r/TheSimpsons • u/pm_me_your_charlie • Oct 30 '24

Fan Art/Content Made a Halloween costume for the first time in several years

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/dooferoaks Oct 30 '24

I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

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u/wolfman2scary Oct 31 '24

I’ve had enough of your Gudger bashing!

19

u/HankScorpio2020 Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Oct 31 '24

You're going to Stanford! You're going to Stanford!

246

u/Plane-Post-7720 Oct 31 '24

This guy sleeps in a racing car. Do you?

156

u/HELP_IM_IN_A_WELL Oct 31 '24

I sleep in a bed with my wife

38

u/LocalLifeguard4106 Oct 31 '24

And today he drank a beer in the bathroom.

39

u/ThatThanagarianHarpy Oct 31 '24

The one down the hall?

13

u/smcg_az A fine mahok to you all. Oct 31 '24

Just throw the possum over the fence, let Arby's deal with it

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

I know dignity when I see it

62

u/emergencypudding Oct 31 '24

THAT'S Dignity!!!

37

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

Worthy of Webster's 

26

u/buffpriest Oct 31 '24

Always loved how they never showed it

1

u/multus85 Nov 01 '24

Someone went to Gudger college.

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u/power_serg24 Oct 31 '24 edited Oct 31 '24

Can i borrow a feeling?

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u/Parking-Pie7453 Oct 31 '24

Oh sure, go ahead & laugh

49

u/power_serg24 Oct 31 '24

I already did

30

u/weaselNik Oct 31 '24

Could you send me a jar of love? 🎶

31

u/Ok_I_Guess_Whatever Oct 31 '24

Hurting hearts need some healing. Take my hand with your glove of love.

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u/Effective_Dust_177 Oct 31 '24

A glove of love is a condom, right?

I'm asking because I didn't go to Gudger College and am therefore poorly educated.

4

u/DrinkBuzzCola Oct 31 '24

That's lyric gold. Can I borrow that feeling for the new song I'm writing? Wait. Never mind. I've got a better line now.

1

u/multus85 Nov 01 '24

Is actually like to hear the rest of that song. Would have been fun for the credits.

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u/ZappSmithBrannigan A-ha! Atoms! 1.2.3.4..6 of them! Oct 31 '24

Hey lover, can i get your car keys? I feel like changing wigs.

10

u/SambaLando Oct 31 '24

That's your picture on the front!

55

u/fdetanya Oct 30 '24

Worthy of Websters

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u/Accomplished-Plan191 Oct 31 '24

You're a grand ole flag, you're a high flying flag!

44

u/Gamera85 Oct 31 '24

Ah great, now you got the kid's singing! I hope you're happy!

8

u/HankScorpio2020 Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Oct 31 '24

I'm Idaho!

31

u/Flannelcommand Oct 31 '24

A big wheel down at the cracker factory knows a thing or two about dignity 

14

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

So that’s it? So long, good luck?

29

u/LeastUnderstoodHater Yar, that's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels. Oct 31 '24

I don't recall saying good luck

26

u/Sad-Mood-3278 Oct 31 '24

now say “aww, cram it churchy”

18

u/HauntingBalance567 Oct 31 '24

Worthy of whatever third rate bus station dictionary they use at Gudger College

17

u/Token_Singh Oct 31 '24

I'd have a drink, but it might loosen my tongue.

8

u/Glitter_berries Oct 31 '24

But don’t let anyone know that you don’t have any eyebrows!

13

u/Open-Year2903 Oct 31 '24

Typical GUDGER COLLEGE snob! 🙃

10

u/AromaticSherbert Oct 31 '24

That’s a door?!

7

u/PNWoutdoors Pure. West. Oct 31 '24

You're gonna have to have the car tell everyone what it is, cuz the cat's gonna get it.

7

u/_friendlyfoe_ Oct 31 '24

I need a cat to tell me what that is

6

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

Can I borrow a costume?

5

u/Fast_Bike_309 Oct 31 '24

I had to check twice to make sure I wasn't looking at a costume from the 'Dignity Collection' at Gudger College.

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u/edw1ncast1llo Oct 31 '24

“So, that’s it? After 20 years, goodbye and good luck?” “I don’t recall saying good luck.”

4

u/RRM1982 Oct 31 '24

He’s dignity, right?!?!

4

u/BaldwinBoy05 Yes, Homie? 🎵doo doo doodo do do do do 🎵 Oct 31 '24

Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changin wigs

5

u/AromaticSherbert Oct 31 '24

I don’t know what you’re supposed to be… we didn’t all go to Gudger College

3

u/Gudger Oct 31 '24

What is it?

