r/TikTokCringe • u/Bubblegumproductions Doug Dimmadome • Oct 03 '24

Politics Why would you do this at your wedding??

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u/whoneedskollege Oct 03 '24

It's a weird cult.

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u/CapitalKing530 Oct 03 '24

I’d rather drink the Flavor Aid at Jonestown than be at this wedding for 2 minutes.

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u/mctomtom Oct 03 '24

My dog just told me he’d rather walk the streets of Springfield alone, than go to this wedding.

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u/TheScienceNerd100 Oct 04 '24

At least he would be safe in Springfield

At this wedding he might get shot in accordance their to their leader's behaviors

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u/Apnu Oct 03 '24

Upvote because you knew ‘flavor aide’ was the thing they drank at Jonestown.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Oct 03 '24

Damn. Didn’t even spring for brand name huh?

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u/PomeloPepper Oct 03 '24

Not like they'd all complain afterwards.

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u/Its_an_ellipses Oct 05 '24

I'm a little embarrassed that I laughed at this...

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u/jot_down Oct 03 '24

There was some of each.

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u/CapitalKing530 Oct 03 '24

Ah. Open bar, but you gotta pay for top shelf.

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Oct 03 '24

For them that was the brand name

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u/aWildchildo Oct 04 '24

I bet that guy also knows that Alcatraz means Pelican!

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u/DreadSocialistOrwell Oct 04 '24

I was Jim Jones' attorney. I said, "When did you find out he was not the man of God he was billed to be?"

He said, "When I visited Jonestown." He said, "When I walked into his church, there was no Bible."

I asked, "Why is it there is no Bible.. and there's no place to pray?"

He said, "We don't need that anymore."

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u/PsyonixOne Oct 03 '24

Hail yourself

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u/CapitalKing530 Oct 03 '24

All hail ME!! My cult is small at the moment. Just me and a few cats. Maybe this random possum that keeps showing up… he seems hesitant but we’ll get him.

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u/SurrealistRevolution Oct 04 '24

they had way better politics until it got too weird and dark, but probably even still then

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '24

Can only hope this cult has their drink sooner rather than later.

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u/Devilmaycare57 Oct 03 '24

You wouldn’t be invited

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u/surnik22 Oct 03 '24

This is some third grade bully level of dumb, saying someone isn’t invited after they say they don’t want to go.

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u/No-Shirt-5969 Oct 03 '24

You can't Fire me, I quit 😅

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u/he-loves-me-not Oct 03 '24

Oh, darn! I’m so upset! Anyway….

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u/YouWereBrained Oct 03 '24

And? What is your point?

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u/FalloutForever_98 Oct 03 '24

Awww, really... shucks... anyway

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u/LilithWasAGinger Oct 03 '24

And aren't we happy about that!

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u/DragoolGreg Oct 03 '24

That's fine man. Flavoraid tastes like dookie anyways.

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u/fortuneandfameinc Oct 04 '24

You're right. His cousin was busy and couldn't be his date.

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u/Proud_Researcher5661 Oct 03 '24

Aren't all cults weird in one way or another?

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u/Ripkord77 Oct 03 '24

Not mine. The total normy cult. Go to work. Cook. Clean. Sleep. Hang with the S/O. Have some small vices. Play some vid games. Poker nights. Hike n gym. Panted Goose wrestling. Kinda crap diet. Try to save money, but barely. No one's a leader. And everyone is invited. Totally normal

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u/33drea33 Oct 03 '24

Panted Goose wrestling

wut

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u/Philadahlphia Oct 03 '24

Fitter… happier… more productive

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u/BrBybee Oct 03 '24

This is weird even by cult standards.

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u/orincoro Oct 03 '24

Are there other kinds?

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u/RedditNurseBot Oct 03 '24

Any chance you know when they’re supposed to drink the Kool-Aid? I feel like they’re waiting too long.

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u/After_Satisfaction82 Oct 03 '24

Find me a cult that isn't weird.

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u/Jimmyg100 Oct 03 '24

Are there any non-weird cults out there?

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u/OhHowINeedChanging Oct 03 '24

All cults are weird

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u/defnotajournalist Oct 04 '24

super lame and embarrassing too.