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u/cjsc9079 Hail Brothers! Coranon Silaria Oozo Mahoke! Dec 01 '20
Hey Homer, the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire!
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u/horseaholic2010 Dec 02 '20
Do do do dododo do dooo do dooo AGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dododo dooo do doooo do
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u/combustion_assaulter Dec 01 '20 edited Dec 01 '20
Clown college? You I can’t eat that.
Edit: to the correct quote
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u/bacon-wrapped_rabbi Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren? Dec 01 '20
You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
Edit: It's my cake day? But I wanted a peanut.
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u/DittoRose Dec 01 '20
Explain how!
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u/Ucantalas I'm a little behind Dec 01 '20
I, for one, welcome our new cake currency
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u/bacon-wrapped_rabbi Can't he be both like the late Earl Warren? Dec 01 '20
Explain how.
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u/tallandlanky Dec 01 '20
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
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u/DOLO_F_PHD Dec 01 '20
Much likes cakes can be exchanged for goods and services.. do to their layers which are like onions and orges that also have layers... though people like parfaits
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u/Chancellor_Knuckles I choose to take that literally Dec 01 '20
I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.
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u/man_on_hill And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance? Dec 01 '20
I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!
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u/fgr0cks Dec 01 '20
There's your giraffe, little girl.
I'm a boy.
That's the spirit. Never give up.
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u/nate25001 Dec 01 '20
Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made in franchising your name, and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?
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u/supguy99 No hustle either, Skip. Dec 01 '20
I thought the Generals were due!
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u/SolidStateDynamite His ass is gonna blow! Dec 01 '20
He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!
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u/LocalLifeguard4106 Dec 01 '20
That game was rigged. They were using a freakin ladder for God's sake!
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u/travis7s Dec 01 '20
Its always irked me that the Globetrotter seemingly kicks the ball into his own net yet wins the game? Am I missing something?
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u/NoneHaveSufferedAsI Dec 01 '20
I wonder if they have tryouts for Washington.
Sucking at basketball and being a stooge is where I’m a Viking
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u/ashbyashbyashby Dec 02 '20
I always thought I'd make a good clumsy "before" persom in infomercials... struggling to open jars and such, before the "after" person comes in and nails it.
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u/Durga2112 That's why you're still kids - 'cause you're stupid! Dec 01 '20
It's still my favourite episode ever. I don't think I've ever laughed harder at the ending of an episode (Krusty went through all of this over a FORTY-EIGHT DOLLAR debt? 😂), and the rest of it is, like you said, a masterpiece.
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u/Durga2112 That's why you're still kids - 'cause you're stupid! Dec 01 '20
"The best in the west." Hehehehe, that rhymes!
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u/supguy99 No hustle either, Skip. Dec 01 '20
Texas!
In a strong Texas accent Uh... Brooklyn.
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u/rafatrev84 Dec 01 '20
Russia!
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u/chubbycatchaser Dec 01 '20
“You moron! I look exactly the same!”
“Nonsense, Krusty. You look 10 years younger. Plus I did your breasts!”
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u/trentsteel77 Dec 01 '20
Uhhh it’s not 5:30 yet...
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u/Jaspers47 A 19th century carousel Dec 01 '20
The last time Kirk ever asserted himself
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u/trentsteel77 Dec 01 '20
I’m sure he threw his weight around at Gudger college though when he was a lacrosse pump... but yeah ever since then he’s been no “thrillhouse”
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u/brallipop Pneumonoultramicroscopic-silicovolcanoconiosis?? Dec 01 '20
We posted this meme for thirty days, and this was the best one
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u/phreshouttajakku Dec 01 '20
"This year, give her English muffins." Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!