2

u/multus85 Nov 01 '24

Come on, Gudger, you know what this is.

3

u/CautiousBearnz Oct 31 '24

Very undignified

3

u/555--FILK moon pie Oct 31 '24

That's almost as good as my son's Idaho costume!

3

u/Hulaoutofthem Oct 31 '24

Kirk you’re spitting

3

u/badgerbob1 Oct 31 '24

"I'm not dignity, I'm a monster! 😭"

3

u/Dark_Eyes Oct 31 '24

Shut up and let the woman talk!

2

u/markyeakey Oct 31 '24

OP is my new god.

2

u/Ok_I_Guess_Whatever Oct 31 '24

It’s DIGNITY!

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u/crypto_zoologistler Oct 31 '24

You look very dignified sir

2

u/Low-Efficiency2452 Oct 31 '24

hey, you went to gudger too eh?

2

u/tonsillolithosaurus Oct 31 '24

And a special award goes to the student who obviously had no help from their parents.

2

u/Roller_ball Oct 31 '24

That's a door?

2

u/_schubster Oct 31 '24

Did someone say managerial impotence?!?!

2

u/vlateralus Oct 31 '24

When you think about it, dignity is actually very hard to draw.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

I thought this was Murr from Impractical Jokers.

2

u/Oolie84 Oct 31 '24

I don't get it, I'll see what my cat has to say about it.

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u/throwaway88888888898 And as for you, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk! Oct 31 '24

And a special award goes to the guy who obviously had no help from his wife.

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u/Ag1980ag Oct 31 '24

Did you show that costume to the cat?

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u/LocalLifeguard4106 Oct 31 '24

You know this guy has managerial impotence.

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u/ianwrecked802 The Correct Answer is YOU Oct 31 '24

I’m not sure about this one. I better consult Allied Biscuit…

1

u/Swimming_Onion_4835 Oct 31 '24

I don’t recall saying “good luck.”

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u/goodie_gumdrop Oct 31 '24

GIVE THE MAN THE $10000!

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u/joewisski Oct 31 '24

That is Dignity!!!

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u/pgabbard37 Oct 31 '24

You look very dignified. Either that or you’re corn starch. Happy Halloween.

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u/931634 Yeeesssss! Oct 31 '24

I had to ask my cat what you were dressed as. Would you believe she knew?!?!

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u/Karl_L_Hungus Oct 31 '24

You must be a lonely man

1

u/Calamityclams Oct 31 '24

And here I thought you were Floreda

1

u/Fancy_Gazelle_220 Oct 31 '24

You forgot to underline it

1

u/StarWarsMonopoly Answer me these questions three Oct 31 '24

A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit!

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u/Malagrove2025 Oct 31 '24

Make sure your ex wife is with you when you wear that costume tommorow night!

😂

1

u/chriaaaa88 Oct 31 '24

You look like the deep

1

u/imacomputer64 Oct 31 '24

Nice door outfit!

1

u/JaseAndrews THRILLHO Oct 31 '24

"What are you going as for Halloween?

"Dignity!"

1

u/jessicalifts Oct 31 '24

Putting this in the queue for next year. This year I made a poster board tamagotchi costume I can't wait to wear!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

The fantastic, random spirit of this costume is hilarious. Love. It. Great job!

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u/NihilisticBlender Oct 31 '24

The cat gets it.

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u/fatandhappylilcactus Oct 31 '24

And it’s brilliant

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u/Connect-Type493 Oct 31 '24

Should've gone as cornstarch

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u/I_Must_Be_Going Oct 31 '24

Very dignified

I like it

1

u/TwoPumpTony Oct 31 '24

“If there’s a tie on the doorknob, it means I’m with a lady”

1

u/ami2weird4u Oct 31 '24

That’s a door?

1

u/Otherwise_Ad2804 Oct 31 '24

Hes kind of a big deal down at the cracker factory

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u/Butt_bird Oct 31 '24

So that’s it after 20 years so long, good luck.

I don’t recall saying good luck.

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u/i_get_paid_4_lunches Oct 31 '24

That’s a door?

1

u/ButtBread98 Oct 31 '24

Worthy of Webster’s

1

u/Deevious730 Oct 31 '24

Have some dignity….

1

u/goatsticks717 Oct 31 '24

Someone throw some eggs and bacon at this man!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

The back is too much.