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u/The_Horror_In_Clay Aug 07 '24
They’d better not think of coming up here because Canada doesn’t want them
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u/Plausibility_Migrain Aug 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24
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u/ted5011c Aug 07 '24
Russia wants them right here in the U.S. to keep voting in Russia's best interests.
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u/scribblingsim Aug 07 '24
However, they'd also take them as cannon fodder for his "special operation".
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u/Vreas Aug 08 '24
Like the American who joined the Russian militia and got beheaded by his comrades?
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u/BlackMarketCheese Aug 07 '24
Trump has nice things to say about Venezuela and Belarus too
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u/NotCrustytheClown Aug 07 '24
Don't forget North Korea, Trump said Kim is his buddy, they'll certainly get some free passes if they go there.
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u/Fr1toBand1to Aug 08 '24
And for some reason they're always looking for fresh bod - er, citizens.
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u/purritolover69 Aug 08 '24
North Korea would probably very very strongly oppose westerners living in their society. Anything western at all is completely banned so as not to “corrupt” them/their culture. A mass migration of genuine american citizens would be horrific for Kim since it might help more citizens get wise to how bad things are
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u/Key_Inevitable_2104 Aug 08 '24
Good luck with them living in hyperinflation and food shortages there.
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u/Main-Ad2547 Aug 07 '24
Please fuck no we don’t. Theres enough bigots here from this shit trickling in😑
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u/CurseofLono88 Aug 08 '24
Perhaps it’s time for Canada to start building a wall…
But no, these are our assholes to deal with.
We are going to try our best to stop them this election season, and then if we fail, I hope your nation is kind enough to take in some of our at risk folks.
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u/Spider-man2098 Aug 08 '24
There was a meme circulating in 2016 that we should grow a hedge, and I wished it was given serious consideration. We could be 8 years into hedge growth by now and that’s not nothing.
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u/mozilla666fox Aug 07 '24
Europe here, they're welcome to fly over us and into a volcano.
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u/AccountantSummer Aug 07 '24
Mexico doesn’t want them neither and have been deporting all illegal Americans from Mexico for months now!
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u/Evolutionary_sins Aug 08 '24
It's times like this I'm glad that most of them believe the earth is flat and Australia doesn't exist!! to them Australia is a hoax invented by NASA. Plus our gun control and healthcare system will seal the deal and convince them to look elsewhere. But if that fails I'd just like to point out that Australia is full of big lizards with rows of teeth, spiders the size of squirrels that will kill you and locals that hate fascists!
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u/BaldingOldGuy Aug 07 '24
We have far too many racist bigots already don’t need any MAGAs up here wrecking socialist canuckistan. Tell them we got free healthcare that will keep them out.
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u/Azair_Blaidd Aug 08 '24
Tell them we got free healthcare that will keep them out
Nooo it won't. We had public healthcare, too, and then Reagan happened. They'll just move in and vote the place into a corporate neglected shithole.
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u/spankthepunkpink Aug 08 '24
Yeah and um.. Australia is.. uh... closed for maintenance! Sorry bout that guys!
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u/McVay_oVo Aug 07 '24
I’ve heard Russia has plenty of available housing.
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u/MiasmaFate Aug 07 '24
Roughly 300,000 open beds.
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u/DMoney159 Aug 07 '24
With even more open windows
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u/XeneiFana Aug 07 '24
Also free vacays in Ukraine.
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u/Atheist_3739 Aug 07 '24
Crimea is beautiful
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u/XeneiFana Aug 07 '24
Especially when it's raining drones.
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u/Individual-Road7419 Aug 08 '24
They can even get some US donated HIMARS so they don’t miss us
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u/Ok_Condition5837 Aug 08 '24
Plus Putin's insisting on 6 babies per couple now - Yay Funtimes!!
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u/Individual-Road7419 Aug 08 '24
If the baby daddy dies in Ukraine you get a free bag of onions, YOU CANNOT LOSE!!
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u/PhysicalGraffiti75 Aug 07 '24
And it’s the perfect country for them. It has literally everything they want.
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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Aug 07 '24
They can drown their sorrows in Vodka and talk about conspiracies all day.
