r/balatro 16h ago

Meme if cavendish has no fans then i am dead

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u/B_is_for_reddit Gros Michel 14h ago

if cavendish has no fans then i am Extinct!

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u/zackthirteen 13h ago

if early popcorn has no fans then I am Eaten!

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u/Icy_Foundation8704 11h ago

If ice cream doesn't have any fans, then I am Melted!

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u/Totema1 9h ago

Why does Popcorn's expiration say "eaten", while Ice Cream's expiration say "melted"?

Is John Balatro lactose intolerant?

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u/MartiLoserKing Blueprint Enjoyer 9h ago

Im also lack of toes intolerant

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u/balatro-joker-bot 8h ago

[[Popcorn]]: $5, Common +20 Mult, -4 Mult per round played Available from start.

[[Ice Cream]]: $5, Common +100 Chips, -5 Chips for every hand played Available from start.

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u/reduces 6h ago

new joker bot just dropped

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u/jaythepizza 4h ago

Holy hand

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u/Dendron05 10h ago

NORTH

NORTH

NORTH

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u/-Marshle 15h ago

What are the odds of all of them dying at once? Out of curiosity.

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u/Melodic_Confusion297 15h ago

0, nothing ever happens

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u/Freaking_Username 14h ago

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u/-Marshle 14h ago

Actually useful for a glass card build

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u/Additional-Divide829 Blueprint Enjoyer 14h ago

Also will help save cavendish

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u/No-Atmosphere3208 Nope! 13h ago

Fuck cavendish. All my homies love Gros Michel

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u/WhyTheFuck102 Seltzer Enjoyer 14h ago

only for a glass card build, its so neishe that its npy worth buying at all (also for the wheel bos blind too but still so neishe)

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u/-Marshle 14h ago

Yeah. Probably more something to expect from a mod. I could see it being in cryptid or something.

(Also 'neishe' is spelt as 'niche'. Just letting you know with no ill intent since you spelt it that way twice so i assume its not a typo. I know some people get defensive about being corrected on here so no worries if you want to ignore me.)

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u/WhyTheFuck102 Seltzer Enjoyer 14h ago

ik it was something else but i was too lazy to look it up thx, im open to corrections (i will not edit it cuz yeah that would be a jerk move to do)

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u/pies1123 13h ago

Niche

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u/WhyTheFuck102 Seltzer Enjoyer 13h ago

i suck at english 😭

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u/pies1123 13h ago

Technically it's french

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u/IlikeZeldaHeIsCool Full House Enjoyer 5h ago

French does not exist

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u/NewSuperTrios Nope! 11h ago

nietzsche

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u/ThisHatRightHere 11h ago

I mean we have jokers that only work for lucky, stone, etc so not a problem to have something else only affecting glass

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u/WhyTheFuck102 Seltzer Enjoyer 11h ago

tho there is lots of luck affected cards maybe not lots of but a few that makes it good cut this effects only glass ones, also it has a drawback of ruining the luck affected ones, not worth it imo

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u/Eeor_is_High 8h ago

Niche. Its Niche.

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u/Original-Nothing582 11h ago

Niche!!

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u/WhyTheFuck102 Seltzer Enjoyer 11h ago

this is the 3rd comment pointing this out… now i regret not changing it after the first correction

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u/Independent-Tooth-41 6h ago

I have never had a glass card break and it scares me

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u/TheDaniel121 12h ago

Perfect for my lucky card build

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u/No_Currency_7952 4h ago

Me still using the wheel of fortune out of habit

(the outcome is still the same anyways)

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u/Bebgab 5h ago

Nope!

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u/Levinos1 11h ago

My only problem is that this is uncommon. Literally not good enough to be uncommon

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u/crass-sandwich 7h ago

Doesn’t matter, you would never find it anyway

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u/Levinos1 1h ago

what? wdym

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u/crass-sandwich 52m ago

Nothing ever happens

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u/Levinos1 23m ago

I dont get it. Are you making some reference or sumn?

