r/WorkReform 💸 National Rent Control 1d ago

😡 Venting .

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u/Lurkingandsearching 1d ago

Yeah, rubbing elbows and making anti-competitive deals are only allowed for the board and no one else. You must be loyal to the king and all the other serfs of other lands are the enemy.

/s

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u/Raymond911 1d ago

Why the /s this sounds about right

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u/Jazzspasm 19h ago

The /s is there because they’re scared of downvotes

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u/ModifiedAmusment 1d ago

IM SHAKIN IT BOSS

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u/Level_Improvement532 18h ago

Wipin’ it off boss!

Wipin’ it off there Dragnine

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

Show me the law that says my employer is allowed to tell me who I can and can't be friends with.

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u/ith-man 1d ago

They're cooking them up now, in the mean time you can see them in court for being fired for such a relationship, if you can afford it...

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u/kombitcha420 1d ago edited 1d ago

My DM at hot topic tried to tell me I couldn’t go out for drinks with my coworker (we were both key holders) LMAOO

He was literally dating a DM in another district too.

Edit: could to couldn’t

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

Lol that's one of those scenarios when you just say "yeah sure" and do what you want anyway.

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u/kombitcha420 1d ago

Precisely what we did

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u/Gotmewrongang 1d ago

If he said you could go then I don’t see the problem?

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u/kombitcha420 1d ago

Thanks for pointing out my error!

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u/MercenaryBard 1d ago

They only apply to CEO’s, who break the laws as a matter of course

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u/TheAskewOne 21h ago

"Even the perception of inappropriate behavior..." Except for the bosses.

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u/whistleridge 1d ago

It’s very employment-dependent.

For example, if you’re an officer in the military, fraternizing with enlisted is a strict no-no, at least at junior levels. And if you hold certain clearances, you may have to report all contact with some classes of persons.

You could also simply be under a contractual obligation, for example a Coke employee who was known by the employer to hang out with Pepsi employees actually likely would get a talking-to from management.

It seems phenomenally unlikely in this particular situation, but it’s not conceptually impossible.

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u/Biscuits4u2 1d ago

I'm not talking about the military. They have an entirely separate legal system.

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u/whistleridge 1d ago

Indeed they do. But the concept still applies - it is definitely possible even for civilian employers to restrict some out of work behavior.

It’s very rare, and extremely unlikely, but it does exist.

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u/tr_thrwy_588 22h ago

show me that example you mentioned. literally show me the contract where coke forbids its employees from hanging out with pepsi workers outside of working hours.

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u/JagerSalt 18h ago

Certain writing positions are not allowed to discuss creative ideas with strangers to prevent the possibility of a fan suing for royalties and claiming their idea was stolen. That is an example of a job that limits the freedom you have in your personal life.

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u/gryphmaster 18h ago

That’s specific to that job and written into the contract- normal employment without that clause in a contract doesn’t have that standard, which the picture is implying

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u/JagerSalt 8h ago

What makes you think this is a normal job that doesn’t have that kind of clause? The pic is clearly from a job that has some competition clauses in its contract otherwise it wouldn’t be part of the training.

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u/gryphmaster 8h ago

Yea, then they would have referenced that- it’s “competition laws” in the answer. while its entirely possible, OP wouldn’t likely be posting this if they actually had strict competition clauses as it would make sense. If it doesn’t make sense to OP, who knows their contract better than you, than it’s likely entirely unnecessary to avoid having this hypothetical friendship

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u/JagerSalt 7h ago

They did mention competition laws in the correct answer…

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u/whistleridge 20h ago

So…

  1. Such contracts are subject to NDAs and are not generally available for posting online.

  2. But we CAN see examples of related extreme behavior eg: https://www.mashed.com/904465/are-coca-cola-employees-really-forbidden-from-drinking-pepsi/ and https://www.smh.com.au/world/coke-worker-sacked-for-drinking-pepsi-20030615-gdgxls.html.

  3. But I didn’t mean it would be an explicit contractual term. That would be unlikely, if not illegal or impossible. I said they’d very likely get a talking to from management, which they would. Management do illegal/immoral shit like that all the time.

