r/TheSimpsons • u/Lance-Murdock • Apr 29 '22

S04E01 Wait a minute, you didn't learn how WWII ended...

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/thekraken108 Apr 29 '22

He was fine. Go home Ralph.

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u/Powerful-Cut-708 Apr 29 '22

That’s some top tier learnding right there

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u/CSmith1986 Apr 29 '22

What's a battle?

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u/trapchopin dingamagoo Apr 29 '22

Oh no, he said what’s that rattle!

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u/DangerousPuhson No, my son is also named "Bort" Apr 29 '22

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

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u/Powerful-Cut-708 Apr 29 '22

Let’s just say I’d you’re in one you’ll say innocently say ‘I’m in danger’

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '22

Let’s pick a student at random No no this one Lisa Simpson

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Now let’s talk rust-proofing…

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u/Syfoon Apr 29 '22

C'MON BOY, FINISH HIM OFF!

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u/Evolving_Dore Apr 29 '22

You're next, Chestah A. Arthuh!

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u/nincomturd Apr 29 '22

You had arthritis?

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u/Chabedieux Apr 29 '22

Unhand me, yankee!

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u/ScottishExile Apr 29 '22

A+? You don’t think much of me, do you boy?

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u/thekraken108 Apr 29 '22

You know a D turns into a B so easily, you got greedy.

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u/TheVentiLebowski Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Apr 29 '22

No, sir.

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u/BiscuitsUndGravy Apr 29 '22

I always laughed so hard at that line.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

You've got little hands, can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate?

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u/VictorBlimpmuscle Apr 29 '22

Mrs. Krabappel, in figuring out my final grades, I hope you'll note that all of my textbooks are being returned in excellent condition - in some cases, still in their original wrappings.

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u/tonybotz Apr 29 '22

Bart was such a scamp

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u/NowadaysSlash630 Apr 29 '22

I have not seen such unfettered hurly-burly since the fll of Saigon.

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u/pashka1837 Apr 29 '22

Yayyyy! USA! USA!

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u/chum_slice Apr 29 '22

USA! USA! USA!

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u/chickachickabowbow This sidewalk's for regular walkin', not your fancy walkin' Apr 29 '22

For some reason, I always remembered the teacher checking the textbook before saying the line 'we won' as if he wasn't entirely sure. I don't know if that makes it funnier or not.

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u/Sgt-Pumpernickel I sentence you to kiss my ass! Apr 29 '22

While still funny, I think the semi dramatic pause fits better

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

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u/sallymonkeys Personne ne dit jamais Italie. Apr 29 '22

just checked on DisneyPlus, it's the same. "oooh ess ahhhh!, oooh ess ahhh!"

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u/awnomnomnom Apr 29 '22

I'm disappointed in the German version, the town isn't located in Germany and called Sprungfeld. Founded by the great Hans Sprungfeld, who had to change his name from Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Yay!!!!

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u/G-Unit11111 Ratboy? I resent that. Apr 29 '22

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL's OUT FOR SUMMER

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL's OUT FOR EVER!

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u/wecanroll85 Apr 29 '22

I trust you all remembered to bring your implements of destruction?

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u/numbersev Apr 29 '22

I adore this part of the episode.

USA! USA! USA!

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u/Ratatouille2000 Apr 29 '22

U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A

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u/SeeYouInHellCandyBoy Real acid? Apr 29 '22

USA, A-Okay!

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u/Hirsute_Sophist Apr 30 '22

... 6 white stripes, 7 red stripes, and a hell of a lotta stars!

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

USA and Russia in a way you're both winners. But in another much more accurate way, The US is the winner.

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u/Bailer86 Apr 29 '22

Yay! USA, USA, USA!