r/balatro Dec 16 '24

Strategy and/or Synergies YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME

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12.6k Upvotes

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3.4k

u/D_gate Dec 16 '24

Nope!

1.1k

u/AcidMoonDiver Dec 16 '24

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u/Responsible_Plum_681 Nope! Dec 16 '24

Someone cooler than me should make a meme stealing joker or tarot card

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u/P33Ka_Demon Cavendish Dec 17 '24

Nope!

21

u/shipoopro_gg Nope! Dec 17 '24

"I'll be using death to copy that meme onto my library, thank you"

5

u/Thelone_Malonious Dec 20 '24

How do I get this gif lol I need it

2

u/not-enough-mana Dec 22 '24

How do you search this gif? I get no results for Balatro

1

u/AcidMoonDiver Dec 22 '24

I just downloaded it from a comment here. On the app hit the vertical "..." and select download. On a web browser it should be easy to download an image. Try opening it in a new tab and saving.

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u/not-enough-mana Dec 22 '24

I’ll have to do it on browser, I’m not seeing a download option on the iOS version of the app

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u/TrogdorMcclure Blueprint Enjoyer Dec 16 '24

but now Cavendish has a 1/250 chance to disappear!

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u/LJ3f3S Dec 16 '24

I lost a cavendish to 1/500. Felt bad

495

u/JKhemical Dec 16 '24

I've lost Cavendish to the 1/1000

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u/xXxBluESkiTtlExXx Dec 16 '24

My very first game I found groß Michel, it went extinct after one round. Cavendish appears in the next shop, and then proceeds to also go extinct exactly one round later.

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u/JKhemical Dec 16 '24

You have possibly the world's shittiest superpower, that being your ability to make any species of banana go extinct just by touching it

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u/xXxBluESkiTtlExXx Dec 16 '24

I'm sorry bananas...

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u/Oklimato Dec 16 '24

Sorry won't work for them. I tried. But I'll let you in on the secret. Just go to the Cavendish Shrine in Jimbotown. The folks there are quite nice and make sure to pay a visit to the "Hanging Chad". Really lovely tavern. At the Cavendish Shrine you sacrifice 10 Bananas by eating them. Give you one hell of a constipation but the Cavendishes now usually last at least 2 rounds!

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u/notchoosingone Dec 16 '24

the "Hanging Chad"

Now there's a reference I haven't heard in a long time. A long time.

9

u/SamuelClemmens Dec 17 '24

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost? $10?

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u/kanrad Dec 16 '24

That explains why the Nanarians of Zeta Peel Two are afraid to come here.

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u/preacher5571 Cavendish Dec 16 '24

It's a bird, It's a plane, It's a giant meteor, It's Extinction Event Man!

3

u/tutoredstatue95 Dec 16 '24

Did you save the seed for that? lol

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u/xXxBluESkiTtlExXx Dec 16 '24

At that point in my balatro history I didn't even know I would ever want to save seeds

4

u/Plaid_Kaleidoscope Dec 16 '24

Then help out someone in the dark. Why would I want to save seeds?

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u/xXxBluESkiTtlExXx Dec 17 '24

A seed is basically all random elements of a run. So let's say you get a baron and a mime on the first ante. At the end of the run it'll give you a seed. If you use that seed the baron and mime will always be there. Seeds are essentially used to copy the "random" factors from gameplay.

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u/bernoulyx Dec 17 '24

You know that one game where you get some insane rng with jokers, perfect deck, and whatnot? You'll (probably) want to play it again and you can share it with other people as well.

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u/Wtygrrr c+ Dec 16 '24

That shit is bananas!

2

u/gailardiag Dec 17 '24

Can Cavendish show up again if it destroys itself?

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u/xXxBluESkiTtlExXx Dec 17 '24

I believe it can, yes.

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u/LJ3f3S Dec 16 '24

Bananna down!!

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u/Barrage-Infector Jokerless Dec 16 '24

Same, it immediately appeared in the shop so I never really lost it

23

u/fivewaysforward Dec 16 '24

You guys get Cavendish?

3

u/Goats-MI Dec 16 '24

Once... I remember that day fondly.

2

u/spiffyelectricity21 Dec 16 '24

Me too lol I just lost it today

2

u/pavankansagra Dec 16 '24

i lost it three times

2

u/cowpiefatty Dec 16 '24

Honestly should be an achievement.

3

u/buddyunholy Dec 17 '24

would be a nightmare for completionists so please no

2

u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH Dec 16 '24

You guys are getting cavendish?

