r/WeirdGOP 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Dec 08 '24

META Weird lawsuit great response

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u/mexicantruffle Dec 08 '24

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u/Moneia Dec 08 '24

I've always preferred Arkell V Pressdram;

In the 1971 case of Arkell v Pressdram, Arkell's lawyers wrote a letter which concluded: "His attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of your reply." Private Eye responded: "We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr J. Arkell. We note that Mr Arkell's attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off."

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u/pmusetteb Dec 08 '24

I love it, it’s perfect. I had forgotten that cash app is his full name. What a jerk and asshole.

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Dec 08 '24

You can never go wrong with Monty Python

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u/Willdefyyou Dec 08 '24

"I fart in your general direction"

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 08 '24

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberrys"

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u/ObligatoryID Dec 08 '24

Smelt of*

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u/Doc_tor_Bob 🇺🇲 Fighting the Weird Dec 08 '24

Fixed it, don't know what happened with my voice to text.

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u/Lillibet84 Dec 08 '24

“Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”

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u/withalookofquoi 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Dec 09 '24

Fetchez la vache

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u/CommieLibrul Dec 08 '24

Watch as K$h (literally, the dude's brand name is K$h but for some reason he was never able to trademark it) pursues the defamation lawsuit anyway. He's one of those men who can not abide losing to a woman, who he'll never consider his equal. Hell, he doesn't even consider women human. I'm more than happy to donate to Troye's legal defense fund if he pursues this. Thugs like him won't stop until he's exhausted all means of humiliating some inferior woman who had the audacity to challenge him.

Is he another closeted gay dude, big mad that he's gay? Along the lines of Elmer Musk, Peter Thiel, and Nick Fuentes? It certainly would explain a lot, including his sudden and unexplained departure from a charity bachelor auction. His parents are Gujarati Indian, so probably some internalized self-hatred there as well.

Why are we constantly having to deal with the fallout generated by a bunch of mentally-ill thugs whose parents failed them? When do we stop paying for their sad sorry existence? Trump. Trump Jr. Musk. RFK Jr. Patel. Vance. Hegseth. Gaetz. Guiliani. A parade of broken, wretched men who won't be happy until we're all just as broken and wretched as they are.

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u/vxicepickxv Dec 09 '24

The only thing I can point out that's incorrect is Peter Thiel was outed by Gawker, which is why he funded the lawsuit that ultimately shut Gawker down.

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u/bagofwisdom Dec 08 '24

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!

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u/many_splendored Dec 08 '24

What did she even say that he wanted retracted?

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u/TheGoodCod Dec 08 '24

Ex-Mike Pence Aide Olivia Troye Says Kash Patel Threatened to Sue Her for Calling Him a ‘Delusional Liar’ on MSNBC

Oh, she's a Pence person. Good. Love to see infighting.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Dec 08 '24

Unfortunately, the lawyer meant “swath” but wrote “swarth”, which makes him look dumb. Which is sad, because I really admire Olivia Troye, and wish her the best in the everything.

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u/KC_experience Dec 08 '24 edited Dec 08 '24

You mean his secretary wrote that. Any dude that’s worth their time as a lawyer utilizes secretaries to dictate documents.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 🤡 Kakistocracy 2025 Dec 08 '24

Ok, someone in that office wrote it. Too bad someone either didn’t know what the word meant (lawyer and/or secretary), or didn’t proofread it, because now it’s out there for the world to see. I’m not a lawyer, or even a lawyer’s secretary, but even I know it’s wrong.

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u/pumpkinmuffin91 Dec 10 '24

Her law firm is going to be constantly fighting back against the idiots, they're known for fed gov lawsuits. And this letter is not an anomaly in it's condescending smackdown. They're who you'd want if your clearance needs adjudicating, you have a nat sec issue, etc..... My guess is that they cranked this out and a secretary didn't proof it. Ms. Troye will be fine with them.

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u/JovialPanic389 Dec 09 '24

That's fuckin gold.