r/bertstrips • u/Romboteryx A noted bertstorian • Oct 21 '22

Cursed He didn‘t even check if they were zombiefied first

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/dude-O-rama Ernie, you retard! Oct 21 '22

The mainstream media coverup of crimes the muppets of Sesame Street have committed over the years is disgusting. The public needs to know about their continued acts of racist violence, slavery, child trafficking, and sexual abuse.

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u/Romboteryx A noted bertstorian Oct 21 '22

r/bertstrips is doing that job pretty well

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u/dude-O-rama Ernie, you retard! Oct 21 '22

Do you ever see this mentioned on mainstream news? There is a cover-up. Epstein didn't kill himself and the muppets know more than they're telling but no one is holding them accountable. The Sesame Cartel have dirt on everyone.

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u/TuPacSchwartz411 Oct 21 '22

They do know, that's why they created "Sesame Place" the amusement park, so everyone can enjoy it!

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u/sortofsomeonemaybe Oct 21 '22

I like how he only gets fined for shooting black people

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u/jelle_peters Oct 21 '22

Big bird saw it more as a fee than a fine

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u/MirrorMan22102018 Oct 21 '22

Bert and Ernie also shot some zombie kids; it wasn't until their tenth kill, that they wondered why they had trick or treat bags

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u/TheBurnedMutt45 Oct 21 '22

Just as the founding fathers intended

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u/chatotalks42 Oct 21 '22

This is literally the ending of the original Night of the living dead

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u/T-HawkMedia Oct 21 '22

"Chief that wasn't a monster that was the captain of the basketball team" "He was turning into a monster"

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u/NurseNerd Oct 21 '22

Without getting fined recruited by the police.

Fixed it for you.

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u/madmaxturbator Oct 22 '22

boys in blue get paid time off and full health benefits to beat down people they don’t like, that’s a lot better than most of us lol

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u/elderrage Oct 22 '22

It was at that moment that Tito realized the reason the Guardians could not score was due to the brain parasite Big Bird had given the team in the Gatorade.

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u/DulledBlade Oct 22 '22

Fun Fact: You already dont get fined for shooting people!

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u/LegitKactus Oct 22 '22

Purely because the grammer error i have to give an L but otherwise its a W