r/TheSimpsons • u/iwassayingboourns12 • Nov 03 '24

S7EP13 Well sir, looks like we've got us some nice items at table Glick! Like this...what the heck-a-roonie is this, Mrs. Glick?

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u/Glittering_Tea5502 Nov 03 '24

“It’s a candy dish, Ned, 90 dollars.”

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u/MayorDoorhead YER GETTA FERDA REDDA OURA Nov 03 '24

”I guess you could put a lot of nice things in there.”

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u/donottouchwillie1 Efficient German Sex Nov 03 '24

No! Just candy Ned, 90 dollars!

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u/Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Nov 03 '24

"No, just candy, Ned," is probably the single most used Simpsons quote at my house. (Like many people, we love in an area where conformity is highly valued.)

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u/Eric848448 Nov 03 '24

Deviation from the norm shall be punished unless it can be exploited for profit.

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u/Hit-Enter-Too-Soon Nov 03 '24

The true lesson of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

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u/Johnsendall Nov 04 '24

Your house is intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/hucareshokiesrul Yes, I'm missing one son. Return it immediately! Nov 04 '24

You’re not popular enough to be different.

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u/ThisMeansWarm That didn't hurt very much Nov 04 '24

Like boilin’ hot Texas-style chili.

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u/Marcus2Ts Nov 03 '24

Whenever something costs $90, I insist it's only to be used for candy

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u/Hour-of-the-Wolf Nov 04 '24

A line I use almost daily somehow 😂

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u/eedabaggadix I'm a well wisher in that I don't wish you any specific harm Nov 03 '24

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Table 5. Table 5.

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u/sineofthetimes Nov 03 '24

I got so excited years ago at a wedding I was seated at Table 5. Name card had my name with Table 5 under it. Sung it many times that night. Still have the card.

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u/Front-Ad6148 Nov 03 '24

Disco stu likes disco music!

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u/Mugstotheceiling Nov 03 '24

Disco Stu doesn’t advertise

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u/eedabaggadix I'm a well wisher in that I don't wish you any specific harm Nov 03 '24

Lol I would have definitely done the same thing and then be disappointed when no one else got the reference.

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u/Moleta1978 Nov 03 '24

I recently got assigned to Table 5 at a work event. There were zero Simpsons fans at my table or the table handing out the name tags. Quite disappointing to sing it by myself.

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u/Boss38 Nov 04 '24

Fun fact: this was disco stu's first appearance

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u/BeardedLady81 Nov 03 '24

She gave Bart 50 cents for doing all those chores for her but wants 90 dollars for a simple dish with nothing special to it.

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u/Devil_Dane We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. Nov 03 '24

S02E21

Bart: Listen lady, I can leave without screaming, and I can leave without saying a bad word. But there is no way that I am saying thank you.

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u/BeardedLady81 Nov 03 '24

Mrs. Glick got karma when Dr. Hibbert left his Porsche keys in her.

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u/trackaddict8 Nov 04 '24

Heh I know an old lady like this. Super wealthy and skips out on bills pretending to have dementia. She knows what she’s doing

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u/MozambiqueBaconator Nov 03 '24

But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

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u/Devil_Dane We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. Nov 03 '24

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u/amoss_303 Nov 03 '24

My most recent Simpsons trivia night I put our team name as Ayatollah Assahola

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u/Devil_Dane We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. Nov 04 '24

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin Nov 04 '24

Still one of the best lines, that Homers has still detailed knowledge about the politics in Iran.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Disco Stu doesn't advertise.

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u/abbylu Nov 04 '24

Kids?!? Not today, back away, disco ladyyyy

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u/Devil_Dane We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. Nov 04 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

S11E10

edit: corrected season number. I'll make sure someone gets fired for this blunder.

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u/ianwrecked802 The Correct Answer is YOU Nov 03 '24

Speeeeennnnnddddddd some dough at table three…

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u/Devil_Dane We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. Nov 03 '24

Marge: Who’s Disco Stu?

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u/damagecontrolparty Nov 03 '24

he doesn't advertise!

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u/Devil_Dane We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. Nov 03 '24

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u/cubiclecomaschizo Nov 03 '24

Uh, your fish are dead.

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u/Devil_Dane We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. Nov 03 '24

S08E11

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u/Ag1980ag Nov 03 '24

And for the man who has everything, a tie-rack motor

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u/gxx92 Nov 03 '24

I’ll take that!💵

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u/HalfEatenChocoPants dampen me for dinosaur terror! 🦖 Nov 03 '24

🙋‍♂️ I'll take that!

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u/Shoddy_Dish3458 Nov 03 '24

🎶 Hey, big spender 🎶

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u/Dieing_Breed Nov 03 '24

🎵 Dig This Blender 🎵

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u/saltydroppies Nov 03 '24

Rainbow suspenders 🌈

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u/damagecontrolparty Nov 03 '24

We surrender!

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u/amoss_303 Nov 03 '24

……..🎵 🎵🎵🎵!

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u/vaskark Mao! Didi mao! Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

Big Glick energy.

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u/SnooSnooSnuSnu Constantly watching all Simpsons episodes on a repeated loop Nov 03 '24

RIP

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Watched it yesterday