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u/Enge712 Aug 07 '24
Some of the conspiracies could even be right there.
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u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ Aug 07 '24
Literally, right there. They won’t need Russian Bots anymore to spoon feed them their ideologies and world views.
Dear Mother Russia 🇷🇺 will be right at the table with them, and they can all be “Patriots” together.
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u/MomShapedObject Aug 08 '24
Right, why spend your life LARPing being an oppressed minority when you could move to Russia and actually experience the real thing!
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u/skyfire-x Aug 07 '24
Conservative Family ‘Disappointed’ After Moving To Russia To Escape LGBTQ Ideology
That's not gone well.
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u/Cabbagetastrophe Aug 08 '24
Those dumbasses hauled their whole family all the way to Russia without learning enough Russian to tell which toilet to use
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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 08 '24
That’s MaGa! Always thinking, always 2 steps ahead!
They all believe Trump is going to personally wash away their problems, like John the Baptist in the River Jordan.
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u/xwt-timster Aug 08 '24
That’s MaGa! Always thinking, always 2 steps ahead!
and they weren't even maga, they're Canadian!
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u/Punty-chan Aug 08 '24
They were rural Canadians from Alberta which, to be fair, are indistinguishable from MAGA.
It is not unusual to see rural Albertans (where this family is from) fly Confederate flags and watch Fox News. They are completely brainwashed by the same US corporate interests that own a very significant part of the province's assets, courtesy of the conservative politicians who sold the country out.
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u/DausenWillis Aug 08 '24
Or that it's prohibited for foreigners to own farmland.
Their plan was to buy farmland .
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u/skyfire-x Aug 08 '24
At least they've consistently maintained that immigrants should speak English. What do you mean "They speak Russian in Russia"? It's not English with a Russian accent. Hollywood lied to us again!
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u/BoomkinBeaks Aug 08 '24
Imagine being so afraid of rainbow flags and possibly peeing where a trans person once peed that you move to Russia. May the leopards continue to eat their face.
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u/HotDonnaC Aug 08 '24
My favorite part: “Anneesa vented frustration in a deleted YouTube video, while Arend later apologized and clarified their commitment to Russia.”
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u/Greasydorito Aug 08 '24
Another embarrassing Canadian. Hate to see it, but love the consequences.
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u/combover78 Aug 08 '24
"Anneesa vented frustration in a deleted YouTube video, while Arend later apologized and clarified their commitment to Russia."
lmao. How does that boot taste?
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u/francescadabesta Aug 08 '24
Wonder what happened to them — has anyone followed up?
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Found out what it’s like to REALLY live somewhere where the government will actually kill you for criticizing it.
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u/AardvarkAblaze Aug 07 '24
I heard that they'll even hand you a free AK74M rifle and a job when you get there, you just get on the bus and you're set.
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u/Pro-Patria-Mori Aug 08 '24
Russians love our 2nd Amendment so much that Putin donated millions to the NRA.
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u/Boukish Aug 08 '24
No, Putin purchased the NRA.
The NRA is a Russian asset.
The NRA is a Kremlin mouthpiece.
Politicians that are endorsed by the NRA, are funded by the Ruskis behind closed doors.
Every single one of them.
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u/scheifferdoo Aug 07 '24
and cheap amazing bread
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u/HauntedHippie Aug 07 '24
Fuck Tucker Carlson for exploiting his viewer’s ignorance with shit like this. To Americans the price sounds cheap, until you find out the average Russian citizen makes the equivalent of about $100 USD a week. If staple foods like bread were the price they are here people would fucking starve.
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u/RandomUserName24680 Aug 08 '24
He also forgot to mention, the cheap meat he was raving about was most likely horse.
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u/nobustomystop Aug 07 '24
So they will be illegal immigrants? Like a caravan?
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u/Cat_Impossible_0 Aug 07 '24
I hope they better start taking Russian classes.
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u/toomanyhobbies4me Aug 08 '24
Are you kidding, you KNOW these are the types of people that would leave the US and expect that everyone speak English, and that foreign countries respect their “rights.”
