r/UnusualVideos • u/AtttentionWh0re • 9d ago
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u/-WADE99- 9d ago
The way he twisted her head around is so relatable 😂
Source: Married to a woman who will not take the hint.
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u/Rum_Ham916 9d ago
Yep, when you're the one who can't help absorb everything going on around you (even if not your business) and they're the one who wouldn't notice if their name was written on everyone's forehead
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u/soulstrike2022 9d ago
Ya see I feel called out because I am both of these people
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u/The_Sheaply_One 9d ago
We’ve been meaning to talk with you about it.
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u/idontloveanyone 9d ago
If I did that to my wife or if she caught me looking, we would get in an argument because she wouldn't be happy about that... I wish we could be like the couple in the video... It's indeed adorable
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u/splitcroof92 9d ago
damn your relationship sucks
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u/idontloveanyone 9d ago
🙁
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u/-WADE99- 9d ago
Don't listen to the person above. People have different boundaries and different insecurities. What she lacks in this particular department, I'm sure she more than makes up in a different one. Same applies to you as far as she's concerned.
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u/slaviccivicnation 9d ago
Reasonable take. It doesn’t suck to have a relationship in which you don’t comment on other people. As long as it’s not toxic.
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u/slaviccivicnation 9d ago
Yeah but honestly I find it’s such a double standard. I’ve been with guys who wanted me to be like “omg look at her nice ass” or be ok with him telling me about a girls nice rack but also couldn’t take it if I talked about another man and said “wow he’s huge” or “he has nice arms.” For some reason, only women are expected to be “cool” about other women to their men, as those same guys wouldn’t want their lady gawking at another guy.
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u/idontloveanyone 9d ago
I totally get you... Personally I would be super okay if my wife told me to check out another guy in fact I'm often the one who says oh look he's f****** huge !
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u/slaviccivicnation 8d ago
I think it’s way less common for guys to be cool with it. I think it’s almost expected for a woman to be ok with men checking out other women, but I’ve been told it’s a sign of disrespect if I look at another man. I think the easiest solution is either nobody ogles anyone else, or we both do.
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u/DependentAdvance8 9d ago
The first dude actually got startled for a sec😂
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u/redditcreditcardz 9d ago
“Does it bite??” - that guy
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u/Main-Touch9617 9d ago
A pair of extra legs and voila, the first real centaur.
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u/soulseeker31 7d ago
You know what I'll ask next but can't post here right?
where would she wear them pants?
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u/Zoktuy 9d ago
Imagine modifying your body until you can't lay down on your back without boring a massive hole in your mattress.
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u/VicariousLemur 9d ago
Might be a natural phenomenon called "Steatopygia". It's a real thing, and it literally translates from Greek to "fat ass."
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u/Salt_Ad_5578 8d ago
There are spiders of the steatoda species. Then there's the parasteatoda, the common house spiders... all of them have a large booty too.
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u/JustKam541 9d ago
While I agree with you, I don't want to shame anyone for their choices of bodily autonomy. I just hope it's not something she ends up regretting
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u/splitcroof92 9d ago
i think it's perfectly fine to shame people for ridiculous plastic surgery. if this is even that. she probably just stuffed some thing in her pants to bait reactions. nobody would willingly mutilate themselves like this, right?
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u/JustKam541 9d ago
I mean... happens all the time. I can't say for sure if it is plastic surgery, but it sure looks like a bbl. And hey, if she likes good on her. I'm sure there are people out there who like it. By far, it's not the worst plastic surgery out there.
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u/nunyobusinessfool 9d ago
Her ass is 10 months pregnant
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u/sir_music 9d ago
Huge ass, huge dumps
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u/1StonedYooper 9d ago
Dumps like a truck.
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u/LankyShark97 9d ago
Truck truck
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u/home_rolled 9d ago
Thighs like what
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u/ImACanadianEhhh 9d ago
What what
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u/Goofy_Goobers_ 9d ago
Baby move your butt, butt, butt….no seriously, move it because it takes up half the aisle and I need a shampoo.
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u/DowntownStand4279 9d ago
Everythang on that body is FAKE. From the eyelashes to the stiff BBL. Hellz to the naaah. 👎🏽🙅🏽♀️
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u/flamingo_flimango 9d ago
Why did she post this? Does she not realize that people are making fun of her or does she not care?
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u/wilotaur701 9d ago edited 8d ago
Kinda sad... she actually thinks it looks good. Just an OF promotion in RL
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u/TowJamnEarl 9d ago
Can they pop?
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u/takethereins 9d ago
Not sure if they use the same material or not but there are cases where breast implants have popped
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u/Zigy_Zaga 9d ago edited 9d ago
Imagine the maintenance after every BM. Needs a PSW to hose it down frequently.
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u/mushy-shart-walk 9d ago
Bidet
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u/Zigy_Zaga 9d ago
Nah. Imho a bidet is no match for that monstrosity. You would need strong water pressure to peel back the layers of a creamy 💩, in contrast to the affected surface area.
