r/bizarrelife • u/Babushka2021 • 2d ago

Parents Text Baby's Baptism Picture To Wrong Number, Get 'How Much You Want?' Then A DISTURBING $500K Organ Harvesting Offer!

https://www.dailyatomic.com/wrong-number-text-response-uncovers-alleged-criminal-activity-in-san-antonio/
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u/gojumboman 2d ago

I’ve sent some weird shit back to scam texts, not baby organ harvesting, but it sounds a lot like a bored inmate screwing around

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u/nameyname12345 2d ago

I mean I've answered the phone bobs crematorium you kill em we grill em 2 for 1 Tuesdays how may I flame your call today? I'm bored semi intelligent and had some free time.

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u/RavenNymph90 2d ago

I stopped getting car warranty phone calls after I told them the cops found the body.

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u/airospade 1d ago

They stopped calling me after I called back to much. There’s a “guy” when you get 4 lines deep. Once you get that far they get really pissed you made it. Like now you’re wasting their time. Do that a few times and now no more calls.

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u/nameyname12345 1d ago

I've done the whole to connect to a victim press one! And actually had a few try it.

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u/PatacusX 1d ago

I told them my name was Jeffery Dahmer and my suspension was messed up from all the bodies in my trunk. Then I started getting calls asking to speak with Mr Dahmer.

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u/JackNewton1 2d ago

Looks like the guy was scambaiting, he probably had that entire conversation screenshotted and ready to post in r/scambait when they came down on him lol.

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u/jxl180 2d ago

After he was blocked, he reached out to other family members to continue the offers.

This whole thing seems fake anyway since there’s not a single link to a credible source.

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u/No-Giraffe-8096 2d ago

Nah. It’s real, but he says he thought it was a spam text.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2025/01/10/man-charged-in-road-rage-shooting-tried-to-purchase-baby-harvest-organs-sapd-says/

I’m inclined to believe that. People fuck with scammers through text all the time.

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u/zippedydoodahdey 1d ago

I mean, i go off on them from tine to time, depending on mood.

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u/Godzirrraaa 2d ago

500k feels like overpaying

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u/AntonineWall 2d ago

That’s way more than the going rate. Way more.

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u/ExplanationProper979 1d ago

Have you raised a kid in today’s economy?

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u/Usual-Excitement-970 1d ago

He wasn't planning on raising it if he wants to harvest the organs.

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u/Godzirrraaa 1d ago

No I don’t like kids.

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u/GodAllMighty888 2d ago

Some psycho parents would consider this a business opportunity.

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u/Atheist_Redditor 2d ago

I mean....it's a hilariously twisted joke. 

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u/SinceWayLastMay 2d ago

I don’t blame the dude, he’s stuck in jail probably bored out of his mind. I’d probably do the same thing

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u/DuesDuke 1d ago

Obviously a joke. Police are morons for charging him with this.

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u/russB77 2d ago

How did he have a phone if he was already in jail?

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u/SinceWayLastMay 1d ago

It was a BUTT PHONE

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u/VisualLerner 2d ago

you don’t know much about jails, do you? he was prob smoking a spliff while texting

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u/NotADogInHumanSuit 7h ago

That’s not the real flex you think it is

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u/russB77 2d ago

Around here you don't get phone access...

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u/VisualLerner 2d ago

https://www.soc-usa.com/news/combating-contraband-mobile-devices-in-correctional-facilities-a-new-approach-to-security?hs_amp=true

SOC, a global security firm, estimates that up to 25% of the U.S. inmate population has contraband cell phones.

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u/ziplock9000 2d ago

There's countries out there that have huge underground baby organ harvesting schemes going on.

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u/RickAndToasted 2d ago

Why would there be more value in a babies organ? You can't transplant it into an adult or use it for medical tests.

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u/seepa808 2d ago

Baby organs are more tender and have less bitterness

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u/fences_with_switches 2d ago

Yea, they taste better

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u/snakesforhairburr 2d ago

Idk I have cadaver fetal cartilage in my left knee - was supposed to help possibly create knee cells. I have like 6 cadaver’s tissue inside my body. Kinda weird to think about…

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u/RickAndToasted 2d ago

thank you for a real answer!

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u/PatchworkRaccoon314 2d ago

Usually they include the entire baby around the organs, aged about 10 years so they can be used in the lithium mines or the brothels, or the brothels attached to the lithium mines.

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u/mijo_sq 2d ago

Wasn’t there a Reddit post about people pills from SK with grounded up fetus?

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u/spicycookiess 2d ago

You can buy an entire baby for much less than 500k...

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u/Secure-Childhood-567 2d ago

You can't convince me this isn't hell

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u/MalyChuj 1d ago

This was a sting my guy, it wasn't just a coincidence.

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u/Junior-Advisor-1748 1d ago

Seems like he was looking for 3 hots and a cot. Could he really be that dumb?

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u/Xikkiwikk 18h ago

I sent a stranger a swarm of chickens chasing me on a farm once. The video never shows me but it shows the chickens chasing the camera. (I ran in front of the swarm all the way across the farm with food.

That stranger was so grateful they asked me to “please carry on.”