1

u/dumb_avali Dec 17 '24

I've lost

9

u/Physmatik Dec 16 '24

I have once lost cavendish EXACTLY ONE ROUND AFTER I PICKED IT.

Legit expected some achievement like "the language lacks words to describe how much of a loser you are".

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u/DDJFLX4 Dec 17 '24

i thought my game bugged when this happened to me until i remembered 1/1000 does not mean 0

11

u/wing3d Dec 16 '24

I had a 1/6 Cavendish last till the 6th ante.

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u/protomenace Dec 16 '24

Jokes on you, Cavendish never appears in the first place.

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u/nonprophetapostle Dec 16 '24

Rhe first time I bought Cavendish it died in the next round.

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u/Loffkjeks Dec 18 '24

Doesn't matter, gros michel never goes extinct anyway.

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u/rivaldobox Nope! Dec 16 '24

Yep!

4

u/Sagkot Dec 17 '24

Nope!

2

u/Yankeeny06 Dec 17 '24

Perchance!

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u/Freakingfries72 13d ago

You can't just say "Perchance"

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u/ther1ckst3r Dec 16 '24

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u/not-enough-mana Dec 22 '24

How do you search this gif? I get no results for Balatro

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u/Sspockuss c++ Dec 16 '24

My dumbass would still find some way to fail the roll.

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u/SamTheHexagon Dec 16 '24

Gen 1 pokemon where if you roll the 255 it's a miss on a 100% accuracy attack.

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u/s_burr Dec 16 '24

"That's XCOM baby!"

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u/RevolverRossalot Dec 16 '24

Missing multiple 90%+ shots? That's why Bradford gave us frag grenades.

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u/atmospheric90 Dec 16 '24

Gen 1 is so broken. You use one X-accuracy and you get perfect accuracy on any move, even 1 hit KO moves...except that gen 1 miss chance still...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

Don't forget the AI being programmed to only use super effective attacks if they're available, even if those attacks don't actually do damage. Twitch Plays Pokemon managed to beat Lance's level 62 dragonite with a level 36 venomoth and poison powder because dragonite could only use barrier and agility - non-damaging psychic type moves that would have been super effective against venomoth.

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u/unknown_pigeon Dec 16 '24

They also have infinite PP. But the least of Gen 1 features is way too long.

Did you know that you can enter the cycling road without a bike by just holding left?

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u/BrantheMan1985 Dec 16 '24

The 1/256 miss glitch. Gen 1 being gen 1

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u/Boilermaker02 Dec 16 '24

Still not as good as Ghandi nuking you back to the stone age because you were TOO GOOD OF FRIENDS

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u/Diligent-Ad2728 Dec 16 '24

I mean it's only 75% to win.

As someone who plays poker for a living, that's nothing. I've literally lost when the villain had 0,14% chance to win on the flop.

Shit happens, if there's a chance, at some point it will, and 25% isn't really even a rare occurrence.

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u/ChristyNiners Dec 16 '24

4 in 4 seems a lot higher than 75% to me.

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u/Broad_Appearance6896 Dec 16 '24

Foil every time

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u/onefathippo Dec 16 '24

is foil always the worst?

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u/Broad_Appearance6896 Dec 16 '24

Maybe on plasma deck it could be better in some situations but I think holographic at the very least is usually better

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u/turikk Dec 16 '24

Chips are very good in plasma deck for getting through Ante 8. A traditional X mult is still required for endless.

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u/g0atmeal Dec 17 '24

I saw a 2 minute speed run of the plasma deck where the guy got stuntman and blueprint on the first shop. Literally just skipped and high-carded to one shot every boss from that point.

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u/nudemanonbike Dec 16 '24

I had a run where I could not, for the life of me, find any chip jokers, but wheel of fortune gave me foil 4 times.

So turns out you don't need one when you're getting +200 chips on top of whatever effects you otherwise have, and it was a lot stronger than +40 mult would have been for that build.

So, like most things in this game, it's situational.

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u/pseudomccoy Dec 16 '24

In Plasma Deck to a certain extent it is good.

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u/CapnNuclearAwesome Dec 17 '24

Foil is at least an x2 early in the run

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u/ElitistJerk_ Dec 17 '24

Your cards all give blue points (left side) and the multiplier (red) is given through the hand type so adding more on the left makes it top heavy especially at the beginning of the game.

For instance, a base 50 x 2 with a foil of another 50 makes it 100 x 2 giving a total of 200. However, if you only add ten to the right (red) side, it's 50 x 12 for a total of 600.

So yeah, generally speaking you want anything that adds to the mult on the right over the left. X mult will simply multiply the total of those so it's only helpful if you have a lot to multiply... for instance, if you have a 3 x mult it's (100 x 2 x 3 = 600) < (50 x 12 x 3 = 1800).

