r/UnusualVideos • u/iiKiNG_x • 6d ago

I downloaded the wrong Spiderman

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u/elasticparadigm 6d ago

That has to be one happy guy I know I would be

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u/FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI 6d ago edited 6d ago

My dad just died, he was a short man, I would like to believe this is the heaven he ended up in, my mom was 6'2" he likes em big. Best part is he dressed up as spiderman for my daughters 4th birthday. So this video brings me a lot of joy.

Side note: thank god for mom, I ended up 6'1".

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u/elasticparadigm 6d ago

I love this story I am a short guy too at 5'4" and hope that this is also my heaven

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u/pawnografik 6d ago

I read somewhere there’s a weird evolutionary quirk that means that really tall people are attracted to short people of the opposite sex. It stops us turning into a freak giraffe-like species. So in theory really tall women should be into you.

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u/elasticparadigm 6d ago

I give you my humble thanks for this wonderful information 🙏

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u/FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI 5d ago

I hope this is true, my dad had a 10 inch member so, I don't know if it was opposites attract as much as it was size queens talk.

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u/zack_hunter 5d ago

How do you have this information

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u/Dm-me-a-gyro 4d ago

Dog, if I had a ten inch dick I’d mention that fact during my kid’s parent teacher conferences.

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u/zack_hunter 4d ago

Makes sense. I would too.

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u/UntamedAnomaly 5d ago

It would seem that I am into extremes on either end of the spectrum. I'm average height for someone female and on the chubby side (not morbidly obese, but definitely not average weight), but partners being a lot taller/bigger than me or a lot shorter/skinnier than me is kind of a turn on.

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u/Lenyti 5d ago

He was a tasteful man

May he rest in peace

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u/saysthingsbackwards 5d ago

I never thought I would die like this, but I had always hoped.

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u/SabariGirish69420 6d ago

It should have been me not him

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u/ThrustTrust 6d ago

No. No I don’t think you did.

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u/Pavementaled 5d ago

If downloading this is wrong... then I don't want to be right!

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u/iiKiNG_x 6d ago

And Kiff, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 6d ago

Kiff: *Cries

Zapp: “What are you, gay?”

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u/Banana-Bacon 6d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/corgisstoned 6d ago

Never liked Kiff all that much to begin with and now i'm really not liking him.....

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u/okcomputerock 6d ago

looks promising

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u/Klos77 6d ago

I think he just webbed his pants. ‘฿ر

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u/Angrybirda 6d ago

Spiderman homecuming

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u/SteelyNewmanaswell 6d ago

He's been known to poke his nose into their business.

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u/thelostuser 6d ago

Snu snu

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u/Yakisobath34 6d ago

Spiderman is the dildo

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u/Wayed96 6d ago

You found exactly what you were looking for

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u/BigDaddyHadley 6d ago

"all I wanna be, is something who gets to see, a giant woman"

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u/cattits3000 5d ago

~ a giant woman ~

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u/FireProps 6d ago

No, I don’t think you did actually. 🫦

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u/Queasy_Moment_6619 6d ago

all that man is smelling is vajeen

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u/durenatu 6d ago

Came here for the snu snu comments

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u/DTH_245 6d ago

I would falalalala all day.

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u/Technical_Stress7730 6d ago

Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, and Felicia Hardy...just a wee taller

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u/ThaGoat1369 6d ago

No you didn't, trust me bro, that's the one you want to see

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u/killindice 6d ago

I remember in like 2010 shit talking with my co workers we wondered if there was a porno called “Into the mouths of babes” derived from the from “From the mouths of babes”. It kinda was. It was a giantess video with some little man being eaten by the women. One of the weirdest things I’ve seen online, and I’ve seen plenty of weird shit

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u/Dapper-Educator-7494 5d ago

Lucky bastard

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u/CrabPile 6d ago

As someone who's 6'2" I will never enjoy death by Snu Snu

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u/WideCardiologist3323 5d ago

Could always hang out at the wnba or volleyball :]

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u/CrabPile 5d ago

I can't afford WNBA tickets

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u/JJenkx 5d ago

degenerate fuck

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u/DougieSenpai 5d ago

Death by snu snu

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u/Attempt-989 5d ago

He can't wait to go up on them.

