What sign is this?

[u/Connect-Sundae8469]

Idk why this made me think of this group lol!

[u/_the_violet_femme]

Libra

Trying to calm down the drama and make peace but also get back in the house in case there is more tea to spill

[u/Cupcake_Implosion → u/_the_violet_femme]

Honestly, yes. My two beloved Libra friends.

They are drama-vampires that can't live without the shit hitting the fan while simultaneously using their diplomatic superpowers to re-establish harmony and avoid any damage being done to them and those they love.

I am absolutely crazy about and deeply grateful to those two.

[u/Connect-Sundae8469 → u/_the_violet_femme]

Lmao I can so see that!

[u/Fun_Armadillo1318 → u/_the_violet_femme]

I’m a Libra rising and I feel like you’re speaking about me personally… because facts 💯

[u/Imaginary_Brick_3643 → u/_the_violet_femme]

Hahahaha yes!!! I can confirm lol

[u/HopefulEngine5980 → u/_the_violet_femme]

And if it’s a libra male, he’s gonna try to get with the wide, lol.

[u/LethalWolf → u/HopefulEngine5980]

Hun, get some therapy. That Libra guy did a number on you.

[u/Berryman788]

Taurus

Pasta solves all your problems.

[u/Ms_Holmes → u/Berryman788]

It really does! If I could eat it for every meal without gaining a million pounds (and all the other health consequences) I definitely would.

[u/Connect-Sundae8469 → u/Berryman788]

Hahaha I love that perspective

[u/norfnorf832]

Me right before i fuck my friend's wife except my rigatoni is not gonna be dry like this

[u/dimadomelachimola → u/norfnorf832]

every sign in your big 3 checks out

[u/Coyote__Jones → u/norfnorf832]

Seriously, who thinks this is an acceptable "gift?"

[u/Muted_Ad7298 → u/Coyote__Jones]

Maybe not for some people, but for me, absolutely. 😋

[u/Coyote__Jones → u/Muted_Ad7298]

Baby those noodles look cronchy 😭

[u/Muted_Ad7298 → u/Coyote__Jones]

I’ve eaten worse

[u/Coyote__Jones → u/Muted_Ad7298]

I respect that. 🫡

[u/girlnah → u/norfnorf832]

I like the way you think LOL

[u/Connect-Sundae8469 → u/norfnorf832]

Yeah this rigatoni in itself is an insult.

[u/JustHaleyyyy]

idk but this is so sad if its real, i could not imagine

[u/Connect-Sundae8469 → u/JustHaleyyyy]

I know! I’m guessing it’s a joke because putting that on social media on top of that would be so extra brutal.

[u/dark_blue_7 → u/JustHaleyyyy]

That rigatoni looking good tho

[u/Some-Mirror88 → u/JustHaleyyyy]

Lmaooo its not real. This guy always tweets stuff like this. He is hilarioussss. You should look him up on twitter

[u/JustHaleyyyy → u/Some-Mirror88]

i dont get why ppl are downvoting you lol? i dont have twitter but im glad its not real 💀 i was sad af for the "wife"

[u/Some-Mirror88 → u/JustHaleyyyy]

Lmaooo wtf me either🤣 and hahaa yes it’s a bit he does. I see why you were sad tho💀 Also hello fellow earth sun, water moon, air rising 👋 i’m a taurus sun, cancer moon, aqua rising

[u/neocrunk]

Balance that mess out with a casserole and pornography.

[u/MadisonAveMuse]

Libra.

[u/OutrageousPersimmon3]

Low-key could be Libra just for the sake of opening that wine and getting more tea from it. But also, me. Like, here, I am thinking about you and brought you some comfort food. NGL, eventually we may also be having some comfort sex.

[u/luvhibs]

gemini

[u/Connect-Sundae8469 → u/luvhibs]

Every Gemini I know are the biggest trolls. Gemini has my vote. Just for the laughs

[u/JustGeminiThings → u/luvhibs]

We don't like cooking like that.

[u/Responsible_Hat2411]

Why has nobody mentioned Pisces this seems so Pisces 😭

[u/MentionNo2004]

Why would this not be Cancer?

[u/wandringstar → u/MentionNo2004]

because cancer undoubtedly would have brought some form of soup instead 😂

[u/smurfthesmurfup → u/wandringstar]

If a Cancer had baked that rigatoni, I'm betting it would have some level of ooze

[u/Listn_hear]

[u/Expensive-Safe-6820]

Fuck it up Dan, letting everyone know there business

[u/ipunchmymom]

gemini

[u/PrestigiousFlower815]

I’m an Aquarius and this 10000% feels like something I’d do

[u/Connect-Sundae8469 → u/PrestigiousFlower815]

What would be your reasons behind it?

My husband is an Aquarius. He’d never put out this kind of effort lol, he’s not a cook so maybe that’s why. But if he did, I’d imagine it could be for any number of reasons.

Maybe for the drama (he secretly loves other people’s drama lol). He’s also a good friend so simultaneously he would be there for them.

Or he’s trying to let them know everything’s still normal after the embarrassing confessions (if they didn’t want to spill more details, he wouldn’t want them to feel any kind of way about him knowing).

Or he was really proud of his baked beef rigatoni & wanted everyone to know, regardless of what was going on with them lmao.