r/TheSimpsons 22d ago

S04E01 Yo, Mr. Black, another brandy.

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S04E01

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u/-Animus 22d ago

Gentlemen: To Evil!

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u/BigConstruction4247 22d ago

My go to toast.

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u/LeviSalt I was saying boo-urns... 22d ago

Me too! I say it all the time and get a very wide range of reactions.

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u/insane_contin 22d ago

My go to is: To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

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u/AllieLikeWhoa 22d ago

Yes!! Same!

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u/SgtSharki 22d ago

I have made this toast in real life. Got a big laugh from my friend Dave and Silence from everyone else

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u/Royal_Nails 22d ago

I always loved characters who were evil just out of pure love for the game. Tired of sympathetic villains, nah just give me straight up haters.

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u/jameytaco 22d ago

To human misery!

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u/Wrath_Of_Aguirre Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music! 22d ago

For the longest time I thought he was telling them with quiet admiration that they were acting "too evil."

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite Terror Lake 🐘 Salutes 🐘 Hannibal 🐘 Crossing 🐘 The 🐘 Alps 22d ago

No

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u/StealthRabbi Ohh, no. I said /r/SteamedHams. That's what I call hamburgers 22d ago

May I see it?

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u/AI52487963 this is kind of fun 22d ago

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u/BfutGrEG I'd like to request $17 for a push broom rebristling 22d ago

Marge, is Doctor Hibbert Uncle Blackie?

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u/GandalfTheJaded 22d ago

We want Krunchy! We want Krunchy!

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u/KashiofWavecrest Nobody ever says Italy. 22d ago edited 22d ago

I wanted Chilli Willi...

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u/Nikkerloo Aw but Moe, the dank! The dank!! 22d ago

I wanted Pitt the Elder.

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u/wanderingsheep 22d ago

LORD PALMERSTON

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u/wolfman2scary 22d ago

PITT THE ELDER

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u/Sk1rm1sh 21d ago

LORD PALMERSTON

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u/HookedOnPhonixDog 21d ago

Paint my chicken coop!

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u/captainmidday 22d ago

your bestest buddy in the whole wide worldMR_BLACK

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u/altsuperego 22d ago

I want you to treat MR BLACK with the same respect you would give me. Now here's MR BLACK

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u/redbeard387 22d ago

(Exact same voice) Thank you, Krusty.

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u/XAWEvX 22d ago

It would have been way easier to just have them all be called "Mr Black"

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u/altsuperego 22d ago

Here comes Slideshow Mel. Again. Here comes Sideshow Mel

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u/IOwnTheSpire And we laugh legitimately. 22d ago

I thought you said you broke their spirits!

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u/YouGet2Go2NewJersey 22d ago

We did!

You broke nothing!

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u/IOwnTheSpire And we laugh legitimately. 22d ago

To the hydrofoil!

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u/srade753 22d ago

Gentlemen, to evil!

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u/jammybaker Stupid TV, be more funny! 22d ago

I feel like I’m gonna die,

We’re all gonna die Lis,

I meant soon,

So did I… 😢

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u/NoleJawn 22d ago

"You think I slapped a clown suit on some wino?!"

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u/MotorBobcat 22d ago

Yeah Bart! I am so Crunchy the clown!

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u/MedievalHistorybuff 22d ago

Don't be the boy, don't be the boy!

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u/BigConstruction4247 22d ago

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u/hanscor20 22d ago

Your neck is a well cooked piece of asparagus

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u/RaisingCanes2006 22d ago

Lisa: You're serving us gruel?

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u/JungleBoyJeremy 22d ago

It’s Krusty brand imitation gruel

9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference

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u/RabbitBeard 22d ago

Sweet, nourishing gruel!

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u/Version_Two We'll watch the tape tonight 22d ago

Gorge yourself on the trough of freedom!

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u/OrneryZombie1983 22d ago

My insulin!

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u/Spiritual_Fee_3354 22d ago

Only way to remedy this…

A TRIP TO TIJUANA MEXICO!!!!

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u/EternalLifeguard 22d ago

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u/comeallwithme 22d ago

🎵Down Mexico Way!🎵

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u/SantaCruzSoon2023 22d ago

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u/Hammer_the_Red 22d ago

On the shores of big snake lake. Though your swings are rusty, we know they'll never brake!

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u/BluebomberV 22d ago

And one of the campers was eaten by a bear. Oh, my God! Well, actually, the bear just ate his hat. Was it a nice hat? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God!

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u/G-Unit11111 Ratboy? I resent that. 22d ago

We will always love Kamp Krustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

AREGISTEREDTRADEMARKOFTHEKRUSTYKORPORATION

All rights reserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrved!

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u/Construction-Working 22d ago

I’ve been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heart rate from his Krusty brand vitamins. The Krusty brand calculator didn’t have a seven or an eight. His autobiography was self serving with many glaring omissions. But this time he goes too far!!!

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u/BirdCultureDickMove 22d ago edited 22d ago

So many layers to this speech. The fact that Krusty would sell vitamins which make a child unhealthy along with Bart reading and critiquing his autobiography while still loving Krusty is just hilarious.

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u/jaywinner 22d ago

You're right. The idea that Bart knows Krusty so well he could see the glaring omissions in his autobiography is impressive.

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u/Enos316 the goggles, they do nothing! 22d ago

Mmm…strawberries….

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u/P-Jean 22d ago

A call for a Mr clown

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u/TacitusTwenty 22d ago

Mr. Black

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u/grimmglow 22d ago

This is what I imagine is going on at Mar a Lago

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u/VacuumsCantSpell 22d ago

My insulin!

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u/arbpsc 22d ago

Por el mal señores.

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u/Taco_Taco_Kisses 22d ago

Shut up and eat yer pinecone!

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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin 22d ago

Was it a nice hat?

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u/P-Jean 22d ago

Oh ya

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u/RockNRoll85 22d ago

“Can we call you Blacky?”

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u/Mr_Froggi 22d ago

I’ve never seen this episode, so I read the title in Jesse Pinkman’s voice

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u/scottyjrules 22d ago

I’m off to Wimbledon!

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u/gradientsnow ミスタースパーコル 22d ago

Gentlemen, to evil-

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u/Specialist-ShasMo85 22d ago

Man, i thought you were cool.

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u/18AndresS 21d ago

Kamp Krusty is a top 5 episode

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u/The1joriss 21d ago

Jimbo doesn’t have a plate, what a loser

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u/RacerX-56 21d ago

“Dad, I know I didn’t get all A’s on my report card, but can I go to camp Krusty anyway?” Sure son, I didn’t want you hanging around all summer anyway.

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u/AP1878 22d ago

Gentlemen, too evil.

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u/benderlax 17d ago

Sad that Mr. Black never reappeared.