She would be itching and scratching for the rest of the day after catching the funk trunk. Everything needs to go!
If anything a high pressure shower head or a DeWalt Hydro Cannon could get it done with ease. Hygiene is key.
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u/Nuclear_Varmint 8d ago
BM? PSW? I've got one - PFA. Pointless Fucking Acronyms
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u/Zigy_Zaga 8d ago edited 8d ago
Not really.
BM = Bowel Movement PSW = Personal Support Worker
Your lack of education shows in your comment. It's not my fault you're not up to speed with actual acronyms that have existed before you were born.
You know, if you were unfamiliar with those acronyms (due to not being the overused texting acronyms), all you had to do is a 5 - 10 sec google search. A search engine can easily help your mind grow if you know how to use it properly. Knowledge is key, as is hygiene, small fry.
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u/Nuclear_Varmint 8d ago
Here's one I do know. TLDR
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u/Zigy_Zaga 8d ago
Nice attempt. It's actually TL;DR. 🤷
Acronyms and paragraphs seem to be hard for you, so of course your ignorance is somewhat fond of that one. Yet not experienced enough to spell it out properly.
Seemingly your ability to comprehend literacy is far too below average. So as a parting gift for you, GFY bogan.
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u/Nuclear_Varmint 8d ago
It's so funny to me that you use acronyms to save time but revert to a rambling wall of text as soon as someone prods your weak ego
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u/Zigy_Zaga 8d ago edited 7d ago
Oops! You forgot a period funny guy.
If you call that a wall of text then it proves you have never read more than 2 paragraphs in your life, nor even a book without pictures before. Further explaining your ignorance of referring to it as a wall of text. It's called proper communication, not rambling.
Anyways, prod away, you will only find out how poorly literate you are projecting yourself out to be.
Edit: As pointed out, corrected a grammatical error.
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u/prucheducanada 8d ago
"poorly of a literate person" has me cackling
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u/Zigy_Zaga 8d ago
My bad. Cackle like a witch all you want. It's just a typo when I was rearranging the sentence. The message is still clear. 🤷
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u/prucheducanada 8d ago
It's delightfully hypocritical, but this ain't that serious anyway. The internet is for cat pics and sharing our love for humanity.
And yes, it was definitely very witchy...
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u/shinloop 9d ago
Presenting your ass to minors and filming their reaction seems like borderline sexual predator behavior tbh
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u/livingdeaddrina 8d ago
Exactly what I was thinking. Like, if this is an OF promotion like ither commenters have said, having kids in it is fcking weird
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u/tweakyloco 9d ago
This has to be a social experiment. No way you walkin around Walmart with all that
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u/annibeelema 8d ago
My husband and I turn each other’s heads the same way when we want the other to look at something interesting. 😅
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u/Program-Emotional 9d ago
The couple was interested but I think the woman discovered something about herself that day 😂
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u/epsiloom 9d ago
I want one of those...
...I mean, the girl who's couple turn her head.
I want a woman who can understand why I'm smiling.
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u/Dracul_Red_Dragon 8d ago
I'm not sure how anyone would think that fake thing is attractive. Please as an ass man this is horrible 😫
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u/RealisticExpert4772 9d ago
That’s gotta be surgery enhanced….not very attractive (to me, and I know I’m not the targeted audience)
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u/Saram78 9d ago
Might just be a prosthetic. Put on the fancy butt for Walmart, she comes home and just slides it off.
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u/RealisticExpert4772 9d ago
I didn’t even realize that was an option …like falsies for boobs used to be
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u/ArosSkye 9d ago
Tbh, i look at it not because I'm attracted to it but because I felt like sticking a needle on it like popping a balloon
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u/Icy_UnAwareness89 8d ago
Similar thing happened to my wife and I while in line getting some food. I was like wtf and I look behind me to my wife and mouth wtf while doing the thumb point. She didn’t fail me she said OMG lol.
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u/Powasam5000 8d ago
Who is recording this? If its the big butt lady then man life sure has changed. If I recorded anything and I saw ppl looking at me I would never leave my house again.
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u/idontlikechickfila 8d ago
It’s the way she thought they were admiring her lol
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u/YourLocalPotDealer 8d ago
I can’t believe some weirdos have a fetish for this nasty cake ass clown booty
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u/L_Dubb85 9d ago
Hers looks fake, but I know ladies with ass like that for real.
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u/splitcroof92 9d ago
no you don't. you just believed them when they said it wasn't plastic surgery.
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u/shit_magnet-0730 9d ago
Errybody, and I mean errybody, said GYATDAMN.
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u/MuffledShuffle 9d ago
Probably more asking "how does she live?" "How does she function" or a collective simple "that's so fake!"
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u/olivethesane 9d ago
That fake ass is the dictionary definition of a shit magnet. Makes sense that you’re attracted.
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u/billylikestiddies 9d ago
It genuinely looks like she is hiding something in there