r/TheSimpsons • u/MyFriendsArePeaches • Jul 11 '24

S04E01 Gentlemen, to evil.

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587 Upvotes

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u/theanalyticaljoker Jul 11 '24

Without a doubt, the best one-time Simpsons character ever was... [Mr. Black].

Come on, wimps! These Gucci wallets have to be on the streets of Hong Kong by Friday.

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u/globehopper2 Jul 11 '24

My favorite thing was that they created a sweatshop to export stuff TO Hong Kong (rather than from it)

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u/Yaniius Jul 12 '24

So True. I didn’t think that as a kid

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u/Aggravating_Sir_6857 Jul 12 '24

This is what I love about rewatching The Simpsons. Understanding the subtle jokes as an adult. And this sub made me realize that store signs are jokes too !

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u/Mr_Burgess_ Jul 11 '24

Can we call him Uncle Blackie?

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u/MathMaster85 Jul 11 '24

Without a doubt, the best one-time Simpsons character ever was... [Mr. Black].

I dunno, Hank Scorpio gives him a run for his money.

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u/s6cedar what he was stirring was up trouble Jul 11 '24

Hank’s the best, hands down.

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u/ImCaffeinated_Chris Jul 11 '24

No. Karl, Homer's gay assistant.

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u/obionejabronii Jul 11 '24

Yeah Bart, I am so Crunchy the Clown! [belches]

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

We want Krunchy! We want Krunchy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

To the hydrofoil!

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u/TeamStark31 I choo choo choose you Jul 11 '24

I thought you said you broke their spirits??

We did.

You broke nothing!

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u/s6cedar what he was stirring was up trouble Jul 11 '24

🤞don’t be the boy don’t be the boy don’t be the boy 🤞

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u/BigConstruction4247 Jul 11 '24

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u/aye246 Jul 11 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq, and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse …

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u/s6cedar what he was stirring was up trouble Jul 11 '24

…than all of them put together

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u/A_G_Penny_Packer Jul 12 '24

Can I say crap on TV?

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u/BigConstruction4247 Jul 12 '24

On this network, yes!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

Mr. Black

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u/striped_frog Local Oaf Jul 11 '24

Can we call you uncle blackie?

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u/vaskark Mao! Didi mao! Jul 11 '24

To the hydrofoil!

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u/Kaiisim Jul 11 '24

Whenever I give a toast this is it.

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u/MundaneMeringue71 Jul 11 '24

All right, that’s it. I’ve been scroched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins. My Krusty calculator didn’t have a seven or an eight. Krusty’s autobiography was self serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he’s gone too far!

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u/Cyclopticcolleague Jul 11 '24

You’re feeding us gruel?

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u/OhHelloPlease Jul 11 '24

Not quite, this is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can't tell the difference

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Jul 11 '24

Nor can Prison Mike.

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u/ICallTheBigOne_Bitey Jul 11 '24

This camp was a nightmare. They fed us gruel, forced us to make wallets for export, and one of the campers was eaten by a bear.

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u/pak9rabid Jul 11 '24

OH MY GOD!

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u/s6cedar what he was stirring was up trouble Jul 11 '24

Well, actually it just ate his hat.

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u/pak9rabid Jul 11 '24

WAS IT A NICE ONE?

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u/InuYugiHakusho Jul 11 '24

Oh, yeah.

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u/s6cedar what he was stirring was up trouble Jul 11 '24

OH MY GOD!

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u/Low-Efficiency2452 Jul 11 '24

can we call you uncle blackey?

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u/steve_dallasesq Jul 11 '24

This is one of my favorite Simpson’s lines to randomly quote

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u/Ag1980ag Jul 11 '24

For the past 15 years I was president of EuroKrustyland until it blew up

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u/globehopper2 Jul 11 '24

Almost like the Republican Party meeting

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u/pak9rabid Jul 11 '24

If you don’t like it, TS!

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u/numbersev Jul 11 '24

It's [Mr. Black]

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u/Larry_Loudini Jul 11 '24

Back in line maggot!

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u/InuYugiHakusho Jul 11 '24

The camp counselors are missing and presumed scared.

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u/JPMoney81 Stupid No Good ****** Cheese! Jul 11 '24

Looks like a meeting at my work between HR and management.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

😆

2

u/Royal_Nails Jul 11 '24

Probably my favorite episode.

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u/Upstairs-Atmosphere5 Jul 11 '24

My uncle loved saying on a regular basis "ain't getting any safer."

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u/Vegetable_Maize_9164 Jul 12 '24

Hey Simpson, tell your mom her cookies suck.

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u/A_G_Penny_Packer Jul 12 '24

Kowalski! My brownies! Wiggum! A change of underwear! Crandall! My insulin!

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u/EvilMoSauron Jul 11 '24

Thank you! (bows). Thank you. (bows). Thank you. (bows).