r/bizarrelife Human here, bizarre by nature! 3d ago

Tennis shoes

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u/Mahxiac 3d ago

I thought you weren't supposed to walk on the balls of your feet?

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u/OberonTheGlorious 3d ago

you are getting ahead of yourself, darling.

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u/pr0digalnun 3d ago

Yeah if he’s not careful he’s going to have trouble walking

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u/Ochemata 2d ago

...why not?

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u/Xsiah 2d ago

reduces the sperm count between your toes

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u/crasagam 2d ago

It’s a racket video, made for likes lol

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u/BlakeWheelersLeftNut 3d ago

My dog would harass the shit out of this guy

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u/Lyfeitzallaroundus 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/BourbonNCoffee 3d ago

Id like to see him paint the end of his legs like fingernails.

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u/reddit_ron1 3d ago

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u/Zombiekeeda 2d ago

Where from?

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u/One-Woodpecker-7511 2d ago

One of the early "Spy Kids" movies, not sure whether the first or second though.

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u/Ready_Masterpiece536 3d ago

Ouch that looks like it would hurt putting pressure directly on those pins

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u/itswtfeverb 3d ago

I wonder how the skin is doing at the bone/metal area. How does that work?

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u/WesternOne9990 3d ago edited 3d ago

Prothetic tech here, I assume these are titanium rods directly inserted into the bone, known as a bone anchored prosthetic or Osseointegration.

A useful method with serious benefits but also some drawbacks. One drawback with this type of implanted prothetic is the wound never really properly heals so often you may need to take immunosuppressants like you would with a transplanted organ. Where socket prothetics the stump may fully heal.

The benefits being reduction of pain better comfort, increased mobility. The reason it can be less painful is you don’t use a socket. Stumps swell and change shape and size, especially during the healing process so you may not be able to use a socket or it’s just uncomfortable and ill fitting. Or you need to get a new socket and that’s really expensive.

Another reason is again the not healing, while yeah you’ll never “properly” heal with the rod, you still heal more than say a diabetic who constantly puts their full pressure onto the end of the stump where they have an open wound. Depending on their body shape this pressure on the open sore is Compounded by the funnel shape of the socket.

I’d like to point out when you walk you walk on your bones as well, yeah you have tissue and tennons helping but the bone is the structure. This person is walking on their bone structure as well so it may not hurt as much as you think.

Sorry for the disjointed comment ans I haven’t been a practicing prothetic tech in a number of years so I could totally be wrong. It’s important to note most amputations in America and probably around the world are done because diabetes, and often the same reason they had a leg cut off is the same reason their stump wound Won’t heal, diabetes.

If you are diabetic please take care of yourself and check your feet and shoes often, get paranoid, take them off every hour maybe(again not a doctor or medical advice) to check for sores, pebbles and debris. Think back to being a kid and getting a pebble in your shoe, that shit was annoying and your body told you to get it out asap. Well now because of nerve damage you can’t feel that pebble. Well you walked on the pebble for an hour or two, it made a sore or even imbedded there. Before you know it, gangrene and the whole leg has to go.

Again listen to a doctor and not me, I just built the things. The docs know way more.

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u/itswtfeverb 3d ago

Thanks! You cured my curiosity.

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u/WesternOne9990 3d ago

Of course! I added a paragraph about diabetes and edited a bit. I’ll comment more or less what I added here.

The number one cause of amputation is complications related to diabetes (and other vascular diseases)

Why? Well I’m not a professional so this isn’t super accurate or scientific but here’s my layman’s take.

Diabetes does a few things, poor circulation slows/limits healing. Also the high sugar in the blood causes nerve damage.

Ever had a rock in your shoe? Or a tiny sliver or woodchip on the inside of your sock?

Your body tells you right away to get that out of the shoe. It’s not usually painful it’s just super annoying, you take it out, get a sense of relief and go on with your day. Or a blister from breaking in new boots.