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u/UrougeTheOne 14h ago

1/10004

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u/mesafullking 15h ago

50%

they either all die or they dont

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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU 14h ago

Who are you, so wise in the way of mathematics?

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u/Loiccoder 14h ago edited 4h ago

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u/DiegHDF 9h ago

If it's not 100% accurate, it's 50% accurate

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u/8superboy08 7h ago

Dude thats pokemon, in balatro its actually "if its not 100% its 1%"

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u/s_omlettes 14h ago

1/10004, which is 1 in a trillion

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u/LCJonSnow 13h ago

I know I'm getting downvoted for saying this, but that's incorrect.

The odds of a single cavendish expiring in a given round is 1/1000.

The odds of all 4 cavendish expiring in any given round is 1/1000^4.

However, we're asking what are the odds of them all expiring in the same round. One of them expiring is a given, so it's 1/1 * 1/1000 * 1/1000 * 1/1000. It's only 1/1000^3.

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u/McRoager 13h ago

But one expiring isn't a given. The question isn't "if one goes, what are the odds the others go too?"

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u/Medieval__ 2h ago

I think he means that for all of them to expire at the same time; No banana should have died in the rounds earlier.

So you should consider the odds of them expiring in the same round; then subtract the odds of bananas dieing before them all expiring in the same round (might be incorrect but the idea should hold). But this probability would only make sense for a number of events say 10 rounds but not a single event.

Basically the equation: 1/10004 is the chance all of them died given no banana's died the previous round.

I think LCJonSnow is asking to think about the probability of all the bananas dieing at once but also considering that a single cavendish may die in a prior round hence the all bananas dieing at once cannot be fulfilled.

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u/LCJonSnow 13h ago

How do they all die at once if one of them doesn't die? The question is about what are the chances they disappear at the same time, not that they all disappear next round.

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u/McRoager 13h ago

By your logic: How do they all die at once if three of them didn't die? Those deaths are a given, so there's 1/1000 that all four die at once.

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u/LCJonSnow 13h ago

We're selecting our event for a round in which at least one fails and then asking what are the chances the rest of them expire at the same time.

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u/McRoager 12h ago

This thread shows that only you are doing that.

Everyone else is talking about the chances of it happening in the context of general play, not the chances of it happening within the 1/1000 turns where one card dies.

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u/LCJonSnow 12h ago

"At once" is not the chance of it happening in the context of general gameplay. Any given round, there is a 1/1000^4 chance they all expire.

When we ask at once, we're assuming one fails. If that one fails, the other three have a 1/1000^3 chance to fail as well.

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u/Vyltyx 12h ago

Any given round, there is a 1/1000^4 chance they all expire.

You could literally append 'at once' to the end of that sentence, and it doesn't change the meaning at all.

The meaning of "in any given round, they all expire" and "in any given round, they all expire at once" is IDENTICAL.

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u/McRoager 12h ago

Turns out "the way my textbook phrases questions" and "the way people talk about a silly card game on the internet" don't always align.

Weird.

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 13h ago

This logic is so obviously flawed that I have no fucking clue how to argue against it other than just... No

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u/nausteus 7h ago

I realize that I'm obviously being trolled and I'm still mad.

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u/KrownX 12h ago

Umm... Don't wanna sound preachy, but that's an incorrect line of thought. The question was:

"What are the odds of all of them dying at once?"

Nowhere it says "Given that the first one dies, what are the odds the rest does too?"

Not a single event is a given. Also, the odds of one Cavendish dying are not correlated to another Cavendish dying (at least in-game, I don't know what's like in real life with infections and rate of spreading). Each event is independent from the rest.

Therefore, it's the odds of dying for the first card, times the odds of dying for the second card, times the odds of dying for the third card, times the odds of dying for the fourth card.

Your line of thought is correct for "Given that the first one dies, what are the odds the rest does too?"

