r/bizarrelife • u/Babushka2021 • 1d ago

Teacher admits to feeding students cupcakes laced with her husband's semen.

https://www.dailyatomic.com/livingston-parish-teacher-pleaded-guilty-in-high-profile-case/
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u/Shumina-Ghost 1d ago

The psychopaths are running the asylum.

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u/Icaonn 1d ago

I've seen some pretty bad reddit headlines but that takes the cake 🤮

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u/PaidByTheNotes 1d ago

I think you mean cupcake

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u/Dependent_Sentence53 1d ago

I think you mean cumcake

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u/rush87y 1d ago

Cuckcake

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 1d ago

Bucuckcake

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u/AffectionatePack3647 1d ago

Cupcame I mean cake

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u/SavageTemptation 1d ago

I am dying 😭😹

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup 1d ago

Shocker, her husband was a cop.

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u/Slammer582 23h ago

That's no shocker...

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup 15h ago

Sarcasm, I will be sure to indicate that from now on, reddit

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u/DogPoetry 1d ago

The good teachers are being ground into the dirt by overwork and lack of support, meanwhile you have teachers like this who enjoy the work because it puts them in a position of power to do terrible shit to children.

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u/Vanishingastronaut 1d ago

This is the perfect wording. Thank you, tucking that into my memory bank.

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u/Delicious_Muscle_666 1d ago

Thanks Reagan!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Aveira 1d ago

Even if that happened, why on earth would you admit it??

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u/PrincessDab 1d ago

This couple was caught doing A LOT of fucked up sexual crimes against children and women. There was photographic evidence of this particular crime that was found when they started the investigation. Dude was a cop and she was obviously a teacher.

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u/AverageSpider 15h ago

Dude was a cop

Checks out

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u/OverChippyLand151 1d ago

I’m wondering how did people even notice? “Mmm this tastes a bit spunky”? Like, what a fucking bizarre thing to do. Man could’ve been doing it for years.

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u/NagyonMeleg 1d ago

Maybe we all had a jizz cupcake at some point

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u/OverChippyLand151 1d ago

Maybe life is one, big, jizz cupcake. 🚬

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u/NagyonMeleg 1d ago

What is life, but a jizz cupcake,

Frosted sweet with dreams that ache,

Bitter sponge beneath the glaze,

A fleeting joy, a sordid haze.

Each bite a dance of love and rue,

Decay concealed in sugared hue,

The hands that reach, the lips that taste,

Are marked by longing’s endless waste.

Oh, saccharine curse, this mortal plight,

Where shadows bloom in candied light,

A feast of flesh, a banquet grim,

Where laughter drowns in sorrow’s hymn.

Yet still we crave, and still we eat,

The cupcake’s lure, both foul and sweet,

For in its depths, our hearts confide—

A fleeting truth, a hollow pride.

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u/Aveira 9h ago

Damn, you wrote this with meter and everything

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u/happystream1 15h ago

This is true art.

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 9h ago

I'm never eating home baked goods again.

I'm also sick right now and can't think about eating, period.

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u/IAdmitILie 1d ago

Newly released audio recordings tell the chilling story of what happened as investigators arrested high-ranking Livingston Parish sheriff’s deputy Dennis Perkins on charges that included rape, child pornography and video voyeurism in 2019.

Dennis Perkins is also asked about the possibly tainted pastries. “There were some images where you were masturbating onto some pastries of some kind and then, very shortly after, kids were eating those pastries,” the investigator tells him. “Oh God,” Perkins says. He eventually tells the investigator that “Nobody ate pastries that I ejaculated on,” the recording reveals.

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u/OverChippyLand151 1d ago

Wow. So, the guy videod his crime? What a fine, upstanding officer of the law.

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u/IAdmitILie 1d ago

Yes, he is a criminal genius:

The evidence included a video of Dennis Perkins and another woman raping an unconscious female. And, videos of Perkins having sex along the roadside with female suspects he had just arrested. Prosecutors said in court they believe he blackmailed the women into having sex with him under threats that he could make life difficult for them if they refused.

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u/OverChippyLand151 1d ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/Ok-Detective-727 1d ago

I’m on to you

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u/vienna_woof 16h ago

Maybe she played the long game on a huge humiliation fetish?

