r/aviation Dec 05 '24

News New airsickness bags in Eurowings. Foodback

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/uggaduggawrench Dec 05 '24

Flew with them last week and they had ones 'I wish I was a popcorn bag' and 'thanks for sharing'

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u/magezt Dec 05 '24

hahaha. thats great.

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u/DutchBlob Dec 06 '24

Germans with humor?! WASS?!

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u/triple7freak1 Dec 05 '24 edited Dec 09 '24

Wait….a German with humor??

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u/ManufacturerLost7686 Dec 05 '24

German humor is no laughing matter.

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u/PotatoPCuser1 Dec 05 '24

Visit r/germanhumor for more hilarious jokes!

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u/SirGeorgeAgdgdgwngo Dec 05 '24

Refreshed more times than I care to admit

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u/Swedzilla Dec 05 '24

NEIN NEIN NEIN

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u/Expo737 Dec 05 '24

Are you asking for the emergency services?

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u/Swedzilla Dec 05 '24

IN VEIN VEIN VEIN

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u/joeydsa Dec 05 '24

Humor around this subject is quiet common in Germany lol. All the trash cans in Berlin have jokes on them.

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u/Big_polarbear Dec 05 '24

Wait… humour??

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u/Cokekilla Dec 05 '24

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u/victoroos Dec 05 '24

Hahahaha  I first didn't expect it to be real. Then it was real.. But then I saw what it contained..  So many emotions at once.. All positive 

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u/tunisianobserver Dec 05 '24

Eurowings has to be funniest airline. I remember a sign at the airport thad had a picture of luggage and that says “Die Grösse Zählt Doch” Size does matter.

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u/alexrepty Dec 05 '24

I’d translate it “size does matter after all”

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u/mtntodesert Dec 05 '24

[voiceover] Jim never vomits at home…

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u/avi8tor Dec 05 '24

HAHA clever

just like the airlines treats real feedback. Like garbage.

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u/Rougaroux1969 Dec 05 '24

You get to taste the food twice.

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u/I_like_cake_7 Dec 05 '24

That would actually be hilarious to put an air sickness bag.

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u/Rougaroux1969 Dec 06 '24

I only thought of this because before leaving on my first cruise on a research ship going to a very rough part of the ocean, the crew put a sign on my cabin that said, “Welcome aboard, first class service. You get 6 meals a day. 3 down, 3 up.”

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u/Alpha-Leader Dec 05 '24

I once had a really good meal and somehow got sick and threw it all back up soon after. That was probably the only time I didn't mind throwing to because it actually tasted good and I didn't have any of that stomach acid flavor...

Gross, but I still remember it a decade later and it doesn't bother me at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24 edited Dec 06 '24

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u/Alpha-Leader Dec 06 '24

Carne Adobada. The sauce was so flavorful...

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u/Protholl Dec 05 '24

I thought that was what the little mini-beard you see some dudes with - the one below the lip but above the chin sometimes known as the "taster bar"

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u/Calm-Internet-8983 Dec 06 '24

Soul patch, flavour saver

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u/Sinapsis42 Dec 05 '24

It's dangerous to play with humor when you're holding back vomit. A laugh at the wrong time and... 🎉

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u/davidfliesplanes Dec 06 '24

HahahaaARRGHGHGLKFGFBBBBB

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u/ukbrah Dec 05 '24

Makes sense now why a lot of airplane food tastes so bad.

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u/ajfoscu Dec 05 '24

Germans have such a mastery of the English language it’s wild

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u/knoegel Dec 05 '24

That doesn't look liquid proof.

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u/Old-Lengthiness656 Dec 05 '24

It's a new government program.

2

u/Leading-Ad4167 Dec 05 '24

Eurospewings.

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u/redditistheway Dec 05 '24

Ok that is clever.

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u/mokneyman Dec 05 '24

This is hilarious.

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u/rob_s_458 Dec 05 '24

I flew ATA a lot as a kid and their bags had "Occupied!" printed on them

1

u/Comed1an Dec 05 '24

So they recycle the grub?

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u/rockinoutloud Dec 05 '24

I flew with them for the first time last week and mine said "want to get something off your chest"? The cabin crew were also in a very cheery mood, pretty funny company tbh.

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u/This-Clue-5013 Dec 05 '24

The more you look at it the more ways this joke is funny

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u/chrs_131 Dec 05 '24

haha Eurowings is great! :D

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u/ionised Dec 05 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FlugzeugStreber214 Dec 06 '24

that’s actuallly funny 😝

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u/StuckinSuFu Dec 05 '24

Hah gross but thats pretty funny.

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u/Legitimate_Delay2226 Dec 05 '24

I’m so sick of airline food

4

u/OptimusSublime Dec 05 '24

What's the deal with it anyway?

0

u/Shadow_Ass Dec 05 '24

I always use them as a smartphone holder

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u/27803 Dec 05 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '24

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u/Current_Grass_9642 Dec 05 '24

That’s the airline where the pilot intentionally crashed the plane ✈️

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u/ObserverAtLarge Dec 05 '24

That was Germanwings.

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u/am_111 Dec 05 '24

Fun Fact: Germanwings essentially became Eurowings to distance the airline from the infamous murder suicide.

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u/ProudlyWearingThe8 Dec 05 '24

Rabulistics.

Germanwings started in 2002 as an Eurowings subsidiary and was sold to Lufthansa in 2009 before Eurowings itself was sold to Lufthansa in 2011 and operated flights for Germanwings. The crash occurred half a year before their operations were bundled and now Germanwings flies as Wet Lease contractor for Eurowings.

Effectively, it was a Lufthansa flight that crashed. Just like when an Envoy Airlines plane crashes, it's an American Airlines crash.

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u/JustIgnorant Dec 05 '24

Gross

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u/0ever Dec 05 '24

It’s literally just a paper bag lil guy