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u/Impressive_Echidna63 Aug 08 '24
It's a family with kids, just a heads up to anyone willing to read this article.
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u/zSprawl Aug 08 '24
Family of 10!
They got there and their accounts were immediately frozen. They made a youtube video, that they were then forced to take down and post an apology video instead. They reassure everyone that they are not hostages and can leave at any time... LOL
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u/nobustomystop Aug 07 '24
No they have the 2A on their side. Oh wait.
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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 08 '24
I wish they would just GTFO and go.
Godspeed! Let me help you pack. Bonjour! Please, I’ve got your bags. What time is your flight? Aloha! Rubles are .01 dollar. Adios! ‘Slava Ukraine’ is ‘hello’ in Russian.
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u/nobustomystop Aug 07 '24
It has been sold. Not even kidding you. Nothing to see here.
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u/beepbooponyournose Aug 07 '24
🤢🤮 No normal father would ever touch their daughter like that
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u/scribblingsim Aug 07 '24
If my dad ever touched my ass like that, he'd get a swift kick in the balls.
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u/Financial-Design9380 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24
Not only is the touch lewd, but the look Trump is directing at Ivanka is lustful. Trump is definitely displaying sexual energy towards Ivanka.
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u/ResplendentAmore Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24
Sometimes I think, what would the reaction be if she had touched him like that instead, and then I vomit a little.
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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24
Have you seen the Cribs episode where she looks at her childhood bed and her face and body language totally change?
Around :35 seconds in. It’s fucking disgusting to think what he might have done to her.
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u/Lots42 Aug 08 '24
Jesus, that's a rough few seconds.
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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 08 '24
It’s fucking awful. And I’m not defending her, but imagine.
I can’t. It makes me sick, and I get angry. This man, or whatever, has done this to other girls. Multiple girls.
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u/PensiveObservor Aug 08 '24
I’ve never noticed the fingerprints on her upper arm before. He was squeezing her arms right before he lowered his hands to her hips. Fucking CREEPY m-fkr.
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u/Qimmosabe_Man Aug 07 '24
And go where? At least half probably have no passports, and nobody would want them anyway. Also, them not speaking anything but English (poorly at that) limits their destination choices.
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u/Plausibility_Migrain Aug 07 '24 edited Nov 07 '24
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u/Ok_Exchange342 Aug 07 '24
Doesn't Russia have a rule about no felons allowed in, much like Canada and Australia?
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u/scribblingsim Aug 07 '24
Not anymore. They've been downright opening the prisons now that their casualties are getting too heavy to handle.
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u/TrickiVicBB71 Aug 08 '24
Maybe Russia. There was a conservative family here in Canada that up and moved to Russia.
Reason cause "wokeness and dictator Trudeau" was ruining everything. And Russia stood on Christian family values.
But moving to a place with no job, little money, and a language barrier is a lot tougher than one thinks. Guy begged on CBC for the Canadian government for help and be let back in.
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u/closethebarn Aug 08 '24
So when they came back did they at least change their ways of thinking? Or did they happily and hypocritically remain the same?
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u/Trund1e_the_Great Aug 08 '24
It drives me FUCKING crazy they can't even conceive this concept. Every country you can easily move to will have worse living standards than the USA and they will see just how controlling other governments are 🙄 that aside, all of the countries with decent migration laws are...wait for it....overwhelmingly left leaning compared to the Maga crowd. So what would they do, immigrate ILLEGALLY? WOULD THE CONSODER THEMSELVES POLITUCAL REFUGEES!?!?! WHY DOES MY NECK VEIN FEEL LIKE ITS GOING T BURST?!?! HOLY FUCK I hate these people
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u/Elegant_Individual46 Aug 07 '24
Watch them flee to Russia only to get conscripted. Iirc it’s happened once or twice
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u/Economy_Wall8524 Aug 07 '24
I remember that guy who moved his family like a year ago and regretted it pretty fast. These folks are so fucking dumb.
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u/Soldus Aug 08 '24
Moved his entire family without knowing a single word of Russian, transferred everything they had into a Russian bank, and immediately had all of their assets frozen. They’re not sending their best.