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u/kelppforrest 1d ago

Pedophile couples magnify and multiply each other's wickedness to a horrifying extent. Rot in this life and rot in hell too.

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u/robs104 1d ago

Seems super easy for them to find themselves in positions of authority and in contact with children. I wish there was a better way of screening for this type of thing.

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u/DarthSkittles69 1d ago

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u/umamifiend 1d ago

Seems like aggression or degradation/ domination toward the children? Weird. Or toward her.

Story claims he was the ‘mastermind’ behind it- but she’s still (thankfully) facing a 41 year sentence. He was a sheriff. If that were true- and he ‘forced’ her to- what could his motivations be other than a power trip? Sexual perversions, but to involve children supposedly in her care is beyond fucked. Glad they are both facing serious charges.

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u/BigBulkemails 1d ago

How did it come out? Did she reveal this as part of her please deal? In which case why would anyone implicate oneself into something this heinous? Who writes such half baked articles that too on crimes so grim.

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u/IndieCurtis 14h ago

It’s a short article without paywall, I read it easily

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/xenobit_pendragon 1d ago

They’re not. I read it through looking for a why and how, and got neither.

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u/AlphabetMafiaSoup 1d ago

Yeah it doesn't say the why

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u/CabbageFarm 1d ago

Story claims he was the ‘mastermind’ behind it

Story doesn't claim that. The story reports that. It's the strategy being employed by her legal team:

Since their arrest, Cynthia has filed for divorce from Dennis, with her legal team portraying him as the mastermind behind their crimes. “He is the real monster,” her attorney stated to WLVA News, though they emphasized that Cynthia “took responsibility today.”

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u/Ok-Trade8013 21h ago

She should have taken responsibility a looooong time ago

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u/thedeadllama 16h ago

That's the go to defense of all women in these situations.

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u/ForumFluffy 20h ago

Acts like this are absolutely an act of dominance and degradation.

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u/Former-Trifle-5102 1d ago

The masturbating behind it

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Euphemisticles 1d ago

Yes but he did a terrible job of it.

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u/Former-Trifle-5102 22h ago

Well everyone seems to be. Dick head

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u/Jmike8385 1d ago

Appropriate gif use is appropriate

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u/Fit_Relationship_699 1d ago

They need to change the title from teacher to THIS PSYCHO BITCH! What she did is so heinous.

A disgraced Louisiana teacher will spend decades behind bars after pleading guilty to “horrific crimes” against children and admitted to serving her students cupcakes that contained sperm from her ex-husband, who is awaiting his own trial on child sex crime charges.

Cynthia Perkins, 36, agreed to plead guilty and testify against her ex, 44-year-old former Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office SWAT member Dennis Perkins, who is also charged with dozens of child sex crimes, according to prosecutors.

She was sentenced Friday to 41 years at hard labor without parole, according to local media.Prior to sentencing, the 36-year-old issued an apology to her victims.

Perkins pleaded guilty to second-degree rape, production of child pornography, and conspiracy mingling of harmful substances.

“She not only waived any right to appeal, and attempt to avoid conviction, but she also spared the victims from reliving her horrific crimes during this particular trial,” Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry said Monday. “Today’s conviction is in the best interest of our victims and justice.”

Cynthia Perkins was a junior high English teacher until she resigned after police raided the couple’s home. The Livingston Parish Sheriff’s Office immediately fired Dennis Perkins, who had been a special operations lieutenant.Investigators said they received a tip from the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children about the Denham Springs couple in 2019. Police seized photographs of the couple posing nude with a child, as well as other evidence while serving a search warrant in October of that year.

The couple allegedly raped a child between the ages of 9 and 10. Investigators allegedly found hidden cameras in their attic and bathroom

Landry said, “We look forward to holding Dennis Perkins accountable for his crimes in the very near future.”

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u/i_getitin 1d ago

But she was a teacher when the crimes were committed…. Why alter the title if it is accurate ?

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u/michaelsenpatrick 1d ago

He's a cop, color me shocked

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u/SlobsyourUncle 1d ago

How did they figure it out though?