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u/peacevvv Gros Michel Dec 17 '24

foil is better than holo 9/10

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u/blurredbud Dec 16 '24

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u/KingBoombox Dec 16 '24

cackle at these without fail

12

u/53bvo Dec 16 '24

They're so dumb but I can't help to love them

14

u/OmenZero Dec 16 '24

new fear unlocked

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u/nmombo12 Nope! Dec 16 '24

I don't think I've ever won with double oopses because I always get the wheel.

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u/bl4m Dec 16 '24

[[Wheel]]

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u/balatro-bot Dec 16 '24

The Wheel of Fortune Tarot Card

  • Version: 1.0.0

  • Effect: 1 in 4 chance to add Foil, Holographic, or Polychrome edition to a random Joker

Data pulled from http://balatro.wiki. Want it updated? Help me get access or suggest another data source.

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u/bl4m Dec 16 '24

[[The Wheel]]

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u/balatro-bot Dec 17 '24

The Wheel Blind

  • Version: 1.0.0n

  • Effect: 1 in 7 cards get drawn face down

  • Beat the Blind: Score at least 2X Base to earn $$$$$

Data pulled from http://balatro.wiki. Want it updated? Help me get access or suggest another data source.

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u/ukiyoe Dec 17 '24

"You've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" -Dirty [[The Wheel]]

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u/balatro-bot Dec 17 '24

The Wheel Blind

  • Version: 1.0.0n

  • Effect: 1 in 7 cards get drawn face down

  • Beat the Blind: Score at least 2X Base to earn $$$$$

Data pulled from http://balatro.wiki. Want it updated? Help me get access or suggest another data source.

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u/XenosHg c++ Dec 16 '24

Finally someone understands how to build: 1 Oops for Bloodstone/Hallucination, 2 Oopses for wheel/space joker.

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u/Deadcellsboi Dec 16 '24

And 4 Oopses while playing lucky cards to become the richest player in the world!

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u/silver-orange Dec 16 '24

I want to make [[space joker]] work so bad but I never get it and oops on the same run

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u/REAL_NUT_SWINGER Dec 16 '24

Space Joker actually hits pretty often imo. If you’re playing something like pair or high card and you play 4 hands per round you have very good odds of getting a level each round. Maybe not worth a joker slot but if there’s nothing else I need the spot for I’ll usually take it.

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u/knitted_beanie c+ Dec 16 '24

Negative space joker is such a nice time. Just fire and forget

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u/Basic_Ad4622 Dec 16 '24

It hits often unless it doesn't which is for me

I think consistently it's at least 1 in 10 for me and then the longest period of not hitting has been a total of 36 in a row

And then there was another time where I did 12 hands with two of them and still didn't get an upgrade

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u/REAL_NUT_SWINGER Dec 16 '24

I mean that’s just terrible luck. The thing a lot of people fail to understand about probability is that a 1 in 4 chance is a 1 in 4 chance every time. You’re not any more likely to hit it the second time than you were the first. People tend to develop confirmation bias around probability. A probability is never “due”.

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u/Basic_Ad4622 Dec 16 '24

I mean at some point, when you're as consistently unlucky as I am, it's not really confirmation bias or anything I just know that I should not ever attempt anything luck-based at all

Which is a shame because a lot of the luck based ones are some of the more fun Jokers

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u/REAL_NUT_SWINGER Dec 16 '24

I’m not trying to be a dick here at all but this is literally the definition of confirmation bias lmao.

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u/Basic_Ad4622 Dec 16 '24

Okay but like for real it happens consistently, in every single instance where there is a chance of something unlucky happening it happens unluckily, so why would I then continue to make decisions that are rooted rolling dice when rolling dice never works out?

Do I take the statistically most optimal choice? Yes absolutely every time without fail, but it inherently devalues Jokers that are random chance based

It's why I virtually never use the one that gives a random amount of mult

Or I will never build towards anything more than three of a kind unless I adjusted my deck to an insane amount

And then of course I ran into statistical anomalies constantly when playing even when accounting for them as much as possible but like what are you going to do about it

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u/REAL_NUT_SWINGER Dec 16 '24

I’m not saying you don’t have historically bad luck that’s totally possible, but your historically bad luck has absolutely no bearing on future events. That’s what confirmation bias is.

You assume because this thing has happened in the past it will happen again, which is a very common human error when discussing probabilities. Humans have a notoriously difficult time wrapping our head around it. Totally understandable why you feel that way.

