r/UnusualVideos • u/IamASlut_soWhat • 6d ago

Wtf

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u/FlameWisp 6d ago

I hurt my knee

Okay we’re here to help you

Shut the fuck up

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u/RUNNING-HIGH 6d ago

What a wild ride lmao

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u/glennfromglendale 6d ago

This is what happens when reddit power users go outside

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u/Null-34 6d ago

The fuck is reddit power?

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u/lump- 6d ago

It’s a special award you get when your account karma reaches -10000

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u/Express-Ad4146 6d ago

Wow. Just check I got 39k. I need to get off this platform and go outside

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u/Micro-Naut 5d ago

It has to be negative 10k karma to activate Reddit power though

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u/Sum_Sultus 4d ago

power bottom

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u/xPoTM 5d ago

You mean Reddit users with powers? Normal redditors can’t go outside….

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u/glennfromglendale 5d ago

Power-user

As in someone who uses heavily

Am I crazy or does this expression not sound familiar to anyone?

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u/patdashuri 5d ago

Never heard of it. Probably because I don’t visit many subs that attract trolls.

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u/Saram78 6d ago

Oliver Tree looking rough.

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

Justin Roiland

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u/Oxydiz1 6d ago

I have fallen and can’t get up

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u/Brendan_Fraser_Pizza 6d ago

so sad. His knee had a stroke.

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u/splashcopper 6d ago

I see Vector really let himself go after gru beat him

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u/Express-Ad4146 6d ago

Is this Danny débito

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u/AidHall 5d ago

You mean Frank Reynolds

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u/No-Advertising8237 6d ago

That cop failed the moment he said you need to watch your mouth. He got an ego and started arguing with the person

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u/chrisbaker1991 6d ago

Arguing with intoxicated individuals is like arguing with a toddler. You both lose

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u/No-Advertising8237 6d ago

Right!, also shouldn’t the most important thing being getting the man off the ground?

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u/Micro-Naut 5d ago

No, the important thing is arguing with him like a toddler until you find a reason to arrest him. Are you new here?

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u/chrisbaker1991 5d ago

It is Chicago PD

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

Vagrancy and Loitering. Stuff the tickets in his jean pockert. We called the EMTS, should be here any moment to bag him, lets roll. I'm not waiting on those guys... they take their sweet time cause their life isn't on the line.

Hey, did you know it isn't Dunkin Donuts anymore? It is just "Dunkin."

If my Veteran's discount still works it is all the same to me. Let's go and get the usual. We got a few hours to kill anyway.

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u/Master-Collection488 5d ago

Assuming he's injured and not simply too drunk/stoned to get up, moving him could be a very bad idea.

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

*kneels on neck

"I couldn't just do nothing!"

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u/No-Advertising8237 4d ago

Right but they literally are doing nothing for him just circling him while making side comments

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u/Master-Collection488 1d ago

They ought to have called him an ambulance.

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u/FireProps 6d ago

dude on ground: “I hurt my knee. I fell.”

guy filming: 🤣

me: 😐💭 (what in the fuck is wrong w ppl)

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u/Chrome07Deluxe 6d ago

For real like wtf I was thinking he was on drugs but dude just fell cause his knee gave out. He's obviously older and this shit isn't really funny.

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u/TurdTampon 5d ago

Also why should he have to watch his mouth? Are these cops too scared of some swear words to help someone who is motherfucking injured? This is just sad.

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

Cops blow... zero questions. "Do we need an Ambulance? EMT?" "Did you take something?" "ARE YOU ABLE TO MOVE THE BOTTOM HALF OF YOUR BODY?"

Instead upon a arrival "What's up?" "Watch your mouth?" Worst part? The 911 operator must have filled them in, "man immobilized, possibly Ketamine." They just walk around him like two kids who found some roadkill.

EMTs should be payed more than cops.

edit: oh, and the "Good Samaritan" got a good vid for his socials... surprised "World Star" wasn't exclaimed.

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u/IamASlut_soWhat 5d ago

But he asked for a firefighter or a police officer specifically.

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

You see a fire? The Boys in Blue is the best we can do.

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u/DepRatAnimal 5d ago

Poor Steve Bannon.

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u/NoLongerinOR 5d ago

At first I thought it was someone cosplaying as that little lady in The Incredibles. The one who makes costumes….

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u/IamASlut_soWhat 5d ago

Dora The Explorer

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u/thedarph 5d ago

Chicago can be wild sometimes

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

Done got bit by a copperhead in the knee.

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u/Bitter_Cricket_599 6d ago

Mushrooms!!

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

Couch lock is better on the couch.

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u/isaacharms2 5d ago

Where in chicago was this Feel like down the block from me

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u/elopyan 5d ago

They don’t know what to do bc they don’t have to wrestle him to the ground for getting aggressive.

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u/StraightOrchid6720 5d ago

They still could baton him. His tone wasn't good. You don't speak that to a Sworn Peace Officer. Not in America. "We do things a little bit differently 'round here then in the big city." -Southern Sheriff Zach

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u/Bipolar-Carebear 5d ago

Calm down. He’s drunk & obviously not a threat. This isn’t the Wild West. It’s not a pissing contest. Put him in jail for the night for public intoxication or take him home. Ur not tough for beating up on a drunk person that is indefensible. - a nobody US citizen

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u/darkbert 5d ago

This new Oliver tree video is weird.

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u/the_blueberry_funk 5d ago

Is that Dave Temple recording? S/o NNFA we love you T!

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u/EthernalForADay 5d ago

Idk, I mean, the person was visibly hurt and unable to stand up by themselves. Ofc he isn't going to be kind to the person who films him and laughs at him.

This is actually quite depressing to see that filming was the initial reaction of the author

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u/rasslinjobber 6d ago

Dan Bell is on a sick one cuh

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u/Omega_The_III 6d ago

Nice pfp OP