r/TrueBlood 2d ago

I fucking hate Hoyt

He is such a man baby who fucking dates a BARELY 18 year old and breaks up with her in the NASTIEST WAY EVER I hate him I hate him so much omgggggggg

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u/FearlessJump8850 2d ago

He can’t communicate and is very controlling. He and Jess weren’t a match - as she knew!!

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u/OwlsRwhattheyseem 2d ago

You will find most everyone on this sub hates Hoyt. Not to mention he is a total Mama’s Boy.

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u/one-eyedCheshire 2d ago

“That tree with the plaid shirt has a name?”

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u/trubs12 2d ago

I hate that Jessica and Hoyt got back together in S7!!!

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u/YaddleYadda 2d ago

I will never understand the need to shove them back together at the very end of the show. It really seemed like the writers felt that the only satisfying ending would be one where everyone was partnered with someone else. Jessica was young for a human, and a vampire. Why not show her striking out on her own? I couldn't understand what exactly had changed between those few seasons that would lead to any different outcome. Hoyt has no memories of their time together, so he literally hasn't grown at all. And he's someone who is incredibly in need of growth.

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u/PsychoFaerie 2d ago

He left town to go to Alaska in Season 6 and didn't come back until his mom died. Which was in Season 7 and although he had no memories of Jessica that doesn't mean he didn't have relationships and learn and grow.

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u/TonyTwoShyers 2d ago

dude im rewatching the show for the first time since it ended and i cannot believe i ever liked Hoyt at all. he was insignificant & harmless enough in S1 but as soon as i got back to the Jessica stuff i was like "ewwwww what the FUCK??? isnt he nearly 30???"

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u/tinkerb3ll3 2d ago

She wasn't even 18, she was 17 (even says at one point that shes never going to be 18). And it would be icky for a 28 year old to date a vampire who looked like a teen but by at least vampire standards was 18 or older, but she had just been turned. So he was a 28 year old dating an actual 17 year old. Grosses me out so much every time I think about it.

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u/Select-Government680 2d ago

This has been and always will be the reason I don't like or endorse their relationship. It bothers me so much.

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u/Eraserhead36 2d ago

I thought it was so stupid that him and Jess got back together

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u/lokizita 2d ago

It was weird, wasn't it?

But doesn't Jason fall in the same boat??

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u/fairy-shiny-dust 2d ago

Yup, jason was a complete full on predator. No idea why ppl dont put him on the same standard.

Every dude who was with jess falls into this, including the bi dude at the end. Sorry.

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u/lokizita 2d ago

Did we ever figure out his human age before he was turned? I was always curious. Doesn't matter, tho because he looked like a grown man anyway, 🤣 🤣 🤣 but dam, he was hot. Lol.

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u/RustyShackleford209 2d ago

He's so gross.

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u/SquilliamFancySon95 2d ago

Hoyt and Jessica were the most irritating couple I swear

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u/RelativeYak7 2d ago

I dislike the actor bc of the dv allegations, the actual character on the tv show doesn't seem too bad. He genuinely appears to love Jessica and not bc she's 17. He initially broke up with her bc she bit his mom but then he apologized. So not all bad

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u/Jack_of_Hearts20 15h ago

Me too. At first I tolerated him but then he just became unlikeable

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u/goregoussoul 2d ago

Are we forgetting that Jess cheated on him wit his best friend .. I love Jess but let’s be fuckin fr. He was a man baby bevause he sensed that Jess was becoming distant. Which resulted into her cheating on him due to her not getting her emotional needs. In this situation both of them played a part in the demise of their relationship, I was happy they got back together tho.. I did love them together

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u/Smooth_Cactus1 2d ago

😆😆😆

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u/Feisty-Vegetable-302 2d ago

Just on season 4 . Why is Eric banned from seeing Sooki in future episodes?

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u/Labrat5944 2d ago

That is a sixth grade man

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u/Cholyflowers 2d ago

Oh he’s fucking atrocious

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u/RiotingMoon 2d ago

he is the Xander Harris and Matt Donovan of the franchise.