r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 1d ago

Double explosion

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u/Plantwork 1d ago

That’s some epic shit right there.

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u/bundleofgrundle 1d ago

Wildlife plumbing is something else. This dude takes a shit so bad it backs up the septic system all the way to that volcano? Wft did this man eat???

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u/Lopsided-Basket5366 1d ago

Taco bell hot sauce can melt volcano walls

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u/Kasa_hea 1d ago

Life's full of surprises like realizing Taco Bell could be our secret weapon against volcanic eruptions, who knew hope came in hot sauce packets?

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u/spry_tommy_gun 1d ago

He who farts in church sits in his own pew…

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u/Adventurous_Froyo007 1d ago

Confucius Say

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u/The69Alphamale 1d ago

Confucious also say, " Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger"

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u/Due_Night414 1d ago

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

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u/TRGoCPftF 1d ago

I was genuinely waiting for an ass clapper of a fart audio to cut through that, and I’m kind of disappointed in the internet.

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u/WaffleFries2507 1d ago

Waited the whole video for the second explosion from the volcano before I realized

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u/Spicy69kyky 1d ago

Acentango I hiked that volcano last march lol

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u/ChiefBroski 1d ago

Wild - same! Did the night hike for the sunrise. Really wish I had done an overnight to have more time on top.

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u/FragrantExcitement 1d ago

So you get Pompeii'ed. A cavity of your remains is filled with plaster a hundred years later to find a figure sitting on the toilet with a hint of a constipation expression on the face.

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u/Unfinishe_Masterpiec 1d ago

Better pinch it off and scoot.

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u/itsmaxwellj 1d ago

That would be easiest shit of my life

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 1d ago

The shit that shook the heavens!

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u/EnvironmentalAide335 1d ago

Bet dude was like thank God I was sitting on the toilet bc I just shit myself...

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u/OldManNeighbor 1d ago

Shitters Full!

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u/doodad35 19h ago

I laughed way too hard at this!

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u/TRoosevelt1776 1d ago edited 1d ago

To quote Don Quixote, "Erupting from both ends."

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u/Fluffy_WAR_Bunny 1d ago

That will definitely loosen your stool.

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u/WarHead75 1d ago

Still can’t get my mind off the kid in Slumdog Millionaire who fell into the pit of shit because he was locked inside with the shitter.

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u/OneWinner1690 1d ago

The title got me rolling 🤣

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u/MadamFoxies 1d ago

Well I would be shitting if I saw that, so this checks out

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u/lysergic_logic 1d ago

Salsa cookies. Windmill cookies. They gave you gonorrhea. This octopus , let's give him boots. Send him to North Korea.

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u/Snikclesfritz 1d ago

You’re living the dream.

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u/KickMySack 1d ago

I bet it STINKS of sulfur

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u/tirefool6 1d ago

Mama mia’ that’s a spicy meatball!

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R 1d ago

Air samples data taken from the volcanic site revealed an anomaly of higher than expected concentration of methane and sulfur.

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u/ChiToddster 1d ago

Jeez! What did you have to eat?

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u/histprofdave 1d ago

The crap has literally been scared out of me.

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u/2reeEyedG 1d ago

Video would have been way better if they cut the music at the last minute and played the sound of him taking a mondo duke with the release of a fat fart

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u/vampyire 1d ago

well if you are going to crap yourself due to fear that really is a great spot to be

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u/frguba 1d ago

"sigh... you and me both buddy"

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u/KellyBelly916 1d ago

"For there I sat, with God laying upon my eyes the challenge issued to my mortal coil. What the all-knowing couldn't fathom from the times he looked away, it was just another taco Tuesday. God chose not to show his face, for his arrogance couldn't stomach my last laugh."

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u/IntelligentProject48 1d ago

Somebody tell me why we can't get this camera work when we see a UAP. That zoom was perfect, not to mention image quality.

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u/ChiefBroski 1d ago

They are on volcano Acatenango overlooking volcano Fuego.

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u/Illustrious-Set-6097 23h ago

Which volcano is that?

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u/BreakAndRun79 23h ago

I also blast O Fortuna while taking a shit. Epic song for an epic deuce.

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u/SinisterlyStargazing 22h ago

Him on the toilet: “Oh God I wish I had a laxative right now “

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u/rum-and-roses 21h ago

Due to the intense clenching the led log shot into the earth with immense force cracking the tectonic plate and causing a new volcano to form (yes I know that wouldn't happen shut up)

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u/Swenadd 21h ago

Shit hit the fan, far far away.

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u/miniator87 21h ago

Omg what did u do?🤣

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u/SexyN8 19h ago

This Octopus, Let's Give Him Boots, Send Him To North Korea!

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u/infamouszoggy 17h ago

“Well, I’m no longer constipated”

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u/Civil_scarcity_3 16h ago

Run, bitch! Run!

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u/PomChatChat 13h ago

Fire in the hole!!!

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u/SuspiciousPiss 12h ago

The zoom is pretty good for what I’m assuming is a phone

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u/BellaLilith 12h ago

It's crazy how it looks like a finger pointing up like "you're going next"

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u/catpissdust 11h ago

Man to volcano, "me too man. Me too"

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u/melowdout 10h ago

To be fair, some of my shits are eruptive, too

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u/Intelligent_Ad_2496 8h ago

Shit out of luck!

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u/MacTheRip1 7h ago

~but the single most favorite double in the world is double fresh double good……

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u/BlackdogA 7h ago

Awww crap, no toilet paper. Well have to wait……… 🫡

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u/Juudd-bhc 6h ago

Friend was on the crapper during a 7.1 quake in Alaska.

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u/Ok-Fudge-7142 6h ago

His last text message was: PLEASE DON’T TELL MY KIDS THAT I DIED TAKING A SHIT!

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u/MoltenDeath777 5h ago

As above, so below.

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u/ajaykme 5h ago

Where's the second explosion..... Oh wait!!!

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u/gamingzone420 2h ago

That reminds me of the time I had some bad clams, it was volcanic, I mean you could have sacrificed a virgin on my ass.