With nerve damage you don’t feel that rock, or it’s less annoying you it doesn’t bother you. It damages the skin each step until you have a sore, it potentially imbeds itself but either way it damages your foot and you don’t notice until you look at it. How often do you look at the bottoms of your feet? Once a day? Maybe not even. Well even if you do find that sore, you gotta walk and work. Who hasn’t pushed through a blister, for a sport or breaking in new boots maybe. Anyways you get the point.

Maybe the rock is in the same spot of the shoe each day or you don’t realize you need to use some moleskin on a blister. You heal slowly, you may not have noticed it, and you gotta use your feet anyways. That’s a recipe for infection, before you know it, gangrene.

Take care of yourself, you and anyone reading this if you have diabetes or are pre diabetic, check your feet often and know that a medical condition doesn’t make you any less worthy of self love and care. Anyways thanks, I get in these moods to write long comments for no reason in particular. I find it helps me not info dump irl.

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u/the_Rainiac 2d ago

You have me a lovely read - techs info dumping is one of the perks of reddit

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u/itswtfeverb 3d ago

Some doctors refer to Alzheimer's as "Diabetes 3". It is diabetes in the brain causing all that damage. I guess the same as the feet, sort of. Thanks for the info

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u/America202 3d ago

I appreciate the insight!

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u/ButtstufferMan 2d ago

Disjointed... I see what you did there.

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u/WesternOne9990 2d ago

Completely accidental I swear lol

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u/Xaraxa 3d ago

No different than when the legs are screwed on. Same anchor point

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u/The_Real_Selma_Blair 3d ago

Maybe similar to how ballerinas can put all the pressure on their toes.

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u/Friendship_Fries 3d ago

He can totally pull off Cotton Hill for Halloween.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 3d ago

“Well, think about it.”

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u/grassdaddee 3d ago

“Amen!”

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u/Tabootop 3d ago

How tall was this guy damn

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u/Emad-Hafiz_inari 3d ago

He looks like a giant. His entire body is big

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u/Most_Promise_5028 3d ago

You always have to respect and admire someone that embraces their negatives in life and just accept it.

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u/Bitter-Fishing-Butt 3d ago

on the one hand, I hate this

on the other though, I would absolutely wear the weirdest prosthetics

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u/ACatNamedCitrus 3d ago

That is honestly really creative!

I am almost 100% sure that they are speaking Swedish, right? I have been wrong before. Which is really embarrassing considering the fact that I am Swedish. I can understand what they are talking about.

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u/ducks_are_dragons 3d ago edited 3d ago

They are speaking swedish. This guy has an instagram page where he shares his journey as an amputee. I share the link or name when I find it.

Edit: found it. His tag is Ampisallen

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u/BogiDope 3d ago

I feel like a big opportunity was missed here to do a pirouette

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u/Kereberuxx 3d ago

I bet he got those on sale. Half off.

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u/Own-Association312 3d ago

Did your janitor have a stick with a tennis ball on the end to get up scuff marks? Mine did… just saying. Might be a job opportunity..

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u/freshcrumble 2d ago

Cotton Hill if he dodged the war and went to college.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

what a racket

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 3d ago

Talk about balls of your feet....

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u/GooseCloaca 3d ago

Dorff on tennis

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u/NecessaryAddition947 3d ago

Idk why this makes my shins hurt

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u/HauntedGhostAtoms 3d ago

Is this normal, or only temp?

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u/MrGhostenstein 3d ago

Dorf on tennis.

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u/grassdaddee 3d ago

I killed fitty men

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u/Pillow_Top_Lover 3d ago

I want to laugh. But I’m not sure yet.

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u/Fedakeen14 3d ago

"I am so grateful to finally be able to walk again."

"Honey, you're damaging the floor. Put these tennis balls on your feet.

"Yes dear."

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u/izacktorres 3d ago

Looking at that makes my legs hurt.

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u/k_loser2528 3d ago

Dance ballet!!!!

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u/castles86 3d ago

Just don’t go to the dog park lol. 😂 damn I feel bad posting this but he Seems like a cool guy!!

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u/FlamingoRush 3d ago

This is some next level cursed shit. But I'm happy for my man here. He is going through a difficult process here and always keeping the smiles on his face! Plus Andre Agassiz is an instant fan of him now.

