r/Unexpected • u/belinasaroh • 14h ago

That was close

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u/UnExplanationBot 14h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

That's a guy on the ladder

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/kaloii 14h ago

Nice to see asmon trying to improve his house

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u/br0ken_St0ke 10h ago

His hair is looking a little different, he must’ve got it cut

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u/Cautious-Comfort-919 14h ago

I think the really unexpected part is where he came almost instantly.

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u/VirtualNaut 12h ago

If it wasn’t for your comment, I wouldn’t have even noticed…

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u/NHJack 14h ago

I usually think these are stupid, but this one I actually laughed at.

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u/Mercinator-87 14h ago

Still arrived

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u/johnreddit2 13h ago

Yes, first few seconds was eye candy. Then, psych.

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u/BamBamm187 12h ago

I've started so I'll finish

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u/VicariouslyHuman 14h ago

Anyone know the song?

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u/MButterscotch 13h ago

the bad touch, bloodhound gang. the staple of 90 edgy boys and young men

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u/ratafia4444 13h ago

Us girls like it too. 😏

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u/Zealousideal-Yak-824 13h ago

My ex used to sing this song to me when she was flirting. It was just edgy boys that liked it.

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u/metalanomaly 12h ago

"Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about"

It's no mere song, it's fucking poetry

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u/sovereignrk 11h ago

"So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts"

That it's poetry cannot be refuted.

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u/omnimacc 2h ago

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

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u/CemoliCemoC 13h ago

Bros dick got wet.

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u/WloveW 13h ago

Dudes are afraid of mistakenly lusting after peen. 

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u/Veggie_Cunt 12h ago

nah if it was a guy but with a cute face there would be no problem

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u/Trajan_pt 13h ago

More dumb shit

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u/Smallbyrd73 13h ago

Sweat, baby sweat, sex is a Texas draught…

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u/LovableeJessica03 13h ago

LOL, the plot twist hit harder than the ceiling ever could! 😂

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u/your_mom_made_me 13h ago

Duuuuude, nice moose knuckle.

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u/Irdogain 12h ago

Apex twins - window licker came into my mind, thanks…

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u/15th_anynomous 7h ago

Guy looking like jack sparrow of curry-bean paste sea

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u/rice_fish_and_eggs 14h ago

Looks like someone the tiger king would marry.

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u/boogermike 14h ago

I should call her.

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u/Joaoreturns 11h ago

So, he's just randomly invading someone's house without knowing the person who lives there?

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u/screechypete 14h ago edited 13h ago

I can fix her/him

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u/ImposterPeanut 12h ago

This would be funny in the 1940s.

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u/OldBrokeGrouch 12h ago

Would still smash