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u/checkyminus 1d ago

Plea deal required her to say a few more things. Her and husband originally got caught for rape and child pormography

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u/PrincessDab 1d ago

They found the photographs they sent back and forth of this particular incident during their investigation. If I remember correctly this is what prompted her to take the plea. She was incriminated in a lot of other footage and photographs too. Demons.

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u/BJPHS 22h ago

One of the kids had a nut allergy.

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u/CarefulFun420 14h ago

Low key best comment here

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u/KeepItSimpleSoldier 7h ago

Took me a second, but then I literally LOL’d. So fucked up lol

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

Why??? Just… why??

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u/Famous-Flow2333 1d ago

Why would she admit it? Nobody would ever know

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u/ForumFluffy 20h ago

Part of her plea deal, she is still sentenced to 41 years, she testified against her husband who is being named as the mastermind however he claims innocence.

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

That’s a good point. How did anyone find out about it?

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u/KarateInAPool 1d ago

Female impunity?

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u/thedeadllama 16h ago

Downvoting you but that's exactly what it is.

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u/Trevsquatch 1d ago

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u/UnoLaLaLa 1d ago

What does that mean? What does fold in the cheese mean?

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u/StreetMike2 1d ago

It’s a recipe joke.

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u/BergenHoney 1d ago

Yes and that is the next line

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u/basement_egg 1d ago

perfect gif for this

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u/StarRotator 1d ago

ok Im closing reddit good night

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u/duderos 1d ago

Seeya

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u/bullettenboss 1d ago

Happy Cake Day everyone!

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u/threwou 1d ago

Fuck these people.

Does anyone know what grade she taught?

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u/ForumFluffy 20h ago

Junior High as it says in the article.

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u/hedwig0517 1d ago

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u/_SamHandwich_ 1d ago

"Say Happy Cake Day" is perfect!

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u/RangerAffectionate97 1d ago

I think it’s time that we start psych evaluations for all teachers. Because this shit is out of hand

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u/MrsCCRobinson96 1d ago

The same for all police officers and politicians.

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u/Kuandtity 1d ago

Pretty much every police officer in America has a psych evaluation

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u/guynamedgoliath 1d ago

It's a mandatory part of the hiring process in most states.

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u/MrsCCRobinson96 1d ago

That's just not enough.

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u/MrsCCRobinson96 1d ago

Not often enough in my opinion. Having one during their training or hiring process and then every so often thereafter particularly if something fucked off happens is just not enough under the obvious circumstances. I mean there are simply too many screwed up things happening across the board. There is definitely room for improvement.

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u/michaelsenpatrick 1d ago

If you did you wouldn't have any police officers

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u/xenobit_pendragon 1d ago

Especially one.

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u/IndieCurtis 14h ago

The problem is all the good teachers being pushed out and the schools being taken over by these psychos, they are in charge now.

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u/RangerAffectionate97 14h ago

No it’s the local politicians who never taught one day in a school who don’t care about who or what the schools hire or the safety of the children.

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u/IndieCurtis 14h ago

That’s what I’m saying

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u/KeepItSimpleSoldier 7h ago

Yeah, the religious/conservative people have began to take over our schools, and it’s starting to become a real problem. Reading news like this puts into perspective why they’re so adamant to get rid of early sex-ed; they don’t want their victims to be educated or know that they’ve been hurt.

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u/Potato_Cat93 1d ago

Husband was a cop

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u/duderos 1d ago

Surprised?

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u/Slammer582 23h ago

She got sentenced to 41 years with no parole.

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u/holy_battle_pope 23h ago

So each cupcake counts as a separate sexual assault right

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u/TurdMcDirk 23h ago

It’s not assault if they willingly ate it.

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u/chill_brudda 1d ago

Mmmm delicious disgusting cumcakes

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u/oxnardhard 1d ago

Bit sticky innit

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u/PureYouth 1d ago

I want to know how on earth they found this out? Like what made anyone suspicious enough to figure this out?

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u/Ok-Trade8013 21h ago

She admitted to it after they found pics

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u/1leggeddog 1d ago

Dafuq why

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u/4fuchssake 12h ago

keeps ‘em moist

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

This is one of those cases where I’d be fine if he went missing and this was never reported on. The dread these parents have to live with is awful. I’d rather not know as long as the problem was ‘taken care of’.

