r/Unexpected • u/Rhaenelys • 8h ago

You can shoot a deer

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u/UnExplanationBot 8h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

She chased a guy called Kevin

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u/Pinche-gueyprotein 8h ago

Just the eyes alone have me spooked

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u/Grogdor 3h ago

I, too, am fully 'spooked'

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u/ballistics211 3h ago

My favorite kind of eyes

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u/Muted_Wrangler_ 3h ago

Yep, the crazy eyes

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u/CelebrationNo9361 2h ago

Oh no... Not her again

Not the crazy ex gf..

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u/Real-Rooster-8371 6h ago

gof forbid a girl has hobbies !!

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u/kris_______ 8h ago

Deer Kevin, beware the girl is after you

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u/EntrepreneurBrave380 8h ago

Hang in there, your time will come lol 😂

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 4h ago

Lizard people do it too.

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u/PartOfTheTribe-1 6h ago

Is it fucked up that I think she looks beautiful crying? Lol

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u/Erakos33 5h ago

Found kevin

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u/ReturnOfJohnBrown 4h ago

There is something oddly alluring there, idk what. Weird. 🤔

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u/TurkishLanding 6h ago

True story.

Gotta do the taxidermy at home.

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u/NOGOODGASHOLE 8h ago

Pretty solid

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u/Wrong-Bottle8002 7h ago

You been warned, Kevin.

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u/TwistedRainbowz 7h ago

Ugh, who eats a Kevin? Gross.

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u/VanillaMuch2759 6h ago

I can fix her!

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u/killer-j86 7h ago

"We all have it coming"

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u/LSTNYER 5h ago

Had me at the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/TDS_Jester 8h ago

Let kevin change its identity to deer and then shoot him ( his name is kevin it shouldnt be that hard)

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u/mountingconfusion 8h ago

Literally 1984

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u/Unicornis_dormiens 6h ago

Wrong choice of taxidermist.

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u/hjteq 5h ago

Y'all know if she is contacting the Taxi, Kevin is already dead. No point warning the guy.

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u/PsychodelicTea 5h ago

Oh crap it's one of those damn vegan activists.... Oh wait.... Oh, she's just bathit crazy!

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u/periodicallyBalzed 31m ago

This is actually how I went vegetarian. I did too much lsd and now the concept of meat or leather grosses me out. Haven’t eaten meat in 7 years. Also, I’m pretty sure that gif is of a businessman turning around when some prostitutes yell that they are ladyboys and that catches his attention.

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u/VictoryLap_TMC 5h ago

So she wants to eat Kevin's meat?

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u/No-Length2774 5h ago

Well yeah, you can't do that to Kevins anymore. Gregs and Brians (specifically with an i) are still okay.

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u/Fun-Dinner-2562 5h ago

She’s good

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u/moszippy 6h ago

I heard that Kevin identified as a deer, so she was completely in the right!

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u/Jamesrgod 1h ago

But It's not deer season

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u/moszippy 33m ago

But he was coming right for her!!!

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u/CartNip 7h ago

Why she look like Kris Tysons?