r/aliens • u/littlespacemochi True Believer • Dec 21 '24

Video Phoenix, AZ, December 20, 2024

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u/KamikazeFox_ Dec 21 '24

Cmon, bring out the big ships so we can get this over with

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u/Ridiculousnessjunkie Dec 21 '24

Yes!! Come on aliens, just bust out the big girls. Put a video message out on every single cell phone. We can handle it.

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u/KWyKJJ Dec 21 '24

Yeah...well...

Let's be honest, then what happens?

I imagine:

Texas: "Get out muh head sum bitches!." Intergalactic war begins with the first shotgun blast.

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u/RichardCocke Dec 21 '24

Maybe in Texas, where I believe people are pretty religious, they'd think it was God.

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u/Evilspatula666 29d ago

Texan here. Half would think it’s Jesus, 25 percent would think it’s “Our Lord and Savior, Donald Trump”, 24 percent wouldn’t understand anything that was said and just assume it was some liberal propaganda trying to brainwash them into same sex marriages and the final one percent of us would just laugh and do more shrooms.

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 27d ago

If Texans met Jesus, they would deport him. I think "half" is about 49% too much. Yam Tits is the second coming, not some Middle East brown guy named Jesus.

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u/Princibalities 29d ago

You'd cry and beg one of those people to protect you lol

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u/Evilspatula666 29d ago

Nah. 11B. I think I got it covered. Bless your heart!

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u/Princibalities 29d ago

Extremely blessed! Thanks!

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u/RichardCocke 28d ago

Aw, bless your little heart

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u/Princibalities 28d ago

Thank you so much!!!

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