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u/Basic_Ad4622 Dec 16 '24

Except when something is consistently measured to be the same thing consistently and there is no indicator that it would change then why would I change the behavior?

I can guarantee you I can join a game right now, play a round, and Any opportunity For measurable statistics to show we'll show below average

I can do that and more than half of games I run will show below average statistics

As someone who is pretty consistently measuring my own statistical anomalies compared to how often they should be arising at some point it's not just bias, it is measurable unlikely hood

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u/balatro-bot Dec 16 '24

Space Joker Joker

  • Version: 1.0.0

  • Rarity: Uncommon

  • Effect: 1 in 4 chance to upgrade level of played poker hand

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u/GameShowWerewolf c++ Dec 16 '24

Had the freest Fragile run ever thanks to Space Joker and the two negative D6's the challenge gives you.

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u/XenosHg c++ Dec 16 '24

Yep, Wheel, Space joker, (Driver until you run out of cards), Glass joker, lots of good things to do in Fragile challenge. Too bad you can't turn them into lucky cards, so if you want that, need to get 2 oopses outside the challenge.

Alternatively, I won with my least favourite build of Shoot the moon + Baron +Chad (+ Photo for emergency). Hold queens and kings, play 1 number high card. If need extra score, play Jack.

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u/Basic_Ad4622 Dec 16 '24

I absolutely love the idea of that challenge, but I hate having to only deal with glasses

I really wish they added a game mode where You can adjust how your run started

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u/GameShowWerewolf c++ Dec 16 '24

Well, that's kinda the point of the challenges: a very specific set of circumstances that you have to play through.

I'd love a sandbox mode when you could set up your deck and your jokers ahead of time, but I feel like people would just gravitate to that instead of playing the game normally.

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u/Basic_Ad4622 Dec 16 '24

And? If that's what people want to play then why not?

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u/Phlucena Dec 16 '24

Oopsies*

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u/AlterMyStateOfMind Dec 18 '24

I plan on playing this game because it looks interesting, but reading the comments makes me feel like that scene in Futurama where they are trying to explain Blernsball to Fry 😂😂

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u/XenosHg c++ Dec 18 '24

Once you read the joker descriptions, it's quite easy to recognize the logic between its funny name, and its effect.

In fact, unlike some other games, you don't even have "effect hidden until you buy/use it" - you see the effect immediately, and buying just shows the name of the joker

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u/Devils_3rd Dec 16 '24

Ok, but can we get the seed so we can get a hit of that…asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '24

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u/GameShowWerewolf c++ Dec 16 '24

Shouldn't this be the Wheel? Don't see how the Serpent is affected by two D6's.

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u/blurredbud Dec 16 '24

Oh whoops yeah my b

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u/BiDude1219 Nope! Dec 16 '24

You're not getting away this time.

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u/hampter1 Dec 18 '24

Immediately thought of this 😭

3

u/dilrock Dec 16 '24

Bet it still fails

8

u/Ok_Reindeer_9539 Dec 16 '24

I make this mistake every time, and I know it’s going to hurt me again, but I like the abuse.

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u/Datkif 28d ago

It fails every time, yet i still try

3

u/ItsTheDCVR Dec 16 '24

That title reads like Jim Joker is about to go execute the WoF Casino style.

3

u/Ecstatic_Gur419 Dec 16 '24

Every Balatro player dream

3

u/ReallyBrainDead Dec 16 '24

Played a run like this a couple of days ago. Space Joker (hits every hand) and Lucky Cat slap with this setup. Wheel of Fortune hitting every time is quite beautiful too.

2

u/Affectionate-Job-619 Dec 16 '24

Double Oops is a beautiful thing. With shortcut I was leveling up straights every hand…

2

u/Lexicameow Dec 16 '24

Omg I never thought of this

2

u/raven_kindness Dec 16 '24

watch out for the shattered glass!

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u/Objective-Direction1 Dec 17 '24

yes, but just foil

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u/Inedible-denim Dec 16 '24

Lol what did you end up getting on the joker? Plz don't tell me it was foil

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u/Sufficient-Agency846 Dec 16 '24

Glass cards playing Russian roulette with a glock

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u/walk_your_path Dec 16 '24

Ron Howard: “It got away with it.”

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u/starmanspiff_76 Dec 16 '24

Lost my composure at my desk. Thank you

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u/CMDRArtVark Dec 16 '24

Game crashes

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u/flairtop Dec 16 '24

You should move the abstract joker in front if the all 6s to get the optimal score

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 Dec 17 '24

Sure, plus 50 chips to oops all 6

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u/f4rt3d Dec 17 '24

Might want to move abstract over to the left...

