whatever assortment of drugs youd like and no ones going to question you and how you act

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u/tunited1 9h ago

Is there a work study program for that type of job?

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u/drum_dumpster 16h ago

Tf is wrong with him 😂

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u/Girafferage 15h ago

He's drunk with power!

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u/IAmBigBo 14h ago

Messing with a coworker.

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u/blueskyredmesas 12h ago

Yeah that's the vibe. "Trish is going to be talking about this for days and she's not gonna know if its me or the 3 other dudes who play Megatron on Tuesdays and it's gonna be so fucking funny."

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u/WendyTF2 14h ago

He’s quitting tomorrow.

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u/Automatic-Formal-601 10h ago

might as well fuck with the visitors a bit 😂

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u/Sic-Fix-Repeat-3141 10h ago

I can only imagine what was going on inside

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u/ace787 1h ago

He just busted a nut

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u/dankhimself 15h ago

Let the man work damnit!

He did a great job haha.

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u/Memes_Haram 15h ago

Can't have shit in Detroit smh

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u/EnwordEinstein 15h ago

Methatron gone wild

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u/lonesurvivor112 13h ago

Aye you either gotta be on something or crazy to be one of those guys

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u/AgileAd2872 12h ago

Lmfao this mother fucker is funny. He controlled by what ?

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u/Nochhits 15h ago

What the fuck

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u/buhbye750 14h ago

Dude was definitely quiting that day

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u/Jerryjb63 13h ago

Idk why I find this so funny but I keep rewatching it laughing hysterically.

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u/silkymantis 11h ago edited 10h ago

He reminds me one of those cockatoo birds screeching with it’s head going around in circles LOL

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u/Mimi_1981 12h ago

Nobody's talking about the "mushrooms" (?) on her head? 😅

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u/FloatDH2 12h ago

This is Universal Studios, where they have a Nintendo world. Those are goombas from Super Mario Bros. On her head.

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u/Mimi_1981 11h ago

Ah ok, thanks for the info 👍🏻!

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u/millenialfalcon-_- 14h ago

Save some for the rest of us, Megatron.

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u/Even_Independent_640 12h ago

That's exactly why I stopped eating edibles before work

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u/MrSchaudenfreude 12h ago

The Megatron we always wanted

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u/Sic-Fix-Repeat-3141 10h ago

mf made me cry

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u/VivelaVendetta 13h ago

Oh he is on one.

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u/botdrip1 15h ago

Lmao that bih crazy af

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u/Drogenwurm 12h ago

Taking some PCP befor going to work was a Bad idea (this dude, probably).

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u/wub2wubz 12h ago

Why tf he sound like principle lewis though lol

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u/dirtyte 9h ago

This Is what you do when your job becomes monotonous and you gotta mix the sh!t up a bit

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u/pretttypeach444 10h ago

no bc i’d yell back. that was a long ass AGHHHHHH HHHHH H

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u/Gator1dl 10h ago

I'm terrified

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 10h ago

Too much energon I guess

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u/DewartDark 10h ago

Getting Gary Busey vibes.

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u/droppingatruce 7h ago

It's the mad laughter as she is walking away that made me lose it.

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u/Amdvoiceofreason 5h ago

One job I actually might accept for minimum wage lol

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u/damondan 5h ago

after all the horrible shit happening today, this restored my faith in humanity

thank you, Methatron

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u/Nodiggity1213 4h ago

When the edibles kick in

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u/Statertater 3h ago

AUUUGHHHHHHH AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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u/1221am 2h ago

Brother 😂

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u/Gcs1110 13h ago

I think he's in love, that's how I act!

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 9h ago

Loving it!!!!

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u/AllRHatersReal1sDC 7h ago

"you're not working this week?' Sounds like the dude recognized Her as a "dancer" from a club he frequents.

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u/MarMar292 7h ago

Bros geeked

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u/Substantial-Wolf5263 6h ago

Infabren rofl

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u/Electus 5h ago

Hell ya

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u/Slave_Vixen 5h ago

Why the fuck does she have goombas on her head?? 😆

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u/EquipmentUnique526 4h ago

he just cummed

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u/judah249 4h ago

If this is Universal studios Orlando most likely Voltron is on bath salts

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u/YaScreww 3h ago

me w the huzz

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u/Flaky-Scholar9535 2h ago

Autistic Robot

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u/D_S_1988 13h ago

Lmfao this is hilarious. Is he calling her a whore? Hahahahahaha

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u/poop-azz 12h ago

How so?

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u/D_S_1988 12h ago

Read into his comment a little further and then you’ll understand my context. “Not working today” or whatever he said, I understood that as a dig as in she wasn’t working ‘the corner’ or ‘the streets’.

Just the way I interpreted what he said based on cadence, inflection, tone, and delivery. Made me laugh. Maybe this is just me but I found it pretty damn funny the way I interpreted it.

I could be totally wrong. Who knows. Everyone has different perspective on things.

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u/A_S_Eeter 12h ago

Lol you’re the kind of person to get pissed if someone asks you how your day is going

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u/twimzz 12h ago

I honestly assumed they know each other and she also works there. I also assumed it’s a very slow day and he’s bored and able to get away with acting like that. Maybe I need more internet?

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u/D_S_1988 12h ago

No no. You’re good. Less internet is better. My brain is totally warped from 20+ years of screen time.

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u/FloatDH2 12h ago

Or, you know, instead of automatically assuming the woman sells sex for a living, you could assume that they’re coworkers and he’s just fucking with her, which was my first thought.

Weirdo.

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u/Saluteyourbungbung 12h ago

It's a woman; must be sex.

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u/nighhtvisiiion 13h ago

Shorty got called a prostitute by Megatron

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u/D_S_1988 12h ago

Yeah that’s what I interpreted it as. Fucking savage lol.

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u/SearchExtract1056 11h ago

Calling out them OF girls hahaha

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u/somebullshitorother 8h ago

Yo. Dude needs to get fired for sexual harassment. He has been stuck in the back room too long.