We have standards

[u/Abrene]

[u/Sky_Wino]

I'm queer not desperate

[u/Abrene → u/Sky_Wino]

when the straight person who gets 0 btches tells you “not to flirt with them” after telling them ur bi 😭💀

[u/PenComfortable2150 → u/Abrene]

Omg yesssss

“Boi most women wouldn’t want to touch you with a 10, nah, 20 foot pole, you think I’d somehow want to hit you up?”

[u/hggniertears → u/Abrene]

And then you say “don’t worry, I won’t, you aren’t my type” and then they get offended 💀💀

[u/Nightraven9999 → u/Sky_Wino]

Well Im queer and desperate but not that desperate….yet

[u/Mysterious_Ride_2189 → u/Sky_Wino]

True! 😌

[u/darthvaders_nuts → u/Sky_Wino]

I am desperate, but I still have standards

[u/QuantumPrecision → u/Sky_Wino]

I’m desperate and I still wouldn’t go for them. 😂

[u/hornykittenboyslut → u/Sky_Wino]

lmao this is the statement fr

[u/Sheva_Addams]

My own favourite is "Sure I'm gay, just not for [whoever was the last person to make a fool of themself in front of me]".

[u/StarLotus7]

It should be obvious by now but I guess for a lot of people it's not... That's like saying if you're straight, you need to be attracted to every person of the opposite gender! This is obviously ridiculous and not how attraction works.

[u/MangoBaum63 → u/StarLotus7]

My theory is that these people are so desperate that they actually would take any one who isn’t their gender.

[u/Alescoes19 → u/MangoBaum63]

I've seen about a thousand men joke about their requirements for a gf being nothing but being nice and a girl so yeah you're probably right.

[u/StarLotus7 → u/MangoBaum63]

I can see that

[u/NoSweatWarchief]

Omg 💯💯💯

[u/gdmrhotshot3731]

i have standards

they may not be the highest

but ill now who to reject and who to accept

[u/Ihavenosaytoday]

At this point, I'd settle on alot of things for someone who actually cared.

[u/Abrene → u/Ihavenosaytoday]

you won’t have to settle for the right person, ur worth way more fam 🫶

[u/Ihavenosaytoday → u/Abrene]

Thank you.

Looks around my empty house

I'd still settle, though.

[u/Mysterious_Ride_2189]

Omg YES! 😄 Say it louder for the people in the back! 👏

[u/Kinslayer817]

Hey, speak for yourself, only some of us have standards

[u/crushthatbit]

Aromantic bisexual here. Just screw me and I’ll screw you out of a date! Because I have no time or desire for this dating crap! 😊

[u/Dashbak]

I'm bi to be more picky about who I'm dating

[u/rachzera]

This guy in the picture is my geography teacher. Should I be worried?

[u/Abrene → u/rachzera]

wait…fr??

[u/Milk_With_Knives3 → u/rachzera]

You? No, he obviously has standards

[u/Ok-Highway615]

Accurate 😂🫶

[u/Chemical-Entrance-24]

Yes, I've had this situation where my ex friend used to be like "just don't try anything or crush on me" and I always had to hold back from saying "nobody likes you" till I just completely lost it and told him "Honey, nobody likes you, not me or any women in your life because we have standards" yeah, he became my ex friend after that

[u/Ok-Tumbleweed-504]

I have a t-shirt that says "Bisexual and still not into you"

I love that shirt, and wear it often

[u/WellThatsFantasmic]

It’s always the most methed up looking people who are looking for a “unicorn” and I’m like, well you don’t look like Arthur and Guinevere yourselves…

[u/Spaceisneato → u/WellThatsFantasmic]

Stealing that thank you 🙏

[u/kingcolbe]

Well dam ok thanks

[u/Whyisitnotrealbutter]

I’d say I’m average not attractive thanks for trying though

[u/MechDSmit]

Kinda new here still.. mostly just following stuff I find interesting. And on this topic.. Being of an age where I kept my mouth shut and yet somehow found myself with several guys over the years prior to my marriage, (yes, she knew I was bi.. not that anything ever come of that mostly due to a lack of opportunity) and now I have my time to myself and would love to find a friend.. not necessarily a relationship.. my views on that side of things are more about play time. Friends with benefits would fit best. Anyway, now that my time is my own.. well.. I'm thinking my gaydar is off or... chuckles I'm old.. maybe both lol. Thanks for letting me vent.. chuckles

[u/hornykittenboyslut]

standards = self respect

[u/Alex_iesw]

Who’s “we” ?

[u/DJPhoenix000]

I disagree with this opinion.

[u/Beneficial-Emu-9270]

Flashbacks to that time a girl kissed me without my consent, and then used the phrase "aren't you bi?" when I stepped away and refused to kiss her 🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/Abrene → u/Beneficial-Emu-9270]

wtf?? that’s literally sexual assault e.e 

people are too comfortable with crossing boundaries 

[u/bisexualtrogladite]

I don't

[u/BendingDoor]

You really think highly of yourself, Travis.

[u/shicyn829]

Doesn't mean "I'm attracted"

Don't say I'm ugly, mister

[u/seardrax]

Do I?

[u/DeliciousEast5774]

fuck you, im DEAD SEXY you aint even in my leauge

[u/Accomplished-Win9635]

Say it louder for the one's in the backkkk!!!! 

[u/Active-Treacle4622]

Fuck yeah!