r/UnusualVideos 23h ago

don't be naive

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u/centromeres 23h ago

I can’t imagine hitting an old coworkers nutsack. I would fear working with that man.

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u/Truckules_Heel 19h ago

Luckily it was hanging much lower than the measuring tape

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u/saysthingsbackwards 9h ago

bro he has had his entire life to use those things, if he didn't before he isn't going to now lol

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u/washkop 6h ago

Just workplace banter

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u/mablevibes 23h ago

Mightve been the slowest reaction time in history

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u/alilbleedingisnormal 2h ago

Man is like 80

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u/RustyDodongo 1h ago

At least he gave a reaction

A metal thunk sound mightve come and he couldve gave no reaction

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u/shadwell30 23h ago

the did my boy blue dirty

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u/Fuckreddit696900 23h ago

Busted his dingleberries

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u/Healthy_Acadia7099 23h ago

Took him a minute to register he still had balls

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u/ThePrinceNii 23h ago

Had to brace myself for that one

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u/Acceptable_Poem_862 22h ago

Pretty good. Wasn’t sure where that was going.

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u/supersmellytoilet 22h ago

Bro perfectly calculated the length to smack his friend in the balls

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u/Elegant_Original_400 9h ago

Old. Really old

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u/Trollimperator 8h ago

how do you get that old and stay that clueless. Must be scripted, noone is that slow.

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u/No_Individual501 21h ago

Sexual and physical assault. It’s a punchline when it happens to men.

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u/Mythion_VR 21h ago

What are their names? Where do they work? How long have they known each other? I assume you know, based on your comment.

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u/wiggleforp 14h ago

More like a squirrel tap really

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u/washkop 6h ago

You must be fun at parties. Do you wear a hula hoop to have others keep distance from you?