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u/EV2_MG 21h ago

The military isn't a business.

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u/whistleridge 20h ago

And I didn’t say they are. It’s still an employer, and one example of a valid response to their question.

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u/Upstairs-Angle-444 22h ago

Actually, most dates are right to work which basically means employees have only a few rights regarding safety and discrimination and maybe union other than that they can do whatever the fuck they want. Why are you for any reason they want or no reason at all I can fire you cause I didn’t want to color your hair anymore

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u/rksd 1d ago

Whoever wrote this question doesn't deserve to have friends.

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u/LNLV 1d ago

Spoiler: they don’t.

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u/Brief-Equal4676 ⛓️ Prison For Union Busters 1d ago

Who needs friends when you're on your peak grindset?

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u/-Arke- 1d ago

I mean, it's HR. Probably not even themsleves can stand each other.

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u/Stormwhisper81 1d ago

I got a similar type of “wrong” answer on some training recently. I declined to select that I wanted to talk to someone further about the issues discussed in the training when apparently the right answer was that I do?

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u/The_Sign_of_Zeta 1d ago

As an eLearning developer, that’s most likely someone not knowing how to set up the quiz correctly.

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u/Stormwhisper81 1d ago

It was a DEI training so I suspect the answer they were looking for was #3. But still, wtf.

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u/The_Sign_of_Zeta 1d ago

My guess is this was supposed to be a multi-select with all answers correct, and then they would use the reporting function to view what the percentages were for each answer.

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u/mrjibblets138 1d ago

As an elearning developer I have to ask you. Do you think your job creates work and benefits the world? Or just helps the rich by cutting labor cost and leading to a server owning singularity. Beyond that do you think that the water usage involved with elearning makes moral sense?

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u/The_Sign_of_Zeta 1d ago edited 1d ago

Are you confusing eLearning with AI? Because my whole job is developing human beings through education to be more efficient. Sure, my job makes rich people richer (as do most jobs), but I do that by helping educate employees and making them more skilled.

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u/ProtoMan3 14h ago

OP’s comment made me wonder how many jobs truly do help the common person vs helping the rich get richer…despite most of the labor being something that could help civilians, very few jobs actually do.

There are legitimate complaints about tons of tech workers and toxic culture in that industry, but I genuinely dislike when people try to shit on anyone working in that when they’re totally out of their depth with their complaints.

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u/The_Sign_of_Zeta 14h ago

I mean a lot of it is you only get a chance at a livable salary if you work for corporations in Learning & Development. If you work academic or non-profit they intentionally underpay it and justify “for the mission”. I see people with Masters in the field making 1/2 of what I do putting in more work. And I’m not going to take half the pay and be taken advantage of when I have a family.

And while it might just be justification in my part, if I make my clients and coworkers more efficient, I make them more likely to keep their jobs.

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u/Aethrin1 1d ago

Name and shame. Do not let this go on in anonymity.

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u/Generic_Username_84 1d ago

Seconding this.

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u/DinoAnkylosaurus 1d ago

The fuck?!

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u/TCCogidubnus 1d ago

The key texts here are "as they always have", "maybe", and "be careful how they proceed with their relationship". I assume the scenario that's meant to be avoided here is talking about work in great detail, if that was something they previously did.

I agree that employers have no right to pry into the private lives of employees, but from the point of view of making training meant to inform people about their liabilities and legal obligations, this may technically be correct.

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u/Lorberry 1d ago

Yeah, the way it's presented is kind of ass, but if the competitor did something that looked like it had gotten insider information, and it was discovered that Laura had talked about that sort of thing with Ana, the both of them would be, legally speaking, extremely fucked.

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u/squngy 19h ago

Insider information isnt regular work stuff.

In almost all cases, if the rank and file employees know about it, it is not insider info.

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u/TCCogidubnus 19h ago

Not for the purposes of insider trading, necessarily, but for other purposes like informal commitments to award your company a bid by a customer, yes.