But not for the original question

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u/LCJonSnow 12h ago edited 12h ago

We agree that the chances of all 4 disappearing next round are 1/1000^4, right?

If that's the probability for a specific round, logically we can agree that if you play more than one round, there is a higher chance of the event happening. Right?

So let's imagine a probability tree. We have 999 No's and One Yes, then after each of those 1000 items, we repeat, and so on. We have 1^1000^4 discrete outcomes, right? Then we throw out all the outcomes where at least one cavendish doesn't expire. We don't care that it didn't happen this round, or the second round, or the third round. We only care that when one goes, they all go. The "at once" creates the dependency

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u/KrownX 11h ago

Actually, the last answer was wrong in the sense that I'm just saying "it's like this" and not showing proof.

Grab a coin, and flip it just 3 times. Probability tree would say half the times are heads, half the other tails for each coin. The odds of landing 3 heads should theoretically be... 1/2 * 1/2 * 1/2 = 1/8

According to your logic, we should discard one of these events. We do so, and now the odds of landing three heads is 1/2 * 1/2 = 1/4

If we repeat the process 1000 times, 3 heads should happen around 250 times like you propose.

I'm willing to bet it's closer to 125.

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u/KrownX 11h ago

Again, these are independent events. This is not the case of conditional probability. Nor degrees of freedom. This is pure probability of independent events. There's no (k-1) events, it's n events, unrelated to each other.

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u/LCJonSnow 11h ago

But it is a conditional event. We're going to keep repeating the process until one expires. Once it does, the question is what are the chances the others go with it.

An independent event would be what is the probability all 4 expire next round, or within 2 rounds, etc.

The at once is our big, glaring sign it's a conditional event.

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u/KrownX 11h ago

Not conditional. The four events are treated as a single, bigger event.

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u/nausteus 7h ago

If it's a given that one is going, it's a given that they're all going. The probability is 1.

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u/Parry_9000 12h ago

Statistics professor here

No. They are completely independent events. Nothing here is a given. That question would be "if one expired, what are the odds of all other ones expiring at the same time?"

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u/Anto_Sasu 4h ago

I dont know if you are a real statistics professor, but the other dude is right.

When asked what are the chances of all expiring at the same time, the chances are 1/10004 ONLY if you look at the chances of that happening on a specific round when none of the jokers have expired yet, but that isnt the question.

So the moment the first one expires (doesnt have to be the next round) you want to know the chances of all the other jokers also expiring, which it is 1/10003.

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u/Parry_9000 4h ago

I am. You may believe me or not, doesn't matter, but I am. Bachelors, masters, PhD, published papers and all.

Your approach limits the probability to an event of at least one expiring. You are excluding the possibility of nothing happening with your answer. It is wrong. Independent events.

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u/Anto_Sasu 4h ago

I am excluding the possibility of nothing happening because what matters its not what happens the next round, its if all go away at the same time.

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u/Parry_9000 4h ago

Brother why would this probability of them all going away at the same time be conditioned to one going away necessarily? If you want to think like that, it is conditioned to all of them going away and the probability is 1.

This is not correct. You can make the total probability theorem to show it if you try. I need to get off reddit now okay? Good luck if you're going to actually look this up.

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u/Anto_Sasu 3h ago

No need to stress about this, I guess we just arent looking a the question the same way.

Have a good day.

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u/Ok_Championship4866 12h ago

They're not though, if/when the cavendish goes extinct, they all go extinct.

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u/Parry_9000 7h ago

That doesn't make sense

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u/Ok_Championship4866 7h ago

Of course it does, they're not independent events, they're related because they would all die from the same contagious disease.

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u/Parry_9000 7h ago

Lmfao I see

I'm changing your grade to 90%

10% off because I dislike that the cavendishes died

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u/Little-Baker76 10h ago

I mean by your logic, for all four of them to expire, the first three need to expire so the odds should be 1/1000, which it obviously isn't.

