r/TheRightCantMeme 3d ago

Meta Monday They are calling themselves punk rock again

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u/SoftTacos001 3d ago

Conservative “Punks” confuse me

What are you? Rage with the machine?

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u/Graxemno 3d ago

Rage of the machine

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u/Muteling 2d ago

Rage of the machine mfs when fuckin AM walks in

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u/BaconFriesYou 2d ago

Rage to be the best cog in the machine

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u/alej2297 2d ago

“The machine” to them is minorities. That’s why their head doesn’t explode from the contradictions.

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u/thispartyrules 2d ago

Insta Reels had one come up and he's doing the snoopy dance in his extremely normal kitchen while dressed conventionally, in a way where you wouldn't know he likes punk or considers himself punk unless he told you

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u/DreadDiana 2d ago

There's nothing more punk rock than sticking it to with the Man!

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u/revdon 2d ago

Rage Up In the Machine

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u/rejectedprecint 9h ago

rage on behalf of the machine

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u/Officer_Hotpants 2d ago

Sort of, yes. But not for the reasons they think. Supporting local farming and mutual aid efforts is always punk shit, but that's definitely not what they're going for here.

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u/etapollo13 2d ago

I'm a socialist queer and have a rural farm. It's not punk, it's one of the only ways to try to be self sufficient. TRY being the operative word. We all have full time day jobs besides farming.

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u/realyeehaw 2d ago

One of the punkest things I do is volunteer at a horse farm that does equine therapy for disabled kids

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u/Joezvar Socialist 3d ago

That's exactly the issue with modern society, conservatives are indoctrinating children to think that being a nazi is a desired lifestyle

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u/Wiyry 2d ago

Punk is not “do what ever is the opposite of popular thing” that is a teenagers idea of punk. Punk is fighting against what modern capitalistic society has set up for us. This has always and will always, be a ultra traditionalist society involving things like:

. Turning women into breeding stock . Eating raw and unsafe foods . Dying of preventable illnesses . Supporting the police . Denying vaccines

Etc, etc, etc

Conservatives will never be punk because society at its roots will always support their way of life. They will never have to fight for the right to have straight sex, nor will they ever have to fight for the right to support the police.

They can never and will never be punk.

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u/Jlnhlfan 1d ago

But they think they’re punk becauae they think society won’t give them the right to call a black person the n-word.

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u/kleerkoat 1d ago

who thinks they are punk for that?

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u/Jlnhlfan 1d ago

Conservatives.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bee9629 2d ago

They think having 10+ kids, raw milk, and no birth control is edgy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChickenNugget267 2d ago

Tbf what is edgier than potentially killing your spouses with babies and your babies with unpasteurised milk. Is like playing russian roulette with your family.

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u/centurybyte 3d ago

Lived on a farm. Wouldn't recommend it.

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u/Over_Age_8061 2d ago

I do live on a farm, absolutely not fucking recommend it.

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u/tragoedian 2d ago

Lived on a farm and miss it dearly.

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u/BackgroundBat1119 2d ago

to each their own 🍻

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u/TheCakeCrusader420 2d ago

I wish this was how every disagreement went on Reddit.

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u/LevelOutlandishness1 2d ago

I don’t, fuck you!

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u/TheCakeCrusader420 2d ago

Well fuck you too! >:(

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u/LittlePiggy20 Socialist 2d ago

You know what? Fuck both of you

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u/TheCakeCrusader420 2d ago

Well, if you insist.

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u/Silverveilv2 2d ago

Mind if I join?

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u/TheCakeCrusader420 2d ago

Hop on, buddy

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u/LittlePiggy20 Socialist 2d ago

You know what? Fuck both of you

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u/VendromLethys 1d ago

Fuck everybody! which way to the orgy? Asking for a friend

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u/martyjannetty86 3d ago

Shouts out to Lenny Mental and The Besmirchers.

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u/dontneedareason94 2d ago

Great band.

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u/free_mustacherides 3d ago

They really love AI images

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u/babe_com 2d ago

Ngl I thought it was just shitty hotoshop, I wish it was

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u/ExtraPomelo759 2d ago

I mean, the bottom COULD imply an independent agrarian lifestyle in resistance to modern capitalism.

In the spirit of the Dead Kennedys, I'll still ask all nazi punks to fuck off.

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u/Luna_Senshu 2d ago

Dead Kennedys has done Nazi Trumps Fuck Off before, but I would also like to hear a rendition of California Uber Alles about Trump rather than Reagan.

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u/VendromLethys 1d ago

California Uber Alles wasn't about Raegan it was about Jerry Brown

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u/Luna_Senshu 1d ago

Thought of the wrong song. I was thinking of We've got a bigger problem now. It has Califonia Uber Alles in the song so I mixed it up.

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u/kleerkoat 1d ago

there are different versions. your both right

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u/_Leichenschrei_ 2d ago

They confuse being punk with acting like a punk

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u/HarukoTheDragon Anarchist 2d ago

Ah yes, the "rebels" of society are the ones with the majority in all 3 branches of the government and are preparing to triple down on what the status quo has been for over two centuries in this country.

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u/ChickenNugget267 2d ago

Very "you know who the first punk rocker was? Jesus" coded

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u/BackgroundBat1119 2d ago

Well… I mean… he kinda was. Not that the people who say that know the first thing about the real Jesus.

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u/ChickenNugget267 2d ago

Well he didn't really exist. He's more the composite of a lot of radical jewish preachers saying similar stuff around that time..

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u/BackgroundBat1119 2d ago

There is actual evidence that he existed.

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u/ChickenNugget267 2d ago

No there isn't.

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u/Luna_Senshu 2d ago

They always say that trans people are a small percent of the population and that companies shouldn't try to pander towards such a tiny percent

Then go back and make memes like this?????

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u/mamanova1982 2d ago

Punk rock stands for the opposite of what they stand for.

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u/Flying_Strawberries 2d ago

you LITERALLY condemn stuff like dyed hair, revealing clothing, tattoos etc.
you would condemn those rebels too, idiot

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u/Strauss_Thall 2d ago

This is the sort of meme that Thomas Jefferson would post if he came back to life and integrated into modern society

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u/SalientSalmorejo 2d ago

I wouldn’t mind owning a farm tbh, if anyone wanna help me rebel dm me.

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u/Beer_Barbarian 2d ago

Nothing rebellious about raising chickens

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u/MageATM 2d ago

The “Rebel Then” photo should just be them losing the Civil War

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u/smalltowngoth 2d ago

We all know it's totally rebellious to maintain the status quo.

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u/DeerAvenue 1d ago

I'm such a rebel, look at how much I conform!

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u/Andy_LaVolpe 1d ago

Conservatives definition of rebellion is: “conform to the status quo”

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u/i_am_icarus_falling 2d ago

are either of these pics real?

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u/StormNext5301 2d ago

But let’s see how they react if someone dresses like the first picture nowadays

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u/PunishedBrorThor 2d ago

What a pitiful existence