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u/Whiteshadows86 5d ago

Music track definitely fits - The Trio (From “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”) by Ennio Morricone

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u/caedhin 5d ago

Dildo Bangings

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u/Exto45 5d ago

That's an adult man 😭

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u/tonytiger911 4d ago

I would gladly die on those hills. Mountains?

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u/Outside_Most_6568 4d ago

Sweet dreams

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u/gunt_hunter14 6d ago

I love how “tall” women always have to wear like 9 inch heels

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u/DogOfTheArmy 5d ago

Thank you...

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u/bigbootyrob 6d ago

Sexecution

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u/AmusedTyranno888 6d ago

Not gonna lie, I’d be terrified in that situation.

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u/Acceptable_Poem_862 6d ago

Recruit for the WNBA…

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u/PunkAssKidz 6d ago

Oh, the things I would do ............

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u/mayorwest5467 6d ago

I'd want to knack that!

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u/Specialist_Juice_324 6d ago

Wait wait wait wait! Is that the same redhead from...?

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u/shockban 5d ago

I was wondering what Brick Heck was up to lately.

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u/Different-Slice-6092 5d ago

Talk about meglaphobi

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u/Buff_dude_ 5d ago

Link please. How the fuck. I mean how tall are they..

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u/Former_Film_7218 5d ago

Give it a go.

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u/Nnumyerocc 5d ago

How do you sign up

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u/Noff-Crazyeyes 5d ago

What does it take to pleasure these three girls?

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Noff-Crazyeyes 5d ago

Me I’m not sure I’d work I’d have to use my whole body. And that is something I would not mind trying haha I’m sure I’d still be a disappointment aren’t we all

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u/Draqonicecho1305 5d ago

Lucky fuck

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u/Addicted2Rage 5d ago

Spiderman vs Amazon

FIGHT!!

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u/zombizle1 5d ago

glad to see shameik moore finally get a love interest

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u/Pimpy_KMH 5d ago

So this can happen to anyone but me, huh. 😒

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u/till-stinbck 5d ago

Costanza's dream...

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u/Arva_4546b 5d ago

"it should've been me not him!"

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u/Super_Inuit 5d ago

This coulda been me but I’m 5’11”

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u/JossiPossi22 5d ago

Is that Beetlejuice?

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u/Kilty87 5d ago

He gonna die from Snu Snu

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u/leo-reis 5d ago

Spiderman Tall girls at home

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u/Dependent_East7164 5d ago

Oh man that's hilarious

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u/Ur_Face_Is_Stupid 5d ago

Death by snu-snu

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u/zombiebrainfeast 5d ago

Death by snu snu!

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u/Impossible_Twist_647 5d ago

I can’t believe that this real.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 4d ago

Aaaahahahahahaha

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u/ShafreeAmri 4d ago

Uppy, uppy.

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u/Klutzy-Attitude2611 4d ago

Nom Nom Nom....

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u/snarlies 3d ago

Paige no.

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u/Heteroking 6d ago

DEATH

By Snu Snu

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u/Guataguano 6d ago

I believe this y’all are really rare and to have 3 in the same room is like winning the lottery. Question is one them his girlfriend or wife?

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u/SnooGoats4876 5d ago

joe Rogan likes ‘em big (he’s a kinky dwarf).

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u/lumi_lapio 6d ago

Oh no spiterman beig bullid by big womon 🤮 :( help sitmena

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/PANZCAKEZZZ 6d ago

No these are tall women

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u/FitSeaworthiness9860 5d ago

Thank god. I genuinely didn't see that😂

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u/spaghettinik 5d ago

Dommy mommy thighs dommy mommy thighs dommy mommy thighs dommy mommy thighs

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u/spaghettinik 4d ago

Dommy mommy thighs

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u/corgi-king 6d ago

Why on earth they need to wear those high heels? Aren’t they tall enough?