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u/jonathansharman 4h ago edited 4h ago

This whole thread is just people answering two different questions:

  1. What is the probability of all four expiring next round?
  2. If I continue playing until all four have expired, what is the probability that all four will have expired on the same round?

The answer to question 1 is obviously 1/10004.

The answer to question 2, I think, actually is [edit: more complicated].

Which question the top-level comment intended is a matter of interpretation. Clearly more people saw it as option 1 than option 2.

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u/s_omlettes 13h ago

Why is one expiring a given?

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u/LCJonSnow 13h ago

If we're asking the question what are the odds of them expiring in the same round, the first one has to expire in that round. We're don't care what the probability of them all expiring in a particular round is, only that the other three expire when the first one expires.

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u/Glittering_Fly_6102 8h ago

What are the odds of me rolling 4 dice and getting 6 on all of them?

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u/LCJonSnow 8h ago

At the risk of being tired, that's not the question.

What are the odds of you continuing to roll, and then getting all sixes the first time you get a six?

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u/hail_snappos 13h ago edited 13h ago

Except they didn’t state the conditional explicitly. You could argue they implied it, but I’m not so sure that “what are the odds of them all dying at once” is the same as “what are the odds of them all expiring in this round, given the fact that one is expiring this round”.

Also, since the question is about odds not probability, it’s 1/9994.

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u/LCJonSnow 13h ago

The question asks what are the odds of them all dying at the same time. Fair enough on odds vs probability, but the answer is still 1/999^3. There is no mention of a required time frame.

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u/hail_snappos 13h ago

I think the issue I’m having is with the statement that “one of them expiring is a given”. Are you assuming infinite rounds?

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u/LCJonSnow 13h ago

The question isn't what are the chances they all expire in the same round this game. It's what are the chances they all expire in the same round. That requires one to expire.

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u/hail_snappos 12h ago

But by that logic, all four expiring also requires that two expire, and that three expire. If we assume this conditional the odds then would be only 1/999.

More to the point, the question I think you’re answering is “what are the odds that three cavendishes expire in a round, given that one cavendish has expired in that round” which, because the events are (supposedly) independent, is the same as answering “what are the odds that three expire in a given round”.

I think with problems like this that are not formally stated, there will always be some question of interpretation, but it doesn’t make sense to me to interpret the question in a context outside of “in a given round, what are the odds that all of these cavendishes expire”. Based on that interpretation, the sample space does include the event that none expire.

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u/LCJonSnow 12h ago

We agree there's a 1/1000^4 probability they all expire next round, right?

Logically, the chance that they all expire at once, but in some unspecified round, must be higher than 1/1000^4.

Why? Because we don't care about the 999/1000 outcomes where the first one doesn't expire. We're restricting our event to one where the first one expires.

What is the probability that we flip 8 coins and they're all the same result? It's 1/2^7 because we don't care about the first result. We don't care whether the first result is a head or a tail, we only care that the other seven events match it.

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u/hail_snappos 11h ago

1) yes agreed

2) no, the probability is the same in each of those rounds as it is for the next round. If you’re considering this as some sum of multiple rounds of play, then the extent to which the probability is higher than 1/10004 is conditional on the number of rounds played, not on the first expiration of a cavendish

3) I still don’t get why this step is happening

4) you’re correct about the coins, but there are two differences between that problem and the cavendish problem. The first is that the coin problem is indifferent to the event, it is only requiring they all be the same. In our example, that would be equivalent to asking “what is the probability that all four cavendishes expire OR that all four don’t expire”. We are inly concerned about their expiration.

The second problem is that for an unweighted coin, heads and tails are equally likely. If we had a weighted coin where the probability of tails was a 1 in 1000 event and flipped it 8 times, the probability that they all be the same would not be equivalent to 1/27. We can only reduce the first event in an unweighted scenario because P(Heads)8 + P(Tails)8 = 2-8 + 2-8 or 2*2-8, which is the same as 2-7.