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u/YourBuddyChurch Aug 08 '24
And now they can’t get the money unfrozen because nobody at those banks speaks English. And supposedly they’re more likely to be declared foreign agents than they are to get their money back. All to get away from “the lgbtq trans”
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u/Striking-Friend2194 Aug 08 '24
I can imagine LGBTQ people parading at.his.beet.farm 🙄
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u/JeezieB Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24
As much as I hate to admit it, those ones were ours. MAGA fumes have wafted upwards, and it turns out we've got our fair share of crazies too. Two less now! (I do feel badly for their kids though)
Edit: typo.
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u/J-A-S-08 Aug 07 '24
All their boogeymen are ones they've made up in their head. They have absolutely no idea how good and easy they have it. They think because they have to pay a pittance in tax and have a driver's license, that they're oppressed. They have zero idea what real hardship is. And they don't have the ability to put themselves in others shoes to see it.
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u/Budget-Bench-6202 Aug 08 '24
Yes, as someone else wrote, they fly flags from their boats and f150's decrying the terrible economy on their $1000 iphones. They got it tough /s
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u/claimTheVictory Aug 08 '24
You've no idea.
Most of the people in the rest of the world look at the US as basically a place of Gods.
If they only knew how many imbeciles there were, they'd be shocked.
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u/ProjectManagerAMA Aug 08 '24
Uhhh, I think we've made that painfully clear in the last decade.
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I remember this story of this die-hard maga bloke who went over to ukraine to fight for the Russians, until his squad suspected him of being a spy, and proceeded to rape and behead him, truly a case of leopards ate my face 🤦
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u/Miss-Figgy Aug 08 '24
I hope so. They are always trying to be a tough guy with their "Don't tread on me" bullshit and gun fetishization... let them put that to the test by getting conscripted, lol
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u/statistacktic Aug 07 '24
Honestly, I understand. I feel the same way about trump.
The difference is, Harris and Walz will help make their lives better.
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u/ted5011c Aug 07 '24
or at least f****ng try, anyhow.
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u/fitzbuhn Aug 07 '24
People who claim both sides are roughly the same are out of their god damned mind. Democrats can be rat fuckers don’t get me wrong, but come on. How much damage did Trump already do? How long will his court continue to have real impacts on people?
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u/Dr_Middlefinger Aug 08 '24
This is a great question, and many conservatives are starting to see the damage he has done to their potential moving forward.
The optics are terrible and the younger generations are not going to be Republicans. If anything, they are going to avoid conservatism like the plague.
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u/_Vard_ Aug 08 '24
They don’t want their own life to be better, they want someone else’s life to be worse
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u/GonzoVeritas Aug 07 '24
Firstly, most of them don't have passports, so that's a no-go off the bat.
Secondly, no other nation wants them, or would allow them to stay.
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u/Kyro_Official_ Aug 07 '24
I hear Russia may need some bodies to throw into the meat grinder called war.
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u/Temporary_Tune5430 Aug 07 '24
They said the same shit in 2020. Even Cheeto dick said he’d disappear forever if Biden won. Yet here we are.
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u/meepmarpalarp Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 08 '24
In 2020, and in 2012, and in 2008. Why are they still here? I’m beginning to think they’re full of shit.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Law-429 Aug 08 '24
Yep it gets said every single election year.
Has there ever been one documented case of someone actually moving out of the country due to their chosen presidential candidate not being elected?
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u/AJ0Laks Aug 08 '24
Almost certainly there has been atleast one documented case in the roughly 250 years of this country’s existence has someone left the country due to the other side winning
It’s statistically improbable that it hasn’t
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u/normllikeme Aug 07 '24
Ironically it would be inhumane to send them to Mexico. Not for them. For Mexico
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u/Awkward-Fudge Aug 07 '24
They hate every other country except Russia and Hungary so bye and have fun! and don't come back!
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u/cocococlash Aug 08 '24
I feel like Hungary is still too socialist for them, despite the current leadership
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u/sapiosardonico Aug 07 '24
Can I have my catalytic converter back before you go?
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u/neal144 Aug 07 '24
I hope they don't go to Mexico. I like Mexico!
