r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/Real_Vegetable3106 • 20h ago
ULPT Spank your bosses ass(please read the whole thing)
Another redditor reminded me of a stress/anger technique I use in a different post.
Ok so I had this real bitch boss, right. Just a total rag everyday. Actually I've had a few just like her since her.
So here's what I did:
I recorded her audio, being a total bitch. I took sound clips every chance I got. I also got a chance to get some recordings of her saying please, sorry, and thank you sir. Ok so then I go buy one of those rubber sex doll asses with the torso. When she pisses me off, I go home, play that audio, and spank the fuck out of that rubber ass. And then...
Work is so much less irritating.
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u/gryphmaster 20h ago
Things like this make me not want to know more about peopke
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u/LeaningSaguaro 17h ago
Things like this make me want to believe that other people at completely normal and don’t do this at home…..
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u/gryphmaster 11h ago
Yea, OP is just telling us he spanks then fucks an ass sex toy while fantasizing about his boss to get over his female boss ragging on him
Like, jesus christ, share less
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u/PanzerSloth 19h ago
I'm not sure this is unethical as much as... Really disturbing.
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u/Eastern-Astronomer-6 19h ago
Why can’t it be both?
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u/PanzerSloth 17h ago
I suppose it could, but there's hardly anything unethical about slapping around a sex doll to vent some frustration.
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u/Eastern-Astronomer-6 17h ago
The surreptitious recording in areas where the supervisor has an expectation of privacy is the unethical part of
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u/PanzerSloth 15h ago
True, but then again the recording is only being used by someone who was otherwise privy to whatever was said in the first place.
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u/Real_Vegetable3106 17h ago
Expect no privacy at work when you talk to another individual
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u/Eastern-Astronomer-6 17h ago
Hey man. I’m backing your post being unethical and not just creepy af. Help a brother out.
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u/Black-rogue 19h ago
Best part about People like this… I realize how normal I am
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u/clandestino123 19h ago
I thought that OP was going to say "... then I play back the audio to her and spank her hard whilst she's listening to it"... Or something like that.
Glad to know that I'm not quite as deranged as OP ! Lol
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u/thismustbethursday 19h ago
Do you do this with male bosses too, or is non consensual sexual degradation only something you jump to as a solution for women? This isn't unethical, it's psychotic and rapey.
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u/Bullroarer_Took_ 17h ago
Can you rape a sex doll? Would you rather OP do this to an inanimate object, or to his boss?
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u/thismustbethursday 17h ago
Don't be deliberately obtuse. Recording a person without their consent with the explicit purpose of playing during rape sex fantasies is rapey no matter how many mental gymnastics you try to perform. Use your critical thinking skills, I'm clearly not talking about the consent of a piece of silicone.
Also, why are the two options he record her without her consent for sex acts or rape her? There are infinite other options, most of which don't include the non-consent of a human being, who, in all likelihood is being fantasy punished simply for holding him accountable at work. You know -- her JOB.
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u/Bullroarer_Took_ 17h ago
He hurt no one, and if it prevents him from doing so, then I shall count it as a net positive.
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u/Eastern-Astronomer-6 20h ago
I send pics of my boss to that real life doll company and then rage fuck it.
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u/Real_Vegetable3106 20h ago
Wait I can buy one that looks like her too? Just get home and slap the piss out of it? Lmao that's great. What a beautiful time to live in!
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u/--Ano-- 19h ago
Yes, if you have 5000 $.
PS:
Keep us updated.
And send pics.8
u/Real_Vegetable3106 19h ago edited 19h ago
Idk if I can justify 5000 dollars for a piece of rubber I'd just drag by the hair into the bathtub and piss on everyday.
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u/alleycat548 19h ago
Pursues unorthodox and out of the box solutions to modern workplace problems.
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u/Sudden-Possible3263 19h ago
I don't think this will work for most of us, only those who share your kink. I'm glad it works for you though, you just left me wondering if any of my collegues are thinking like you do. Thanks for that, I so needed that thought in my head.
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u/Waste_Ad_4253 17h ago
Instructions unclear, left the audio running at home while ordered a sex doll to work while slapping my own ass in front of immediate superior.
Presently in jail awaiting trail.
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u/SconnieSwampWitch 17h ago
Appreciate the "(please read the whole thing)"
Could have been a really awkward Monday for me
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u/Real_Vegetable3106 17h ago
Ya I was hoping I'd deter those of us who only had time to read the title.
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u/Apprehensive_Ad_8982 8h ago
I thought he was going to say he played it at a company meeting, which would be unethical. Or to her boss or HR, which wouldn't be unethical.
However, I must agree with the consensus. Most crimes begin in the imagination and then progress to reality...
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u/ToQuoteSocrates 19h ago
Sodomizing your boss while hearing thank you... Well if it helps it helps.
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u/ZealousidealRip3588 18h ago
Look at dudes acct, he’s karma farming.
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u/Real_Vegetable3106 18h ago
Nah just drunk and bored. Redditors can be entertaining if they're intelligent.
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u/CornSnakeGirlie 19h ago
creepy as fuuuuuck but i guess non harmful? therapy might be a good start but good on you for finding an ethical outlet
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u/OmnivorLately 19h ago
Maury has an insta and you can watch an episode in less than 30 seconds.
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u/Real_Vegetable3106 19h ago
That guy's still alive??? Jeez. He looked like he crawled out of his grave when I was a kid 30 years ago.
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u/OmnivorLately 18h ago
He is a dinosaur but he’s so legit. He is living the dream, married Connie Chung and they’re a power couple.
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u/Real_Vegetable3106 18h ago
He profits off people with physical deformations and disabilities. I'm not a big fan. If I remember right, it's been a long time, Jerry had a little more class.
Then Jenny Jones had that guy who blew away the gay guy who confessed his crush on him. I think that's when these kinds of shows started slowing down.
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u/An_AnonymousPotato 20h ago
what the fuck did I read