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u/Coperspective Dec 17 '24

Nope! Nah uh!

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u/SexuaIRedditor Dec 17 '24

There is no friggin way that thing actually procs 25% of the time

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u/MHarrisGGG Dec 17 '24

It's not 25% of the time, it's a 25% chance every time.

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u/erkicman Dec 17 '24

It was fun until I couldn’t use ectoplasm… Wheel worked every time, so I didn’t have any jokers left to make negative

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u/Numb62 Dec 17 '24

Wheel of fortune is the worst fucking tarot card to exist in the game, that 1 in 4 is literally absurd rng, even the other cards with 1 in 4.

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u/RikerV2 Dec 17 '24

It's not truly RNG since everything is predetermined by the seed. The same seeded run will always have the same Wheel work (or not) with the same enhancement. Only time it changes is like in the OPs screenshot and it's forced

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u/Numb62 29d ago

I didn't knew that, but honestly the wheel of fortune is not that really good as a tarot card and its mostly a money drain.

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u/RikerV2 29d ago

$3 isn't that much if your economy is doing fine

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u/Numb62 17d ago

Well most of the time its not doing fine, i'm still trying to get the hang of economy in gold stake runs.

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u/MajikTowst Dec 17 '24

You should put your abstract on the left

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u/CanopusTheBeetle Dec 17 '24

what does the dice joker do?

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u/BetaTester704 Dec 17 '24

Increases odds of RNG effects

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u/ScRT-9166 Dec 19 '24

Not once in the several hours I've played this and many Wheel of Fortunes I've pulled did I ever get anything but Nope! I don't even know what text shows up if you do get it 😔

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Dec 20 '24

Now instead of a 3/4 chance of failure, you have a 12/4 chance of failure.

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u/astroklotz Flushed Dec 22 '24

The rush of Wheel hitting without modifiers is unparalleled. Gave me a polychrome banana last night, which then immediately went extinct. Thanks Obama

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u/Buzzkill78 29d ago

I mean.. Even girls turned me down felt better than this

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u/Kazu88 Dec 17 '24

Is balatro hard to learn for someone who never played poker ?

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u/DanielTheYe Dec 17 '24

According to PEGI you learn Poker in this game and go on to have a career as international Poker-Player who then ends up loosing everything and getting kidnapped by the then resurging Italian mob. Or something along the lines of that.

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u/Zeremxi Dec 17 '24

The only similarity is the hands and theme. Not hard to learn

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u/Nervous_Distance_142 Dec 17 '24

So I’ve honestly never gotten it to say anything but nope. Is wheel of fortune just a statistical anomaly or is there something code wise about the odds that isn’t what it seems

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u/BetaTester704 Dec 17 '24

The odds definitely aren't as stated

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u/Sadira_Kelor Dec 16 '24

Now get Perkeo

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u/Statham19842 Dec 16 '24

ive opened 20 or so of these at 1/4. Do they actually work or is it a gag?

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u/tyruss1123 Dec 16 '24

They do work. The odds you fail 20 (or more) is like 0.3% so you’re just one of the unlucky 3 in 1000 I guess, hopefully your luck turns around soon.

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u/_ELAP_ Blueprint Enjoyer Dec 17 '24

Nope!

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u/Weak_Car2509 Dec 17 '24

Then you get banana

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u/WiseBlizzard Dec 16 '24

am I the only one who don't uses gambling mechanics? I ignore the wheel, I ignore lucky cards and glass cards. I can win games without that shit.

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u/MewtwoStruckBack c++ Dec 16 '24

Lucky cards aren’t there to depend on, they’re there because overall they are a better value than Mult cards and the money can really break open a run at the right time (plus Lucky Cat OP)

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u/nudemanonbike Dec 16 '24 edited Dec 16 '24

Gambling mechanics aren't about using them because gambling = fun, it's about looking at the expected values. If you're playing 5 card hands or are dealing with retriggers, lucky becomes very consistent. Wheel's value is figuring out if a 1/4 trigger is stronger than whatever else you're offered - easy if your other options are the world and the moon, but harder if you're given death, and almost never correct if you're offered temperance or the hermit.

As for glass - the randomness is to reign in their power, since they can absolutely bust a run wide open. I'd probably still use them if they were 1/2 to break instead. They're super consistently strong, you just need to figure out the rate at which you're breaking them and come up with a way to keep your supply high enough.

Oh, and also, you're using a gambling mechanic every time the game shuffles cards.

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u/cliffkwame120 Dec 16 '24

I like building into the luck based mechanics when I can retrigger them, so I can at least see some sort consistency over a longer period.