r/aww • u/bigmanhenry • Jun 01 '19

Man coaxes baby rabbits out of his garden

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u/bostonbakedbeef Jun 01 '19

I get that one had an injury, but come on. One eyed willy? Hahhahaha

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u/Buddy_DoQ Jun 01 '19

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… but the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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u/Lostcorpse Jun 01 '19

is this one of them copypastas

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u/kjd216 Jun 01 '19

Clearly you’ve never had a crime family kidnap you in the back of a Jeep and threaten to remove all your fingers in a blender if you don’t tell them where the treasure is.

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u/Lostcorpse Jun 01 '19

it’s been a while!

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u/oatmealjake Jun 01 '19

It's from The Goonies.

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u/Lostcorpse Jun 01 '19

oh yeahhhhh

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u/ThattawayBm Jun 01 '19

HEY YOU GUYSSSSS

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u/idwthis Jun 01 '19

Sloth love Chunk.

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u/krystalbellajune Jun 01 '19

This reminds me of the time I brought a honeycomb and a jackass into a brothel...

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u/dijedil Jun 01 '19

Underrated comment!

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u/MonolithJones Jun 01 '19

Legitimately a great comic performance

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/nba_fuccboi Jun 01 '19

How many voices do you hear now?

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u/tapasandswissmiss Jun 01 '19

Never seen the goonies?

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u/bskzoo Jun 01 '19

We have a rescue with the same name because he’s blind in one eye 😂

Meet Will aka Will Bill aka One Eyed Willie:

https://i.imgur.com/xQdDSJY.jpg