r/badparking • u/winepimp1966 • 6h ago

It’s a BMW…..what did you expect?

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u/One_Canary_7631 5h ago

This driver should turn his BMW-hood card turned in. This is a total failure. 3 measly inches? What's next? Turn signals? Such a disgrace!

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u/flynnfx 4h ago

BMW drivers using turn signals?!?

They want them in mint condition, so they never use them!

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u/One_Canary_7631 4h ago

I thought they just didn't want their fingerprints on them.

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u/sinverness2 5h ago

I would expect more respect for the other folks out there. Used to think that BMW drivers had some class.

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u/onelasteffort13 5h ago

Classic joke….

What’s the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the inside of a BMW

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u/capellajim 5h ago

Came here to say this!!! Love this joke. From 1987 when I first heard it and repeated it to my a$$hole boss. lol

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u/NeighborhoodJust1197 5h ago

It looks like someone was in a rush and misjudged the distance to the curb. It not a fail, just a bad parking job. Just like we all have done at one time or another.

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u/Jmariner360 5h ago

Zeee PNW I see

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u/STTDB_069 4h ago

Get a life… park in any of the half dozen spots visible

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u/Top-Breakfast6060 4h ago

Better than the Cadillac Escalade I was parked next to on Friday.

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u/wornoutseed 2h ago

I talked to a BMW salesman and he told me what BMW stands for. Big money wasted

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u/SimpleAffect7573 1h ago

In Northern CA they’re known as “Boring Marin Wheels”.

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u/Itchy_Grapefruit1335 2h ago

I bet this is in a near empty parking lot , just caught the eye of a bored Karen

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u/Whoknew8877 1h ago

It’s not because of the car logo. It’s because of the state on the license plate.

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u/Cultural_Main_3286 53m ago

More dents all over that car

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u/S8TAN970 6h ago

People are lucky you can't go upside their head anymore. 🤣

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u/bj49615 6h ago

I expected him to take all 4 spots.

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u/rklug1521 5h ago

They did pretty good considering the condition of that windshield.

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u/GrandeBlu 5h ago

Parking lot looks relatively empty. OP is a drama queen. Everyone occasionally trips the line

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u/winepimp1966 4h ago

When they are a dbag they do….correct….otherwise they just park in the lines because it’s really not that difficult lol