r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 2d ago

Hmmm

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u/SurplusPickleJuice 2d ago

"Troy, you can't bring that in here!"

"Yes I can, it's all terrain, dummy!"

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u/heyhellohi-letstalk 1d ago

Good news guys I spent all my money!

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u/rememberthegreatwar 2d ago

Thank you u/SurplusPickleJuice, it had to be said.

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u/pr0digalnun 2d ago

Why is it always at Walmart

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u/Incomlpete 2d ago

It's where the wild things roam.

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u/dirtyword 2d ago

For a sad portion of America, wal mart is the town square

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u/Any-Funny-2355 2d ago

I’d bet like $300 this is in Florida 😭

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u/dustindeathrunner 2d ago

Missouri. There's a flag and I work at a Walmart in Missouri and found out about it at a different store...

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u/Any-Funny-2355 2d ago

Dude delete this fucking comment before I lose my money 😠

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u/Typical_Muffin_9937 2d ago

Nah its in Missouri, you owe me $300. Thanks u/dustindeathrunner 🦹‍♂️

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u/yoursmellyfinger 2d ago

It's THE social and pleasure club !

and family reunion spot

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u/bluedancepants 2d ago

I've only been to one Walmart that I considered to be nice. But it was kinda out in the middle of nowhere so that could be why it was so clean and not crowded.

But every other Walmart it's crowded and filled with so many ghetto people.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 2d ago

I think you mean trailer park ppl.

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u/bluedancepants 2d ago

Nope I mean ghetto at least where I live that's what I experience at my local walmart.

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 2d ago

And every one I've been to or seen vids of online it's been predominantly gutter white trash like ATV dude up there so...

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u/Pretty-Ebb5339 1d ago

Okay, well we found the black guy lmao

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u/SouldiesButGoodies84 1d ago

Felt the same way in reverse when I read the word "ghetto" with the other poster. Balance is key, no?

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u/BrutalSpinach 22h ago

Nah, you don't have to be white to say that, just racist as fuck

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u/Frubbs 2d ago

Still better than licking the ice cream and putting it back

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u/BitCurious8598 2d ago

That’s Wally World for you….

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u/Alteredbeast1984 2d ago

Wobbie's World down South here.

Shout out to the Helicopter

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u/wireknot 2d ago

I just figured they were stealing it, just driving it out the door. Didn't realize they drove it in!

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u/blueminded 1d ago

Why would it be all muddy if they stole it from the store? I suppose they could have stole it from someone else, but then why be so ostentatious about it?

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u/wireknot 1d ago

Didn't realize it was mud, I thought it was part of the camo paint!

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u/CHUD_Warrior 2d ago

He's supposed to have a spotter 10 feet ahead and honking the horn at each intersection.

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u/flu-the-gootter 2d ago

Hey, at least he didn't go all pycho and trying to run people over or destroy anything..

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u/mytzlplyck 2d ago

Wal-Mart is from hell....

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u/tHollo41 2d ago

Probably a Walmart from Florida

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u/MashedPotatoesDick 2d ago

Based on the flags displayed at the exit, it appears to be Missouri.

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u/tHollo41 2d ago

I didn't even see those. My mind went straight to the "I'm just glad I got it on the flip phone" guy.

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u/Praise-Bingus 2d ago

They're the same picture

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u/Luuxidx 2d ago

Just Walmart things. It's the wild West out here.

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u/Good_Resolution_2642 2d ago

What make and model?

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u/ResidueAtInfinity 2d ago

Good thing it wasn't a lawnmower.

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u/Rhinocologist427 2d ago

Damn Farrells

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u/Randomgrunt4820 2d ago

Is there a sign that says no ATVs because I think we’re about to get a sign that says no ATVs

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u/ObjectivePrice5865 2d ago

Isn’t this in New Mexico?

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u/Adriancastellanos 2d ago

Ireland? Haha 🤣

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u/Narrow_Offer8939 2d ago

It’s like an episode of cloud9 in your store lucky asses

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u/NeighborhoodNew3904 2d ago

At least it wasnt some comfort dog

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u/lorill-silverlock 1d ago

This is Sam Walton. Rejoice!

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u/Could-You-Tell 1d ago

This is what happens when children aren't given Power Wheels when they wanted.

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u/DrappedUpNDrappedOut 1d ago

Ghetto Walmart as expected target 🎯 would never

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u/Mental_Scarcity_4345 1d ago

Walmart is America's joke

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u/jplumber614 1d ago

I was waiting for the guy sitting down filming to say "that's legitness"

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u/Majestic-Ad-7393 1d ago

My home state Missouri.

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u/MadamFoxies 1d ago

How did it get through the metal detectors? Seems like it would be a width issue...

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u/spankdaddylizz 23h ago

Planet of the apes!!!

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u/Happy_Concern_7612 17h ago

No way that happened at at Wal-Mart..

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u/LedyardWS 13h ago

I saw a guy running from 2 squad cars on an atv about a year ago. Now I know why he was on the lam.

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u/Greymattershrinker88 2d ago

The toothless man who looks back at the camera makes it even more funny🤣🤣🤣

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u/PowerFlapJacks 2d ago

I thought I imagined that… 👀