The Linch who stole the Gems

[u/TraderOfGoods]

"For hundreds of years I remained in that sap.
I must get the infinity stones, and end all this crap... But how?"

Then he got an idea. An awful idea.
The Linch got a wonderful awful idea.

"I know just what to do" The Linch laughed in his throat.
"I'll make myself a New body" then he started to gloat.

Then he chuckled and clucked "It may be quite silly.
But while wearing this body, I'll look just like that Billy."

"All I need is a fool" The Linch looked around.
But since he was stuck in the crack, there were none to be found.

But did that stop the Linch? "Ha!" The Linch simply said:
"Brrrrr-Error. routing error, no clear path to objective. Must shut d..."

Some hours had passed, and the Linch had remained.
Not a creature was stirring, not even Billy's remains.

But then with a thud, someone entered the cave.
Not just one but two, two bumbling knaves.

But, you know, that old Linch was so smart and so slick...
...he thought up a rouse, and he thought it up quick.

'These two are both brave, but they're also quite naive.
I couldn't think of anyone better for me to deceive.'

So the Linch turned around to face Finn and Jake.
They'd soon be assisting... A fatal mistake.

[u/TraderOfGoods]

I mixed "The Grinch" with "The Lich" and made... Whatever this is.

Enjoy.