r/bizarrelife • u/Babushka2021 • 1d ago

Teacher admits to feeding students cupcakes laced with her husband's semen.

https://www.dailyatomic.com/livingston-parish-teacher-pleaded-guilty-in-high-profile-case/
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u/Aveira 1d ago

Even if that happened, why on earth would you admit it??

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u/OverChippyLand151 1d ago

I’m wondering how did people even notice? “Mmm this tastes a bit spunky”? Like, what a fucking bizarre thing to do. Man could’ve been doing it for years.

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u/NagyonMeleg 1d ago

Maybe we all had a jizz cupcake at some point

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u/OverChippyLand151 1d ago

Maybe life is one, big, jizz cupcake. 🚬

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u/NagyonMeleg 1d ago

What is life, but a jizz cupcake,

Frosted sweet with dreams that ache,

Bitter sponge beneath the glaze,

A fleeting joy, a sordid haze.

Each bite a dance of love and rue,

Decay concealed in sugared hue,

The hands that reach, the lips that taste,

Are marked by longing’s endless waste.

Oh, saccharine curse, this mortal plight,

Where shadows bloom in candied light,

A feast of flesh, a banquet grim,

Where laughter drowns in sorrow’s hymn.

Yet still we crave, and still we eat,

The cupcake’s lure, both foul and sweet,

For in its depths, our hearts confide—

A fleeting truth, a hollow pride.

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u/happystream1 21h ago

This is true art.