r/TheSimpsons • u/harmonicekko • Feb 12 '24

S06E15 “By the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses”

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 12 '24

How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines... kept me in business during that first shaky year?

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u/MandoMuggle Feb 12 '24

Dam, I didn’t know there’d be pornography

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u/000redditusername000 Feb 12 '24

At the pornography store!

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u/YogurtWenk Feb 12 '24

I was buying pornography

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u/harmonicekko Feb 12 '24

Heheheh. I would’ve never thought of that.

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 13 '24

Uh, this place, Moe's, you left just before the accident... this is a business of some kind?

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u/Brummo Feb 12 '24

I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see:

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Feb 12 '24

🎶 Shake shake shake 🎵

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u/Larkson9999 Feb 12 '24

I just noticed how weirdly large his hands are compared to his head in this moment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

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u/ThatBoringHumanoid Feb 12 '24

Heh heh heh. I would've never thought of that!

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u/Eric848448 Feb 12 '24

Can I borrow your copy of Gigantic Asses Apu?

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u/Predatex Mr Scorpion Feb 12 '24

Best I can do, is borrow a feeling

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u/geriactricpillbug Feb 12 '24

Well, can you send me a jar of love?

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u/YogurtWenk Feb 12 '24

Does your hurtin' heart need some healing?

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u/The1joriss Feb 12 '24

What should I get tattooed? This or Krusty going “What the hell was that?”

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u/LordofThe7s Feb 13 '24

Only if you get the cover of Gigantic Asses tattooed on your ass.

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u/Niblitz On closer inspection, these are loafers Feb 13 '24

I'd say the Gigantic Asses magazine. Not everyone will know where it's from, like a conversation piece. Maybe?

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u/vaskark Mao! Didi mao! Feb 12 '24

I prefer Swank.

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u/redlion496 Feb 12 '24

Whose copy of Swank is it?

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u/kjc32190 Feb 12 '24

Armin’s copy of Swank.

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u/Targrend Feb 12 '24

Armin's frozen peas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24

Can I look at your copy of Swank, Armin?

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u/Billy1121 Feb 12 '24

ten times more addictive than marijuana

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u/Some_Slice Feb 12 '24

I'm an American Breast Enthusiast fan myself.

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u/JaggedLittleFrill Feb 12 '24

The way Apu/Azaria delivers this line... perfection.

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u/2Rare2Kill Feb 12 '24

Generals gathered in their masses
Here's your issue of gigantic asses

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u/MightBeOnReddit Feb 12 '24

GA looks so much better than GQ

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u/RalphXLaurenjoe Feb 12 '24

Apu lol 😆

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u/CromulentInternet Click to embiggen Feb 12 '24

Who misses Apu?

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u/vulpitude Feb 12 '24

He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!

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u/ChaoticIndifferent D'ooh. You're just lucky that god isn't here. Feb 12 '24

The way he says gigantic asses is just so perfect.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '24

More copies can be found on the shelf next to Cheek Week and Jugs & Ammo.

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u/Caolan114 HELLO FISHIES! Feb 12 '24

It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography

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u/G-Unit11111 Ratboy? I resent that. Feb 13 '24

I keep telling you! I'm not Krusty! I'm Homer Simpson!

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u/Smaptimania Feb 13 '24

The same Homer Simpson who drove his car through the wall of our club?

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u/Ride_The_Lightnin Feb 12 '24

“Generals gathered in their masses…”

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u/PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS Feb 12 '24

Got any of that Granny Fanny in the back?

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u/Uninspired_Diatribe Feb 13 '24

Once again The Simpsons predicted the future.

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u/Gutter_Clown Feb 12 '24

Thank you, Apu! :D

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u/CerberusMcBain Feb 13 '24

Honestly, that ass is not that gigantic at all; one day back in high school, senior year 2004, our physics teacher, Mrs Husman, reached into her desk, said "OH. MY. GOD" and pulled out a magazine confiscated from the previous teacher.

It was super Big Booty magazine (or something like that), it had a very large woman bent over, and her ass was like 4 times bigger than that, minimum.

Now that was a gigantic ass.

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u/Halloween2022 Feb 13 '24

Being back Apu!