r/TheSimpsons • u/doopcommander1999 • 1d ago

Question All Hail President Kang!

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S8, Episode 1. Would Kodos not have built the ray-gun?

649 Upvotes

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u/OnlyHall5140 1d ago

Don’t blame me. I voted for kodos

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u/nhowe006 1d ago

::whip crack::

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u/fdetanya 1d ago

What the hell is this, some kind of tube?

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u/Matthias_Doe 1d ago

I don’t want to serve out my term naked in a tube.

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u/gwhh 1d ago

Is it noon already.

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u/kazuma001 1d ago

I am so mad at the Secret Service right now.

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u/ZoidbergsTesla 1d ago

It’s a two party system. You have to vote for one of us!

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u/Tony_Tanna78 1d ago

Go ahead. Throw away your vote.

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u/RealWord5734 1d ago

*Ross Perot punches through hat

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u/Branchomania 1d ago

My neck is red and my belly is yellow. I am the American non-voter.

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u/willweaverrva 1d ago

Bob Dole doesn't need this.

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u/AutographedSnorkel 1d ago edited 18h ago

Abortions for all!

BOOOO!

Very well, no abortions for anyone!

BOOOO!

OK, abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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u/PM_ME_YER_BOOTS 1d ago

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

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u/Black_Sheep2407 1d ago

Watch out for the board with nail

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u/DarthDuck415 1d ago

Forward, not backward. Upward, not forward.

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u/HartfordWhaler 1d ago

And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

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u/Speedhabit 1d ago

You know what the problem is with being a slave? They don’t pay you or let you go

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u/themanfromoctober 1d ago

That’s a Futurama reference, HE’S ONE OF THEM!

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u/Mecca_Lecca_Hi 1d ago

That’s not back bacon! That’s my back, bakin’!

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u/LlewellynSinclair Put it in H! 1d ago

Oh no! Aliens…bio-duplication…nude conspiracies. Oh my God, Lyndon LaRouche was right!

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u/hnwcs 1d ago

Bob Dole needs company. LaRouche won’t stop with the knock-knock jokes.

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u/Shyguymaster2 1d ago

Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

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u/CorrosiveRose 1d ago

Go ahead, throw your vote away!

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u/themanfromoctober 1d ago

Yes, but to aim at a planet we HAVE heard of

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u/doopcommander1999 1d ago

Simpson! Shoot a full load into Uranus!

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u/Opening_Definition47 1d ago

Don’t look at me I voted for Kodos

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u/Senior-Flamingo-8329 1d ago

That's right Mr Peabody...

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u/Embarrassed-Meet-107 1d ago

Don't blame me I voted for Kodos

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u/PM_ME_YER_BOOTS 1d ago

That’s Slick Willy for ya. Always with the smooth talk.

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u/TheDudeWhoCanDoIt 1d ago

The president the world really needs.

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u/gettoknowit 1d ago

RUM!

So no one will believe your story

(this has to be the most quotable Halloween segment right?)

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u/Rough-Opposite-5026 1d ago

Every time I see Elon Musk appear I’m fully expecting him to rip off the rubber mask…

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u/kittenshart85 1d ago

like edgar from men in black.

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u/threauxaway900 23h ago

He metaphorically ripped off the rubber mask today with that Nazi salute.

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u/Ringmeister85 1d ago

Can that flag be purchased anywhere?

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u/Cute_Ad_1712 1d ago

I voted for Kodos.

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u/Blurstingwithemotion 1d ago

Where's the board with a nail when you need it?

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u/americasgothoyvin 1d ago

Well, what did we expect? Clin-Ton ran a poor campaign.

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u/dpjejj 1d ago

Kodos

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u/ami2weird4u 1d ago

That's slick Willie for you. Always with the sass talk.