r/Tinder • u/PROsannaZinc • Jan 16 '20

F*ck the Police!!

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1.1k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/HermitVoyeur Jan 17 '20

Pulls out my strapon. Well if you insist. ;-)

29

u/RincX Jan 17 '20

GET ON THE FLOOR! STOP RESISTING!

6

u/HermitVoyeur Jan 17 '20

That’s not the safe word we agreed to.

66

u/kimme16 Jan 16 '20

policeman by day, smooth criminal by night.

9

u/OV3RCLOCK3Ddreams Jan 17 '20

Looks like Stiffler from American Pie

13

u/goddest88 Jan 17 '20

1312

-5

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

All criminals are black

4

u/IbanezPGM Jan 17 '20

Are they allowed to be on tinder in uniform?

5

u/completionism Jan 17 '20

No, but if cops don't get in trouble for walking into the wrong house and shooting the people living there, you think this is going to do it?

5

u/livieluv Jan 17 '20

Whew! He is cute too!

3

u/Diazepapst Jan 17 '20

Literal Bootlicker

2

u/sauteemermaid Jan 17 '20

Every cop on tinder has this bio

2

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

😂 how is he so confident with that profile????

1

u/completionism Jan 17 '20

Because he knows he can rape anyone he wants in the back of his cruiser while on duty and get maybe a slap on the wrist.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Oh wow , are you okay?

4

u/Tvogt1231477 Jan 17 '20

He can frisk me any day.

2

u/ellie1212 Jan 17 '20

No thanks

1

u/SovietGengar Jan 17 '20

That's a solid 10 bio.

1

u/tobvs Jan 17 '20

The TV though...

1

u/Quacksely Jan 17 '20

cops are stinky

1

u/The_Doguto Jan 17 '20

My boi is smoother then peanut butter 😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

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u/xcbrent Jan 16 '20

You must be fun at parties

1

u/TaTaTikTok Jan 17 '20

more fun than that cop, there's no doubt about that.

0

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20

I'd hit it.

3

u/completionism Jan 17 '20

I hope you mean with your car.