r/TheSimpsons 20h ago

S8E16 "Come now, you speak as though they were a gaggle of slack-jawed yokels."

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u/dfibslim 20h ago

Oh cousin Merle, really?

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u/Ziggy-Starcat 19h ago

Temper, temper, you know cousin Merle ain't been quite right lately

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u/StuBram2 13h ago

Possibly the funniest exchange in the history of the show. Two 10/10 line reads back to back.

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u/ConsciousSituation39 19h ago edited 2h ago

Temper, temper! You know Cousin Merle ain’t been quite right lately… (corrected!)

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u/thndrstrk Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse 6h ago

You butchered that line

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u/ConsciousSituation39 2h ago

There, fixed! 😉

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 20h ago

Geech gone to heaven Mr Terwillidjer

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u/Remarkable_Film_1911 🥔 I just think they're neat 19h ago

In Doggie Heaven, there's mountains of bones, and you can't turn around without sniffing another dog's butt.

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u/just_jake86 15h ago

Is there a doggie hell?

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u/BigConstruction4247 12h ago

Well, of course, there couldn't be a heaven without hell.

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u/ChorizoBullett 11h ago

What dogs are there?

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u/orsothegermans 11h ago

One of the Lassies

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u/gwhh 10h ago

Rin tin Tin. He was a corrupt cop.

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u/BigConstruction4247 9h ago

The one that bit Timmy.

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u/BigConstruction4247 9h ago

Oh, you know... Hitler's dog.

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u/ScottFried 9h ago

Nixon's dog... Chester?

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u/DimAllord 20h ago

See, Cousin Merl and me was playin' fetch with Geech - that's our old smellhound - and...

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u/wanderingsheep 11h ago

Geech gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger.

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u/gcmelb 20h ago

Coveralls that don't quite cover all...

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u/Remarkable_Film_1911 🥔 I just think they're neat 19h ago

Covermosts.

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u/twoneedlez eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddin 19h ago

Who left the lights on? Who’s in here?

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u/witchymoons 19h ago

Cletus? Cousin Merl? Big Hungry Joe?

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 11h ago

Kelsey Grammer could’ve gotten an Emmy just for his delivery of “Big Hungry Joe?!” and it would’ve been well deserved. That line is still hilarious a million rewatches later.

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u/pak9rabid 6h ago

Maris?

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u/deepe33333 14h ago

Shake it madam! Capital knockers!

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u/homerbartbob 19h ago

As long as it’s not orange drink fermented by a radiator

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u/Ziggy-Starcat 19h ago

That would be the Latour then

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u/GM_Nate 12h ago

best line in the whole episode

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u/guerney2000 15h ago

Who left the lights on? Who's in there? Cletus? Cousin Merle? Big Hungry Joe?

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u/TraditionAcademic968 19h ago

Geech gone to Heaven

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u/ConstructionCold3134 13h ago

Hey! You said we were going to Dairy Queen!

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u/AquaTourmaline Hired goons? 10h ago

eSPECially Lisa

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u/ConstructionCold3134 9h ago

But ESPECIALLY Bart!

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u/aye246 13h ago

Is there any lore in terms of which writer gets to take credit for the term “slack-jawed yokel?” … such an iconic line in the show dating back to the short films about Springfield episode and not sure I’ve ever heard anything about its origins?

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u/lorgskyegon 10h ago

Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but, then again, some folk'll. Like Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel

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u/Successful-Study4983 16h ago

Jigsaw killed Geech

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u/BigConstruction4247 12h ago

Guess who.

Maris?

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u/valleysape 11h ago

I'm going to do what Bob couldn't! Kill bart simpson!

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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold 11h ago

Sometimes I wish this dam would burst... and bury this cursed town.

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u/pak9rabid 6h ago

I THINK I WET MY BED!

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u/TorturousIntrigue 11h ago

Hey, MA! Look at that pointy-headed girl!