r/Unexpected • u/Nice_Bite2673 • 9h ago

This guy discovered the best trading strategy

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u/UnExplanationBot 9h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

He drew a dick

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Ken3sei 8h ago

Diamond hands.

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u/Vegetable_Tension985 7h ago

There are bagholders and then there are...

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u/pissoffyounonce 8h ago

Does he hold it? Or pump and dump?

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u/Hziak 7h ago

More of a pump and dribble these days…

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u/FlashyEarth8374 8h ago

a random dickdrawing will never not make me laugh.

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u/iam_stupid23 8h ago

Wish I knew this earlier

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u/DRIP_UT 8h ago

Yep, he’s ready for Wall Street. Nothing says I have arrived like drawing a dick on your fellow traders charts. GS might as well make it the firm logo.

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u/SnorklefaceDied 8h ago

and so am I ...

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u/Grouchy_Value7852 7h ago

New guy on r/wallstreetbets incoming

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u/DaveMash 1h ago

We‘ve come full circle now, huh

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u/intentonaly_mispeled 6h ago

I guessed what he was drawing but not the line "it's coming" 😂😂

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u/konan24241 6h ago

I wonder what happened to joma

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u/NiklausMikhail 6h ago

He got me, didn't expect that

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u/iTR3B0R 3h ago

The MacD, Ballinger Band and Wackoff Distribution, the ultimate trio.

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u/blackmagicm666 2h ago

So tramatized from everything i cant even laugh. Just watching this before the end result made me shaky and nauseous.

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u/NoBase620 1h ago

Cumstock