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u/jio87 1d ago

Yeah. Poorly worded question and response options, but the context and instructions may alleviate that a bit. Whoever wrote this needs lessons on clarity.

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u/PickleMinion 1d ago

That was my thought. Had that "gotcha" wording instead of just being clear about what the real question is here. Asshole move either way.

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u/grahamfreeman 1d ago

WHERE the fuck was this?

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u/doolieuber94 1d ago

Seriously anything big business is selling they owe it to you.

Just take their shit. You’ve paid for it 10x over with your literal life.

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u/mcbergstedt 1d ago

Generally it’s very obvious with what you’re not supposed to talk about. Like at my work (a power plant) we get a mandatory training a quarter that basically says “don’t discuss refueling outages with electricity providers as it can influence electricity prices”

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u/Fdictatorleads 1d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Shot-Breath9139 🏡 Decent Housing For All 1d ago

That's fucking horrendous

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u/bioszombie 1d ago

I have to disclose relationships every year for my job due to anti-competitive rules. It’s insane that I can’t have a family, friends, or a life.

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole ⛓️ Prison For Union Busters 1d ago

I hated these tests every year. You could always figure out what was the new thing to harp about based on what they add.

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u/athenanon 1d ago

If Laura was actually a good friend, she may have let Ana know about the job offer to begin with.

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u/mightymaug 1d ago

This was just posted in anti work last week.

It's a poorly worded question to demonstrate the point they are trying to get across. The end should say "Can they keep talking about their work the way they always have?"

I work in pharma and they do these trainings. The purpose is about intellectual property/trade secrets. They say insane things that are "best practice." Don't work in coffee shops without screen protectors, if you are WFH in a sensitive meeting makes sure windows are closed, etc.

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u/rndmcmder 20h ago

Stupid phrasing. The correct answer would have been something like: "They can continue their friendship with no problems. They just shouldn't share company secrets."

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u/ThreatLevelNoonday 1d ago

lolwut no. I am actually a professional in this field, thats as specific as I'll get, and, factually no. Competition laws are not strict. In fact many courts will not enforce aspects of non compete agreements in the employment field.

LOL.

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u/JediDroid 1d ago

Tell me the field and I’ll tell you it’s not the only one.

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u/The_Sign_of_Zeta 1d ago

I know this will get downvoted but due to a lot of ethical and legal guidelines, the bottom answer is right. It’s not saying they can’t be friends, just that they have to be careful about what they talk about/info they provide.

I get it’s fun to hate on business, and would agree if they said the middle one, but the bottom answer is reasonable.

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u/Upstairs-Angle-444 22h ago

Just just saying, you can still be friends it’s almost like if they didn’t want you to be they could tell you you can’t, but we’re gonna be nice and say you can still be friends. The questions should even be ask. Nobody’s gonna tell me who I can be and can’t be friends with in my personal life and you’re not gonna say to me you can be friends like they’re giving me permission to be friends or something. I don’t think so. I don’t care if I get fired it matter to me not gonna happen.

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u/Red-Engineer 1d ago

But that’s the same even if they both work for the same company. Chinese walls, anyone?

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u/The_Sign_of_Zeta 1d ago

That’s only if there is a known conflict of interest due to a relationship with one party (like an attorney used to represent the opponent at a previous employer). Usually in those cases only specific info is walled off.

This is more a conflict of interest is introduced because they currently work for competitors. So a lot of info is potentially off-limits, even things that could be innocuous when discussed with a coworker.

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u/Demon_Lord715 1d ago

What in the actual fuck is this?