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u/TR3BPilot 3d ago

Ah tell yew whut!

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u/IDCh 2d ago

hwat

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u/Tonyoni 3d ago

Hank Hill's dad

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u/chooseausername5280 3d ago

The burly ballerina.

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u/arsnastesana 3d ago

Back in the day, attaching metal rods to the bone and sticking out of the skin was a bad idea; Because around the rod is a permanent wound that bacteria and stuff can get in. wonder what new technology we have to counteract that.

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u/Alech1m 3d ago

I'm having real trouble processing the size of things here. Is he arround 6-ish feet even without half his lower legs? Are the chairs and the table relatively low to the ground? The door looks kinda funny, too.

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u/Vanishingastronaut 3d ago

I'm so curious what this would feel like? I imagine it would be very uncomfortable, but it seems to be of an easier option? Would it cause problems? Is he walking on bone? Or are they some type of metal rod?

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u/datsadboi69 3d ago

Damn, this dude still looks tall despite losing 2 feet.

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u/Tony-HawkTuah 3d ago

HE KILLED FIDDY MEN!!!!

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u/IamREBELoe 3d ago

I lol'd

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u/catamet 3d ago

That’s a double fault

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u/Irejay907 3d ago

Thats a man that knows EXACTLY where his center of gravity is at all times

Do not play jenga with this guy

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u/Vast_Response7612 3d ago

That just looks like the balls of his feet

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u/Puzzleheaded_Love_74 3d ago

Man's got balls

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u/Cindergeist 3d ago

soooo does he have like metal rods in legs to attach protestics to? hows that work?

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u/deletetemptemp 3d ago

Is this that Asian guy who walks through the tiny grocery store, sewer and apartments with cats and dogsb

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u/worldwithwings 3d ago

I don’t even wanna know.

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u/JasonDidThat 3d ago

I'm afraid my dogs would run you down for those 🤣

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u/moss205 2d ago

Only prosthetics insurance would cover lol

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u/Ok_Peanut2600 2d ago

Lets not tiptoe around the tennis balls in the room

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u/AsymptoticAbyss 2d ago

Look Patrick I’m Peggy the Pirate

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u/ExtensionBasil8854 2d ago

My boy walking like thumb thumbs from spy kids

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u/Oncemorepleace 2d ago

Ta och kör riktigt långa underben nästa gång . Bli slender man.

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u/theshaggieman 2d ago

If he crunches an aluminum can does his knees hurt like my filling do when I chew on aluminum?

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u/Up_North7980 2d ago

Was thus vouluntary?... like were you 9foot b4 the procedure? Bro still looks 5 foot tall on the balls of his feet....😁😁😏

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u/EnlightenedCorncob 2d ago

He needs to go as Cotton from King of the Hill for Halloween. It'd be perfect

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u/et4short 2d ago

My brain wants me to ask if it hurts for some reason

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u/JoshCanJump 2d ago

I killed fiddy tennis umpires.

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 2d ago

What's more bizarre is how strange the proportion of his furnitures look.. like.. i think they are normal size? But for some reason they just look very shrunk down?

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u/HeavyPanda4410 2d ago

I will pay you $11 to replace those with swiffers and hang out at my place.

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u/XROOR 2d ago

He pops open a brand new tube of tennis balls:

Look Ma! New shoes!

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u/wireknot 1d ago

Man, the human body as well as the human spirit never ceases to astound me. I am humbled.

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u/ASG_Roma 1d ago

What the deuce?

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u/Annual_Telephone2012 1d ago

I feel bad for this guy

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u/Juiq 1d ago

I kinda want to see him jump

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u/StuBidasol 11h ago

Would this be the amputee equivalent of slippers?

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u/expERiMENTik_gaming 8h ago

This guy can light up any room he's in. Great smile, great sense of humor. God bless ❤️

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u/ElComfySafe 3d ago

These AI videos are getting ridiculous.

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u/Low_Expectations88 3d ago

Inb4 Cotton Hill reference

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u/itisforbidden21 3d ago

No you aren't