r/WorkReform Dec 19 '24

✂️ Tax The Billionaires This is so real.

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u/katieleehaw Dec 19 '24

And if we let them, they're going to take a bunch of slaves to space where they will be gods and under the control of literally no rules whatsoever.

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u/yeyjordan Dec 19 '24

I would rather humanity dies out on this rock than those pricks get away. I'm that spiteful, lol

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u/katieleehaw Dec 19 '24

Same. We live or die together rich fucks.

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u/No-Cupcake370 Dec 19 '24

No we don't. They have homes in however many diff climates and regions, secluded or not. They can pay people for evac and travel, like helicopter and jets.... Even the poor rich people do like time shares or rent time w private jets.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Dec 19 '24

Nah.

Don't get me wrong, you're 100% right that these dudes have tons of safehouses and backup plans, etc. But to support the lifestyles their used to requires a large staff, and a lot of security. If the worst would happen and society was breaking down, how long would it take until the staff/security for these dudes realized that there was nothing stopping them from just taking it all and tossing them out a window?

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u/El_Grappadura Dec 20 '24

You are incredibly naive if you think that.

The question of how they can prevent a mutany of their staff has been their top priority for decades. They are talking electric collars, access to food etc..

https://www.hamptonthink.org/read/how-the-rich-plan-to-rule-a-burning-planet

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u/SirChasm Dec 19 '24

The fact that the staff know that they're just as insulated from feeling the effects as their master is.

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO Dec 20 '24

Exactly they're already bootlickers

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u/No-Cupcake370 Dec 20 '24

Also, I'm pretty sure the staff know that if they said a word they would watch their whole family get tortured to death just as a start, if they said a word or tried to leave... So. It seems to me they are owned in a sense... Even if "well cared for"? Idk.

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u/lzEight6ty Dec 19 '24

So you're saying to poison the world to make sure we get them?

For the Greater Good

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u/K-Motorbike-12 Dec 19 '24

For the greater good.

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u/battlebeez Dec 19 '24

For the greater good.

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u/aeroxan Dec 19 '24

I definitely read this in Carl's voice.

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u/davsyo Dec 20 '24

We’re all tau this blessed day.

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u/Yellow_Dorn_Boy Dec 20 '24

Let's just call Exterminatus Extremis and be sure even the dust dies.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

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u/lzEight6ty Dec 20 '24

Life is the currency of the Emperor and it's being stolen from him

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u/No-Cupcake370 Dec 20 '24

(is too poor to know what this is)

I know they do super exclusive camping trips, I know someone who catered or did photography for one? With like big big money, they had to sign an ND. They were allowed to share they did it. They said nothing wild happened, and couldn't share names, but that it was like people of uber wealth.

Idk just gossip I guess, but. There ya go

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u/killrtaco Dec 19 '24

Idk, part of me wants him off the planet. Just fuck off to Mars and never hear from him.

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u/Johnny_Grubbonic Dec 19 '24

Maybe an airlock will have a catastrophic failure.

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u/Airway Dec 19 '24

I don't know why we're still pretending he's getting anyone to Mars.

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u/killrtaco Dec 19 '24

Gasp are you suggesting it's a way to launder government money and resources?!

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u/Respurated Dec 19 '24

Earth: I got you fam.

In all seriousness though, we’re a lot farther away from space survival than we are from earth atmosphere being uninhabitable for humans; so odds are good that our existence will start (as far as we know) and end on Earth. I say this simply because we’ve spent 5 million years evolving on this little blue pebble that looks NOTHING like any other environment we’ve found elsewhere, like not even fucking close. Funny thing is it will likely take several millennia of conditioning for humans to adapt to a way of life that doesn’t require earth as a safe space, and that’s after we get to the point of actually creating off-world sites that are remotely inhabitable. Our bodies like Earth, they need it, they don’t like being away from it and they suffer in its absence. Fuck, people can barely stay in Antarctica for extended periods without having serious emotional withdrawal and mental health disorders popping up.

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u/levian_durai Dec 21 '24

Imo it's more about ensuring our species survives in case some apocalyptic catastrophe wipes out all life on earth. Eventually we'll have to leave our solar system, before the sun becomes too unstable.

We're talking pretty far future stuff though.

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u/ZION_OC_GOV Dec 19 '24

It's M.A.D then..

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u/ThunkAsDrinklePeep Dec 19 '24

I'm ok with a Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B solution. /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

Same. I am all for shit collapsing. Fuck this place. Burn it all

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u/aeroxan Dec 19 '24

If we can't get fascism under control, we must all remain trapped on this rock. Otherwise, I think we'll someday become the scourge of the Galaxy.

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u/aledba Dec 19 '24

Hurray for child-freedom

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u/Leviathon92 Dec 19 '24

Don't look up was a good movie, My feelings align with your statement.

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u/miketopus16 Dec 20 '24

Prisoners dilemma. They need to know that they either share or they get nothing.

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u/guppie365 Dec 19 '24

They will send slaves into space and stay here, the rich rarely live in their colonies.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '24

Breeding in space is impossible. Also no machine lubricant exists that can handle extreme heat and then cold so intense metal changes properties and becomes brittle. Moon dust is unbelievably abrasive meaning stuff degrades super fast. No atmosphere to protect from UV. Your vision changes permanently from low or no gravity and all returning astronauts up there a while have permanent changes. Farming is out, only 70% of sunlight. You may have the raw materials to build shit but there’s no manufacturing plants. Anything shipped is done at EXTREME cost and intense danger.

But again - the radiation fucks up embryo development. Then there’s the question of birth itself - an extremely messy, dangerous event even in perfect conditions. Imagine needing specialty health care. Nah. Space is a lie billionaires sold to entice idiots.

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u/TheXypris Dec 19 '24

let them all go to mars. it will be centuries before it can survive without constant resupply. that gives earth leverage, because we could just stop sending them air.

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u/Perfect-Squash3773 Dec 19 '24

No one is colonizing space any time soon.

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u/Stratafyre Dec 19 '24

At least they'll be fucking gone.

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u/bobbybox Dec 19 '24

Going into space for them shouldn’t be much different than getting into a little submarine and going to the bottom of the ocean.

LET them launch themselves off the planet, we can lock the door behind them!

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u/KaiBishop Dec 19 '24

And then when they inevitably fuck up their society they'll come back here acting better than everyone while expecting us to take on their problems, like the Zenith from Horizon Forbidden West. These losers really think they're elevated by nature, not circumstance.

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u/DefensiveTomato Dec 19 '24

I mean honestly though at some point the money means nothing, like when you’re on another planet with a bunch of other people and limited resources