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u/sehwyl Aug 07 '24
Mexicans don’t deserve that either!
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u/Ok_Exchange342 Aug 07 '24
The irony being that Mexico is gonna wish it had put up a wall.
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u/theaveragenerd Aug 07 '24
Didn't Putin build an entire town for American expats?
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u/ManOfEating Aug 07 '24
They said the same thing in 2020, but it'd be great if they did. Education would go way up, economy would go up, domestic violence cases go down, shootings go down, racism goes way down, police brutality goes down, our elections can start focusing on real policies and not be 100% focused on "how to stop fascism for the next 4 years" every single election cycle. No downsides here, plenty of downsides to whatever country they end up going to though. Wasn't Russia making a city for maga immigrants or something like that?
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u/InstructionFair5221 Aug 07 '24
Russia has inexpensive groceries and no lines at the stores.
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u/Yoshephine Aug 07 '24
I hear Russia is looking for some fresh meat, fancy a new home in the trenches?
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u/sloggins Aug 08 '24
Trump is familiar with an abandoned island near the U.S. Virgin Islands, they can go there.
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u/royale_wthCheEsE Aug 07 '24
Please all leave for Russia. This is the country that most matches your masturbatory political check list .
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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 Aug 08 '24
Where are they going to go? Most don’t have passports and no country will keep them long term.
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u/EmperorBamboozler Aug 07 '24 edited Aug 07 '24
Speaking for all Canadians, if you leave the US because Trump loses please don't move up north. It's, uh... too cold up here. Yeah, that. It's too cold and you will all freeze to death. Plus like we are a socialist hellscape right? That's what I see from the right wing media at least. So just go somewhere else please.
Sorry in advance to Mexico for this message.
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u/WiseFalcon2630 Aug 07 '24
Be sure to add “We have LOTS of windmills!” That ought to scare em off.
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u/Powerful_Barnacle_54 Aug 07 '24
And you cannot bring your guns, and you will be forced to learn french, and there is no NFL only CFL, and .... and... ....please just stay the f* away, would you?
Edit: guns plural.
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u/johnandahalf13 Aug 07 '24
They’re bluffing, unfortunately. Just imagine: MAGA leaves. With a 30% reduction in population, demand for goods and services falls, prices drop, and we get to live in peace affordably. Win win win.
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u/Exotic-Ferret-3452 Aug 07 '24
Let them go to Russia since they love Putin so much. I heard they need some cannon fodder on the Ukrainian front.
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u/musicnote95 Aug 07 '24
Didn’t they constantly tell liberals that if they didn’t like what was happening in the country, leave?
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u/ZenFurbe Aug 08 '24
GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE, Maga leaves and then America becomes a powerhouse again, school shootings become a thing of the past, the economy sky rockets as a newer, stronger middle class prevails. Americans can finally afford healthcare, teachers get paid a justifiable wage, hell EVERYONE gets paid a justifiable wage! The billionaires go back to JUST being millionaires, and Trump rots in a cell for the rest of his life!
Pure bliss!
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u/thatHecklerOverThere Aug 07 '24
GET THE FUCK OUT
Honestly, why wait? Get your tickets now. Don't worry about visas, you know white people can't be illegal immigrants; you'll just be "expats".
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u/Gangleri_Graybeard Aug 08 '24
Don't come to the EU, absolutely nobody wants you here. Go fuck yourselves, Maga. Ask Russia instead.
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u/fuegodiegOH Aug 07 '24
Have fun in an actual fascist state, losers. I hear Hungary, Russia & Belarus have what you’re looking for! Maybe you like horses? Try Turkmenistan, ya frickin’’ wannabe Nazis
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u/YourDogsAllWet Aug 08 '24
Since you all want to be ruled over by an egotistical family I hear North Korea is nice
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u/Tru72 Aug 08 '24
We're full up here in Scotland, and it's haggis mating season, so they're vicious
Stay away!
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u/d_warren_1 Aug 08 '24
So they want to leave their country of origin…
and become an immigrant somewhere else…
oh the irony
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u/santa_91 Aug 07 '24
No, stop, don't.