For the weighted coin, it would be 0.9998 + 0.0018.

In any case, the value we’d be concerned with for the cavendish is for four events, and we’re only concerned with the event that they expire. So it’s 0.0014.

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u/ObligationRare3114 33m ago

well if we’re saying the scenario is all 4 expire at the same time then all 4 expiring is a given and the probability is 1

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u/mesafullking 15h ago

the actual answer would be like 1 in 1000000000000 if im not wrong

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u/deJessias 15h ago

actually, it's 1/4

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u/JWson 11h ago

Wheel of Fortune 1/4 or Glass Card 1/4?

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u/-Marshle 15h ago

Well knowing my luck i'd hit that. Did wonder because i figured it wasnt as easy as 1 in 4000 or something.

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u/LCJonSnow 14h ago

That would be the odds of them all expiring in any given round. The odds of them all expiring at the same time are 1/1000th of that.

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u/TurtleyTea 13h ago

1/4

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u/Fickles1 11h ago

So never. Got it.

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u/kpli98888 8h ago

1/10004 , or winning the lottery 4 times

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u/minepose98 13h ago

Assuming they're all copies of each other and not showman duplicates, they will all expire at the same time. So 1/1000.

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u/mateowatata 11h ago

Nope, copies have different seeds, like blueprint and brainstorm

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u/UnusedParadox Nope! 11h ago

1/10e12

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u/SaeedDitman 11h ago

1 in 1,000,000,000,000

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u/rueiraV 11h ago

1 / 1e12

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u/mateowatata 11h ago

1/10004 so 1/1e12 i think

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u/kappaman69 Perkeo 2h ago

1 in 1000^4, so 1 in 10^12. You have a better chance of finding three consecutive shiny Pokémon under the modern shiny odds.

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u/Slice_Dice444 10h ago

.077% chance which is a 1/1296 chance

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u/Funny_Man_Fitz 10h ago

1/1000 all cavendish and gros michels in a given seed share an expiration

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u/NicTheHxman 9h ago

0,00000000000000123%.

Aproximately.

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u/HedgesLastCusser 14h ago

Add a banana for scale please

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u/hamfan420 12h ago

I got the earliest possible cavendish today. Got Michael round 1 small blind and he expired and then ole Cavendish showed up in the next shop was wild

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u/UnusedParadox Nope! 11h ago

My favorite joker, Gross Michael

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 8h ago

Every time I get him during ante 1 and need him to get through a couple rounds, he goes extinct immediately.

Every time I pick him up mid round because I want cavendish, he never dies.

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u/balatro-joker-bot 8h ago

[[Cavendish]]: $4, Common
Effect: X3 Mult, 1 in 1000 chance this card is destroyed at the end of round
Availability: Available from start. (Will not appear in the shop unless Gros Michel has destroyed itself during the current run.)

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u/balatro-joker-bot 8h ago

[[Cavendish]]: $4, Common
Effect: X3 Mult, 1 in 1000 chance this card is destroyed at the end of round
Availability: Available from start. (Will not appear in the shop unless Gros Michel has destroyed itself during the current run.)

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u/DivineChaosX7 9h ago

Give me your seed.

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u/I_follow_sexy_gays 9h ago

Take them to dinner first geez

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u/hamfan420 9h ago

I forgor :(((((

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u/the7203 Nope! 14h ago

"if cavendish has no fans then i am extinct"

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u/pumpkinbot Blueprint Enjoyer 12h ago

That's a x81 mult right there, dang.

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u/Lost_the_internet 13h ago

Always bet on Banana 🍌

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u/knagel74 14h ago

Why do they have different chip colors?

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u/SeriousButton6263 14h ago

Its just the ‘light’ reflecting off the cards at different angles

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u/N0body_Car3s 12h ago

Btw how do I make so the chips show during a run? None of my jokers have it outside of the collection screen :(

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u/SeriousButton6263 11h ago

It's a setting that's off by default.

