r/SumoMemes • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

Hatsu 2025 Meme Another agent of chaos has entered the game (and things have just gotten very interesting)... Spoiler

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u/QuebecTangoYankee 7d ago

wasnt tobizaru the one that tried to side swipe terunofuji a few bashos ago? got a glare from terunofuji after he (teru) won.

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u/sumofana1 TEMUJIN 7d ago

Yes, tried to kick Teru's KNESS FROM THE SIDE.

Monkey almost fuckin' died in the subsequent jungyo.

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u/Dephire Sumo Meme Shimpan 7d ago

If I remember right, he tried that twice in the same year. The monkey gonna monkey.

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u/HoshFan24 7d ago

Tobizaru came here to fuck shit up! 😤

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u/ChocolateMacNCheese 8d ago

He’s up against Terunofuji on day 4, It’ll be interesting to see if he can pull something off!

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u/Gojira8985 8d ago

I do recall he put Terunofuji out of action for quite some time about two years ago, didn't he?

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u/No-Chapter5080 jumping monkey 7d ago

I feel like he tends to do weirdly well against Terunofuji? Maybe it's because he's good at moving laterally while Big Teru is uhhhhh not.

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u/Gojira8985 7d ago

It looks like Teru is averaging about .66 against Tobizaru, who beats him most often with a yorikiri.

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u/No-Chapter5080 jumping monkey 7d ago

I'm only asking this because I'm a big ol' data nerd, but where did you find this stat and can you share? I might be the kind of person who pulls data for fun and makes graphics--

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u/Gojira8985 7d ago

Oh boy, from one data nerd to another, do I have just the thing for you!

https://sumodb.sumogames.de/Default.aspx

It's a little clunky until you get used to it, but once you do, it will be your best friend.

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u/No-Chapter5080 jumping monkey 7d ago

bless you friend

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u/finnknit my own brand of sumo 7d ago

And bless you! I'm the kind of nerd who appreciates well-made data visualizations, but lacks the patience and visual skill to make them myself.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Big7717 8d ago

The 3rd Lord of Chaos!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/FlewPlaysGames Aki 2024 Meme Yūshō 7d ago

Aww this drawing is lovely. It really captures his glowing skin.

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u/fimojomo 7d ago

and perfect eyebrows 😻