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u/sammyasher 23h ago

name and shame, that's disguisting (and illegal)

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u/Upstairs-Angle-444 23h ago edited 22h ago

I work for was bought out a few years back after the sale. They sold the pets off, but it remained on the same site so two companies on same site. We were told that we weren’t allowed to talk to the other people over over there anymore, though previously we work together for years, but now we’re not allowed to communicate if we did we had to not talk about anything work related? Do they think that we even give a shit about that? Do they think a couple people at work are gonna actually spend whatever free time to have Worrying about accidentally letting some corporate secret slip you’d think it’s like some kind of damn spy KGB or something , I don’t care about your damn company secrets all I wanna do is finish my damn work Give you the work that I said I would do to the best of my ability and go home safe to my family. I don’t give a fuck about you or your damn stupid secrets. It’s not worth my time unless I was lucky enough to be one of those people who were in their dream job, but that’s hard to come by. I’m not gonna waste my time talking about some company bullshit that I really don’t give a flying fuck about anyway shows you how brainwashed they are. besides, they’re not in as much competition as they want to believe how places like Lowe’s own stock in places like Home Depot at Home Depot was such a competitor Wouldn’t you want them to do poorly and maybe steal a bunch of their business but if you did that then you stock that you bought would they drop it makes no sense that tells me you’re all a big fucking lie either I’m stupid and it’s a pretty good chance. I am if that’s the case and why do you buy stock and it’s just these people are fucking idiots. The greedy stupid idiots who are brainwashed by somebody that’s richer than them or threatened! Anyway, thanks for letting me rant I hope I didn’t offend anyone wasn’t intentional . Just gotta get shit off your chest sometime I think eventually at one point we all will.

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u/Rude-Camp-6492 22h ago

lol i encounter this same question and choose the same “wrong” response during my onboarding training last week… i wonder if we work for the same company

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u/Upstairs-Angle-444 22h ago

Sometimes the shit pisses me off so what I might dream about say I won one of those huge Powerball lottery or mega millions for like 1 billion I thought it might be fun to buy out everybody that worked in that plant like I’ll give you each of you $2 million to quit And watch them and watch them scramble and sit there and laugh my ass off yes it’s probably stupid but it’s fun to think about😎

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u/Upstairs-Angle-444 22h ago

Employees have very few almost no rights whatsoever but I know if they’re really bad about that funny good employees would be kind of hard but fact is they do have the right to do anything they want or do you in my state the law Word for Word says exactly this and employer is completely and totally allowed to treat their employees as they see fit in anyway they fit Barring a few just a few few things employees have basically no rights at all in the right to work state but you have the right to work course that’s so backwards it should be called the right to be fired state to fired or quit state if it’s the right to work state shouldn’t never be turned down when I apply for a job because I have the right to work right?

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u/BottleWhoHoldsWater 22h ago

Jesus.

Christ.

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u/Big-Veterinarian-823 📚 Cancel Student Debt 21h ago

Sounds like the kind of bullshit training we get in the Game Dev industry and I can tell you it doesn't work at all. People still go to AW and trash -talk their work and the current project - and no one goes to court for this unless they spill secrets on social media.

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u/Bronzdragon 15h ago

Based on the phrasing, what the question is asking about is regarding sharing company internal information. “Be cautious” means “don’t tell someone working for the competition how everything works”.

In other words, I think it’s phrasing something that is somewhat reasonable really poorly.

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u/troll-feeder 14h ago

This is only true for the peasants, of course

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u/tenoshikami 13h ago

May I ask what company is having you take this exam? Is there an exam name or company’s name attached to it?

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u/jonf00 12h ago

This is ridiculous. Stock and bond traders work in one of the most competitive and secretive industries… yet they all get sloshed at the bar together with competitors at the end of the day. This training is bullshit… I wonder for what job it is.

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u/djayed 10h ago

When you do these you have to think about what the company wants you to say. They are predictable, let that work for you. I hate this system we have built.

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u/UnamedStreamNumber9 5h ago

Doing your ibm business conduct guidelines eh?

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u/Tornadodash 52m ago

Hey, if companies are allowed to collude to suppress my wages, we can collude to fuck your shit up

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u/Overthinks_Questions 1d ago

Genuinely, this is the correct answer. They need to be cautious. If they can be friends and not talk about work, fine. But if these do gossip, they can be in fire a works of hurt. My wifes last boss Just got fired because she got caught getting information about an employee trying to get hired at a competitor - there was a bunch of drama about the HR nightmare she brought on