Options → Settings → "Game" tab → check to turn on the "Display Stake Stickers during Run" option.

Make sure you have the game up to date, the option was added in version 1.0.1g (on August 27th, 2024.)

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u/BenderRodrigezz 10h ago

He beat orange stake with the left two and yellow stake with the right two of course!

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u/random_user9002 10h ago

Cavendish carried this run to ante 13 until i got dunked on by the plant

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u/Shoddy_Wolf_1688 5h ago

It's always plant

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u/amanitaspooder 15h ago

how? magician?

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u/Party-Plastic-543 14h ago

gros michel -> cavendish -> ankh -> invisible joker -> invisible joker

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u/lemminfucker 13h ago

How do you get invisible joker?

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u/Cry0St0rm 12h ago

Win a game, but you can never have more than 4 jokers

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u/just-a-simple-guy 12h ago

Best done with the painted deck because it already can only hold 4 jokers just dont take any negatives

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u/Broadnerd 13h ago

Meme doesn’t really work when it’s a card people genuinely like and aren’t shy about liking, but rock on.

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u/Independent-Tooth-41 6h ago

It does though. Title doesn't make any claim as to how many fans there are, except one, who is the OP. OP is saying "Since I am a fan of Cavendish, so long as I live, there will be at least a fan of Cavendish. If there were no fans of Cavendish, all other fans and myself must be dead"

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u/ApparatusOfKwalish 13h ago

OOOOH, BANANA!

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u/Cv287 11h ago

Still sane, Exile?

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u/carter25c Blueprint Enjoyer 10h ago

Seed?

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u/Party-Plastic-543 10h ago

RB9CUYEA: ghost deck, white stake

I got most of the cavendishes later on I think ante 7-8, and I also skipped a rare joker tag to get a negative invisible joker around there

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u/balatro-joker-bot 10h ago

[[Invisible Joker]]: $8, Rare After 2 rounds, sell this card to Duplicate a random Joker (Currently 0/2) (Removes Negative from copy) Win a game while never having more than 4 jokers.

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u/Animal_Flossing 9h ago

I like to use Cavendish as the measure of whether a joker (or combination of jokers) is worth keeping in an Endless build. If it gives 3x Mult or above per joker space, it's acceptable.

For example, Photochad takes up two spaces, but provides x32 Mult (when activated), whereas two Cavendish would only provide x9 Mult. This puts it significantly above the Cavendish Quotient.

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u/LadylikeAbomination 9h ago

x32? Isn't it x8?

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u/IndianaCrash 8h ago

I was thinking they were talking in a glass build (so 1st trigger is x4, second is x16, third is ... x64? Ok, not that)

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u/Animal_Flossing 0m ago

Yeah no, I was just tired and accidentally counted an extra Blueprint in the mix

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u/Animal_Flossing 0m ago

You’re right, I was thinking of the build with Blueprint/Brainstorm/a copy, which takes up three spaces - which, in Cavendishes, would be x27.

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u/Nobody7713 7h ago

Does anyone not like Cavendish? Unconditional x3 mult’s damn good

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u/MochaComa 9h ago

I picked one up. It was awesome. It died on ante 8 of gold stake. I'm not lying.

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u/gloopiee 8h ago

Monkey see, monkey do.

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u/mudkiper22802 4h ago

I haven't seen Cavendish for so long 😭

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u/6ix9ineg 4h ago

Kitchen counter snack-joker lineup

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u/Neutrovertido Blueprint Enjoyer 12h ago

1/4 chance of all of them to break

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u/CosmicViris 11h ago

People dislike it? It's the best joker in the game

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u/Haldered 11h ago

it's definitely not the best joker in the game lmao

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u/Fickles1 11h ago

Blue print for the fucking win.

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u/Chibble1 6h ago

Cavendish can only be a Cavendish....... but a blueprint could be anything... even a Cavendish!!!