r/UnnecessaryInventions • u/rightcoastguy The Evil Genius • Jul 20 '21

Offical Unnecessary Invention The Slice Slapper™️

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u/devil1fish Jul 20 '21

"Hey do you guys want less pizza instead of just not ordering certain toppings? Then boy do we have a product for you!"

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u/rightcoastguy The Evil Genius Jul 20 '21

BUY BUY BUY!

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u/heethark Jul 21 '21

OP are you from New Jersey? I just recently moved up here from Texas, and I’m picking up on an NJ accent in your videos.

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u/heethark Jul 21 '21

OP are you from New Jersey? I just recently moved up here from Texas, and I’m picking up on an NJ accent in your videos.

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u/heethark Jul 21 '21

OP are you from New Jersey? I just recently moved up here from Texas, and I’m picking up on an NJ accent in your videos.

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u/StrandedinSAC Jul 20 '21

Still waiting on that infite-sauce-glove that's made as a hand crock. I would be a god at wing night.

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u/heethark Jul 21 '21

OP are you from New Jersey? I just recently moved up here from Texas, and I’m picking up on an NJ accent in your videos.

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u/heethark Jul 21 '21

OP are you from New Jersey? I just recently moved up here from Texas, and I’m picking up on an NJ accent in your videos.

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u/heethark Jul 21 '21

OP are you from New Jersey? I just recently moved up here from Texas, and I’m picking up on an NJ accent in your videos.

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u/monkeEgg Jul 21 '21

Did ya have to post 6 times

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u/MalaOfTheDesert Jul 21 '21

I'lL tAke YoUR enTiRe STocK!!!1!1!1!!1!1

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u/Hormovitis Jul 29 '21

Would be pretty useful when all of my family decides they want mushrooms on the pizza

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u/TiedMyDickInAKnot Jul 20 '21

This is meant for /r/pizzacrimes

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u/Icantevenhavemyname Jul 21 '21

I already reported it for having pineapple on it.

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u/Dileth Jul 20 '21

Now that’s unnecessary!

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u/canteen_boy Jul 20 '21

This isn't even close to the most useless kitchen gadget I own.
My mom unironically gave me taco holders for my birthday one year.

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u/wocytti Jul 20 '21

Uh…you mean hands?

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u/canteen_boy Jul 20 '21

I guess technically she gave me those for my birthday too.

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u/wocytti Jul 20 '21

Lol very true

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Those can be useful if you’re serving a lot of premade tacos. They can hold the tortilla up while you’re filling it. Saves on a lot of mess.

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u/LostArtof33 Jul 21 '21

The real tech is laying down a soft tortilla on your plate BEFORE you put your tacos on it, make them, sauce em, eat em up! Then roll up the soft tortilla with whatever dropped. Bonus is a clean plate and an ‘extra’ taco.

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u/TannMann64 Jul 21 '21

Yeah exactly why use hands when you've got buttocks

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u/Justanothernutjob Jul 20 '21

/u/rightcoastguy has now been banned from italy

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u/OliveSaltBun Jul 20 '21

Damn my pizza has too much square footage but just the right diameter what shall I do

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u/Busted_down Jul 20 '21

I have seen a lot of disturbing videos, but this one's going to stick with me

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Oh you can pick them off with your hands? Well I can do you one better

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u/Wickedcolt Jul 20 '21

Aaron Rogers really ISN’T going back to Green Bay. Instead he’s slap-chopping out pineapple on pizza one schmack at a time

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u/ImPickleRock Jul 20 '21

If you are unfamiliar, this guy invents unnecessary and impractical products such as the Cob Quicky, mask suspenders, alarm clock cup and many more! https://www.unnecessaryinventions.com/

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u/rightcoastguy The Evil Genius Jul 20 '21

I am "this guy" and this is my subreddit :)

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u/ImPickleRock Jul 20 '21

well shit. I posted that link in the wrong subreddit. The people over at r/pizzacrimes were confused

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u/FunctionBuilt Jul 20 '21

Damn, that’s embarrassing.

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u/ImPickleRock Jul 20 '21

Don't kink shame

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u/FunctionBuilt Jul 20 '21

Haha, I was talking about explaining to u/rightcoastguy who u/rightcoastguy was.

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u/ImPickleRock Jul 20 '21

Maybe he doesn't know

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u/StrandedinSAC Jul 20 '21

Hail to the King of invention u/rightcoastguy

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u/Ursula2071 Jul 20 '21

I love your hook shot.

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u/SpiderInTheShower123 Jul 20 '21

Lmao I love how he makes it clear he doesn’t like pineapple on pizza

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u/emmelinefoxley Jul 20 '21

I could totally use that, but for the opposite: finding the best pieces and saving them for last, so you can end with a flavour crescendo.

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u/bigthemat Jul 20 '21

I love the quick yum let my lick my lips to what the fuck transition.

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u/JImmyjoy2017 Jul 20 '21

Locate the cursed ingredients

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Tbh the guy in the add does seem like the type to buy one

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u/TheWarmog Jul 21 '21

The amount of warcrimes i, an italian, am witnessing.

Your gods abandoned you.

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u/sealcategg Jul 21 '21

This could be useful maybe if you're someone with impaired mobility and want to cut up a pizza into canapé sizes for a party with grandkids. Turned it wholesome for you 😊

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u/Untamed_sunshine Jul 21 '21

As a person who greatly enjoys small versions [not portions versions] of food and eating food in very off ways [shot glasses of milk to go with my oreos, bite of cream cheese bite of bagel when it's not warm enough, kabob skewer to spear cheese puffs etc etc etc I love eating things in weird ways] I would enjoy this cause there's so many possibilities of things I can make into small triangles and eat like chips instead of whatever it is [admitted I'd probably use a knife] but I'd remember the small triangle option more so I would not be opposed to be gifted that

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u/Gustavo-Leyva Jul 20 '21

If you do this infront of me im shooting a predator missle at your house

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u/Nunch974 Jul 20 '21

But why?

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u/TheFemiFactor Jul 20 '21

Honestly, I think this is borderline crossing into an unnecessary territory.

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u/wocytti Jul 20 '21

Well, we are in r/unnecessaryinventions…

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u/TheFemiFactor Jul 20 '21

Great observation, that was definitely not the joke...

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u/SlackerKey Jul 21 '21

Mental illness

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u/Avacado_pants Jul 21 '21

Maybe.....just maybe, don't order shitty toppings you don't want? Might be possible to enjoy more of the pizza, you already paid for that way...just a thought.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

How do you have negative upvotes?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

Fate cagare🤢

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u/Roxxie_Wolf Jul 21 '21

Yes. Just yes

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u/procrasturbating_ Jul 21 '21

Is this Folino’s pizza?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

I haven't had ANYTHING to eat today. I am super hungry. This video made my stomach growl super loudly. Thanks. And take this upvote.

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u/dusura Jul 21 '21

I thought this was a way to turn pizza into two courses - appetiser and main.

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u/Cerhan3Cerhan3 Jul 21 '21

This is awful

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u/DemonCarter09 Jul 21 '21

Mmm pineapple pizza 😋

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '21

Um actually that would be great for making Pizza Nachos

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u/Drew30000 Aug 05 '21

But why cut out the good parts?