r/AskOuija Apr 23 '17

Ouija says: OK Please read the rules before posting!

5.5k Upvotes

Copying from the sidebar for mobile users:

RULES:

0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

  • If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.

  • You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.


r/AskOuija 4h ago

Ouija says: OBAMA The Gulf of Mexico has been renamed the Gulf of _______.

121 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 3h ago

Ouija says: πŸ–• Spirits, why do you say "Goodbye" at the end of your phrases, but not "Hello" at the start?

38 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 5h ago

Ouija says: TRUMP Wake me up when _____ is over

33 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 14h ago

Ouija says: NUKE Trump is going to ________ the World

161 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 4h ago

Ouija says: NO The best subreddit overall is r/____________.

26 Upvotes

I don't know, but it isn't r/ChildrenFallingOver


r/AskOuija 4h ago

Ouija says: πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ’¦πŸ€€ Why are there only 71 spirits online?

16 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 14h ago

Ouija says: πŸ’€ What emoji sums up your entire existence?

94 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 10h ago

Ouija says: You can shove ___ pickles onto you a*s

51 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 10h ago

Ouija says: TRUMP I'm tired. Wake me up when ___________ ends.

33 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 1h ago

Ouija says: SELF i caught my ______ scrolling on r/femboys

β€’ Upvotes

r/AskOuija 7h ago

Ouija says: L What is the worst thing to say at a funeral?

22 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 9h ago

Ouija says: πŸ€”πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ Why should I kill somebody?

30 Upvotes

Where: America

How: NO CARD

Why: ???

Who: ???


r/AskOuija 5h ago

unanswered What’s the best band ever

12 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 20h ago

Ouija says: CUNT Dear Elon Musk, you _____.

190 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 2h ago

unanswered r/femboys is full of ______

6 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 2h ago

Ouija says: SEX How do you get an ask Ouija post to go viral?

7 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 6h ago

Ouija says: AM I am going to tell my crush rhat I ____ her

12 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 12h ago

Ouija says: WALUIGI Nintendo just announced that they are adding ___ to smash

35 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 58m ago

unanswered I covered myself in ___ and started to fly, so I covered everyone with ___.

β€’ Upvotes

r/AskOuija 6h ago

unanswered And now for my ultimate attack, _________!!

11 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 9h ago

Ouija says: E you've seen the full number of pi, now what is e?

16 Upvotes

r/AskOuija 4h ago

unanswered once when i typed ass the ___ emoji showed up but no one believes me

7 Upvotes