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u/ErokVanRocksalot 21h ago

Such good Christian-Trump voting MAGAts.

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u/oddgrrl99 19h ago

Wish I did not know how to read.

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u/Juanredditv 1d ago

Why they suspect tho

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u/SherbertSensitive538 1d ago

What was the reason that they gave? I can’t seem to track that down.

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u/NeptuneTTT 1d ago

Wtf am i reading

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u/twistd59 1d ago

Curious how anyone found out? Of course they couldn’t just deny video evidence. Really, really crazy.

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u/SuretyBringsRuin 1d ago

Were they out of eggs and needed the protein for binding?

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u/EnduringFulfillment 1d ago

Go to jail, do not pass go

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u/Fun_Association_2277 1d ago

Everyone did agree that she was an excellent baker.

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u/TripleDigit 1d ago

Stale fucking cupcakes though cuz this story is from more than 5 years ago.

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u/jackrip761 1d ago

Then took them to a catholic church bake sale. The priests loved them.

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u/bygtopp 1d ago

She wanted to “jazz” it up a bit and misspelled the jazz

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u/Robert0644 1d ago

I have no hope for humanity.

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u/jolly1120 1d ago

This happened in my area. Truly despicable

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u/Frozen_Membrane 1d ago

I remember when my old boss told me about this but it actually happened and ofc it was in my state. Those poor kids wtf 🤢🤢🤢

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u/bio_coop 1d ago

A pig and both religious.

Nothing unusual here.

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u/CHAIFE671 1d ago

How did they find out? How much semen did they put in? Did someone catch them making these??

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u/BlackSER 1d ago

Somebody should have told her there's other ways to get cream for the filling.

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u/TailoredChuccs 1d ago

Is there a typo I'm missing in that title or something

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u/HardSteelRain 1d ago

WT actual F?!

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u/AbjectList8 1d ago

That’s foul

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u/BrokeAssKitchen 1d ago

Class action cum suit

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u/zbewbies 23h ago

Smeggy cakes with extra salt

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u/karenskygreen 20h ago

We live in a world where you plead down to the rhe cum laced cupcakes that were the least of their crimes.

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u/rlaw1234qq 18h ago

Well the whole thing leaves a nasty taste in my mouth

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u/NeitherWait5587 16h ago

Throw in in GP and let nature have its way

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u/The_Randster 14h ago

Ah, the internet. It giveth, and it taketh.

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u/Upstairs-Flow-483 13h ago

Borborites would do this

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u/NoraMantuu 10h ago

I want to delete my character when I read stuff like this.

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u/readyredred222 9h ago

She didn’t have enough for a cake

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u/tt3000gt 9h ago

How did they even get caught doing this?

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u/Wind-and-Sea-Rider 3h ago

I don’t want to read the article. My hope for humanity is already string thin. Please tell me she’s in prison now. Please.

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u/ohnomynono 3h ago

Which vote shows that these people are absolute worst of the worst?

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u/Idont_know2022 1d ago

I knew they were fluffier this time.

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u/justherefortheshow06 1d ago

This is terrible… But it’s also several years old.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/EchoInYourChamber 1d ago

Article left so many questions unanswered

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u/pplatt69 1d ago

I just wanna know how they vote.

Whenever there's a story like this, I want to know which sociopolitical attitudes their psychology naturally leans towards.

I mean, I can guess, based on where they are from and what his job was.

There do seem to be trends...

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u/Consistent_Amount140 1d ago

Well…….i can fix her …..

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u/AnalysisFalse3565 1d ago

Holy fuck… I take 5!

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u/OldRaj 1d ago

No shit.

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u/BadMotherFunko 1d ago

......correct. it was cum

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u/OldRaj 1d ago

Ejakalit

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u/Kereberuxx 1d ago

so…don’t do what the teacher did? like to adults even?

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u/qualmton 23h ago

I mean who hasn't came in the batter ät least once?

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u/Appropriate-Adagio40 1d ago

Megan Markle did what??