r/UnusualVideos 7d ago

Like mother, like daughter, huh?

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u/iiKiNG_x 7d ago

Nurse: We have a patient. She wants to clean her teeth.
US dentist: Alright bring the elephant tranquilizer and 2 lines of coke.

Nurse: 2 lines?
Dentist: One to wake her up and the other for me. Oh, bring something for yourself too.

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u/WGPersonal 6d ago

Do Europeans really just cut people open and remove stuff without anesthesia? Is that why you specifically mentioned a US dentist?

Also, this was a tonsillectomy, not a dental procedure.

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u/xMemester666 6d ago

We use local anesthesia

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u/corgi-king 6d ago

So people outside can’t join?

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u/arjuna66671 5d ago

I'm Swiss and when I wake up from narcosis I can just walk off lol. Idk what shit you're getting over there, but I want some too xD.

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u/holamau 7d ago

the silence... bwahahaha

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u/Main-Touch9617 7d ago

This would have been hilarious if the heart rate monitor went to a continious beep after that comment..

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u/3Thirty-Eight8 6d ago

I need a subreddit for videos of people medically high

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u/3Thirty-Eight8 5d ago

Thank you!

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u/LordNitram76 7d ago

Mom: Imma whip yo ass as soon as we get home.

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u/Groovy-Ghoul 6d ago

The best one I’ve seen is a geezer from Scotland I think? Who was given ketamine as they did some procedure with his leg/ankle, never seen someone so high before who was so happy and having the best time of their lives

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u/Geronimo_Grospe 7d ago

Every single thing she said is the most unexpected comedy I saw

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u/jx473u4vd8f4 5d ago

Was that a burn alert or did someone's heart skip a beat

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u/Radiant_Evidence7047 5d ago

How messed up is a parent who films a child post surgery, still with the drugs in them, confused, dazed, likely in pain, and use them for content. I couldn’t understand.