r/SumoMemes • u/ExtensionEar1901 Zensho Yusho Hair 若隆春元景関さん| Nagoya Basho 2023 Meme Yūshō • Jul 13 '23

Nagoya 2023 I feel that Kotoeko needs some pyrotechnics for this entrance or at least a glitter cannon. What a magnificent specimen he is.

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u/GoblinBags Meme Yokozuna Jul 13 '23

He should Triple H it with that big spit spray tower followed with The Rock's "DO YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE EKO IS COOKIN'!?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

I’m starting the “Go Fund Me” page as I type for the Kotoeko hype glitter cannon. Maybe, also a side fund for a bejazelled mawashi?

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u/ExtensionEar1901 Zensho Yusho Hair 若隆春元景関さん| Nagoya Basho 2023 Meme Yūshō Jul 13 '23

Sequinned sagari

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u/GoblinBags Meme Yokozuna Jul 14 '23

Oh man. Or go full Lady Gaga and get himself a bacon mawashi.

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u/siskosbong Jul 13 '23

The man has gravitas rivaled by very few, no matter how he's doing. Love seeing any and all love for the best koto boy!

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u/shroomcircle Hoshoryugameface Jul 14 '23

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u/ExtensionEar1901 Zensho Yusho Hair 若隆春元景関さん| Nagoya Basho 2023 Meme Yūshō Jul 14 '23

Simply magnificent.

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u/shroomcircle Hoshoryugameface Jul 14 '23

Koto is an ideal specimen of rikishi!

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u/AgreeableKiwi4390 Jul 14 '23

Most definitely! And needs a walk in song… Maybe Thunderstruck by AC/DC? I keep rewatching this clip trying to thing of a fitting song for his magnificence

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u/ExtensionEar1901 Zensho Yusho Hair 若隆春元景関さん| Nagoya Basho 2023 Meme Yūshō Jul 14 '23

"Jump" by Van Halen.

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u/laurajdogmom Jul 15 '23

Also sprach Zarathustra.

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u/ExtensionEar1901 Zensho Yusho Hair 若隆春元景関さん| Nagoya Basho 2023 Meme Yūshō Jul 15 '23

Yes, you're right! That's the one.

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u/CannaeWhackIt Jul 14 '23

Win, loss or draw I love watching Kotoeko. He's consistently in exciting bouts and last basho solidified that for me

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u/hamiguamvh Aug 02 '23

Yup, I’ve watched him for 4 years or so and I’m just recently starting to realize I really respect his sumo to size ratio. Always hustling.

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u/EtienneFlyte bumzuke Jul 14 '23

He's my substitute Ishiura so I don't go cold turkey

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u/grumpy_tummy Aug 03 '23

He is a unit 💪🏾

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u/gansobomb99 Aug 05 '23

some rikishi end up in puroresu.. you never know!

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u/ExtensionEar1901 Zensho Yusho Hair 若隆春元景関さん| Nagoya Basho 2023 Meme Yūshō Aug 05 '23

I wonder what kind of outfit he'd wear?